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"And then the fight started"

Tash1978 Avatar
7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 In about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started...
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After retiring, I went to the social security office to apply for
social security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my social security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the social security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten Disability, too.'
And then the fight started...
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up 15 years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think that a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started...
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7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago
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banned#1
Haha Thats Class
#2
First ones my FB status,.
#3
Lmao :)
#4
:thumbsup: lol
#5
[COLOR="Red"]I thought this was going to be a 'Manny v Floyd' thread. :-([/COLOR]
#6
hahaha
#7
[COLOR="DarkOrange"]Good thread,although I had hoped it would be devoid of attention seeking children.....[/COLOR]Rep added Tash1978
#8
hehehe, I liked it.

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