A successful businessman died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the business going , but knew very little about accounting, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for an accountant as the job was live in and working from her home, she had to make sure she hired the right person.
Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the home than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about accounting
For weeks, the two of them worked, and the business was doing very well. Then one day, the widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the books looks great. You should go into town and let your hair down."
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand.
Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him..
She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my stockings and suspenders."
He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
"Now take off my lace bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told. "And now very carefully take off my silk panties..... and he dropped them to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said,
"If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired!!!!."