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Any funny jokes???

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Fancy a giggle anyone got any good jokes?
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8y, 10m agoPosted 8 years, 10 months ago
Fancy a giggle anyone got any good jokes?
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8y, 10m agoPosted 8 years, 10 months ago
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#2


lol theres always one :p
#3
vicknanth;2078469
lol theres always one :p

Just be thankful it wasnt a rick roll!
#4
lol theres still time
#5


lol, i'll give u that one, i must of pressed it about 3 times before realising!!!:oops:
#6
dean3988
lol, i'll give u that one, i must of pressed it about 3 times before realising!!!:oops:


pmsl:w00t:
#7
dean3988
lol, i'll give u that one, i must of pressed it about 3 times before realising!!!:oops:


haha just tried it aswell...:oops:

my fav joke is really ****** but makes me laugh...how do u kill a blonde?
put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool:-D
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jadeywadey08
haha just tried it aswell...:oops:

my fav joke is really ****** but makes me laugh...how do u kill a blonde?
put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool:-D


lol:w00t:
#9
Just watching Match of the day, seems like Man City is the biggest joke at the moment!

How many D's are there in "MATCH OF THE DAY"?


Loads, DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.......(It's the theme tune! ......rubbish joke unles you are verbally telling it)
#10
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual
gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to
change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual
purchases.
It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.

It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son,
returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.

"Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?"
asked John.

"Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,"
said Tommy.

The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him
completely out of his chair.

"Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you
really were after school."

"We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy.

"What did you watch?" asked Marsha.

"The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy.

The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him
off his chair once more. With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down
and said, "I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex
Queen."

"I am ashamed of you son," said John. "When I was your age, I never lied
to my parents."

The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly
knocked him out of his chair.

Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, "Boy, did
you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all,
he is your son!"

With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked her
out of her chair.
#11
http://jokes.comedycentral.com/images/v2/pix_clear.gif A husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had been married.

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"

The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
#12
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
#13
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-pictures-gators-to-school.jpg
#14
I remember at school the kids used to throw gold bricks at me.

I was a victim of bullion.
#15
Haha....!
#16
black gerbil1;2078458

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