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There really is an anti-flirt club, all details in the first post. So who wants to join then? Read More
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7y, 7m agoPosted 7 years, 7 months ago
There really is an anti-flirt club, all details in the first post. So who wants to join then?
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7y, 7m agoPosted 7 years, 7 months ago
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#1
Link here to details on Wiki.

They have rules to follow:

1. Don't flirt: those who flirt in haste oft repent in leisure.
2. Don't accept rides from flirting motorists—they don't invite you in to save you a walk.
3. Don't use your eyes for ogling—they were made for worthier purposes.
4. Don't go out with men you don't know—they may be married, and you may be in for a hair-pulling match.
5. Don't wink—a flutter of one eye may cause a tear in the other.
6. Don't smile at flirtatious strangers—save them for people you know.
7. Don't annex all the men you can get—by flirting with many, you may lose out on the one.
8. Don't fall for the slick, dandified cake eater—the unpolished gold of a real man is worth more than the gloss of a lounge lizard.
9. Don't let elderly men with an eye to a flirtation pat you on the shoulder and take a fatherly interest in you. Those are usually the kind who want to forget they are fathers.
10. Don't ignore the man you are sure of while you flirt with another. When you return to the first one you may find him gone.

and if you step out of line you answer to this woman!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/80/Alice_Reighly.jpg
banned#2
What are you wearing right now?
#3
lumoruk
What are you wearing right now?


I am naked, not a pretty sight!
suspended#4
pmsl...
#5
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u128/starrhall/Hello%20Sexy/blue_wink.gif
#6
pink
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u128/starrhall/Hello%20Sexy/blue_wink.gif


Do you have something in your eye?
#7
They even have flags too

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2008-10/anti-flirt-club.jpg

Maybe we can have flags and decorate misc?
#8
age sex location?
#9
ClarityofMind
age sex location?


Hey this is strictly no flirting! :x

well maybe some exceptions :oops:
#10
Staroffurby
Hey this is strictly no flirting! :x

well maybe some exceptions :oops:


webcam? :whistling:;-)
banned#11
c2c??
#12
lol citizens band radio
#13
ClarityofMind
webcam? :whistling:;-)


why do you have one?

just for looking at nature of course :whistling:
#14
Staroffurby
why do you have one?

just for looking at nature of course :whistling:


sure do :whistling:

yup, all natural ;-)
#15
ClarityofMind
sure do :whistling:

yup, all natural ;-)


might have to check out your scenery, i mean the scenery :whistling:
#16
Staroffurby
might have to check out your scenery, i mean the scenery :whistling:


lol @ your "no flirt" rule :whistling:;-)
#17
nikkib123
I give you lot five seconds before you broke a rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


says she with her boobs out!! :-D:w00t::roll:
#18
nikkib123
Its not an invite!!!

:p


but it makes me stare :w00t:;-)
#19
I am sure having your baps out in this thread is against one of the rules?

Maybe we need a new rule tatty bojangles to be covered at all times!
#20
;-)
(just thought i'd join in :p )
#21
nikkib123
You want me but you can't have me ha ha :-D

Babs baps have that effect!!!!


Staroffurby
I am sure having your baps out in this thread is against one of the rules?

Maybe we need a new rule tatty bojangles to be covered at all times!


I'm lolling!! :-D
#22
cassieismydoggie
;-)
(just thought i'd join in :p )


Hello lovely Cassie x x x x
#23
ClarityofMind
Hello lovely Cassie x x x x


Are you flirting with me Mrs CoM?? :w00t:
#24
cassieismydoggie
Are you flirting with me Mrs CoM?? :w00t:


I'm not allowed to do that :?

Wayne said no no no and shook his head and his finger at me!!
#25
I totally agree that flirting should be banned!! Spread the love instead ...... :)
#26
ClarityofMind
I'm not allowed to do that :?

Wayne said no no no and shook his head and his finger at me!!


but i was told that yes means no and no means yes :?
#27
cassieismydoggie
I totally agree that flirting should be banned!! Spread the love instead ...... :)


spread your wha???

Oh your LOVE

I thought you said legs but that was in the other thread ;-)
#28
ClarityofMind
spread your wha???

Oh your LOVE

I thought you said legs but that was in the other thread ;-)


sauce!!! :whistling:

(that was on the other thread as well :whistling: )
#29
cassieismydoggie
sauce!!! :whistling:

(that was on the other thread as well :whistling: )


lmao!!!

Mayo please!!! :w00t:
#30
ClarityofMind
lmao!!!

Mayo please!!! :w00t:


:w00t: LMFAO!!! control yourself woman, your man said no .... but then l'Oreal said im worth it :thumbsup:
#31
cassieismydoggie
:w00t: LMFAO!!! control yourself woman, your man said no .... but then l'Oreal said im worth it :thumbsup:


lol @ "my man"

ya hear that Wayne??

Bless!!!

I'm with L'Oreal!! :w00t:
#32
cassieismydoggie
:w00t: LMFAO!!! control yourself woman, your man said no .... but then l'Oreal said im worth it :thumbsup:


Well that my coffee spat all over my keyboard and monitor! :w00t:
#33
Staroffurby
Well that my coffee spat all over my keyboard and monitor! :w00t:


I was roflocopter :w00t:;-)

Watch out for big angry footsteps behind us any moment now lol
#34
ClarityofMind
I was roflocopter :w00t:;-)

Watch out for big angry footsteps behind us any moment now lol


What, u mean ur man is a woman? :w00t:

(and who is this "Wayne" .... an extra? :?)
#35
I'm off now before the footsteps arrive .... chase me if u like ;-)

See ya :-D
#36
cassieismydoggie
What, u mean ur man is a woman? :w00t:

(and who is this "Wayne" .... an extra? :?)


lmao!!!

Who ARE you, Wayne???
#37
cassieismydoggie
I'm off now before the footsteps arrive .... chase me if u like ;-)

See ya :-D


Have a lovely evening princess x x x
#38
cassieismydoggie
What, u mean ur man is a woman? :w00t:

(and who is this "Wayne" .... an extra? :?)


I am Jenny and my alter ego is Wayne
#39
Staroffurby
I am Jenny and my alter ego is Wayne


do Jenny and Dave ever get it on? :-D

......jus sayin. :whistling:
#40
ClarityofMind
do Jenny and Dave ever get it on? :-D

......jus sayin. :whistling:


Well Jenny is a lesbian! :p

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