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Any funny text messages?

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Has anyone received any funny text messages lately? I've had a couple but they seem to be a bit rubbish of late. :) Read More
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7y, 9m agoPosted 7 years, 9 months ago
Has anyone received any funny text messages lately? I've had a couple but they seem to be a bit rubbish of late.

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7y, 9m agoPosted 7 years, 9 months ago
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#1
no. no1 texts me
#2
magicbeans
no. no1 texts me


+1:?
#3
'They say good looks can kill'. Please don't look at me, I don't wanna see you die!
:giggle:
#4
I thought I saw you today, I was sure it was you. I even called out your name, but you just kept scratching your head and eating a banana.
:roll:
Sent to me by my mum!
#5
A random number texted me the other day informing me that they somtimes sleep with one eye open. made me laugh anyway
#6
Well I had this last week

Hi honey loved your call this morning it was so sexy I can't wait to show how much it turned me on see you later love snuggle bum.

Yes it was a wrong number so I sent back................

That sounds great but will you please ask my wife if it's ok?

I got back ............

You did't tell me you were married!

I sent ..............

You didn't ask!

I got back...............

Don't call me or text again!.

:) Yes I couldn't help myself do I feel bad .................no:)
#7
mikebike
Well I had this last week

Hi honey loved your call this morning it was so sexy I can't wait to show how much it turned me on see you later love snuggle bum.

Yes it was a wrong number so I sent back................

That sounds great but will you please ask my wife if it's ok?

I got back ............

You did't tell me you were married!

I sent ..............

You didn't ask!

I got back...............

Don't call me or text again!.

:) Yes I couldn't help myself do I feel bad .................no:)


Lol love it
#8
mikebike

:) Yes I couldn't help myself do I feel bad .................no:)


:roll:

Lol, I got a text once asking 'what do you think? Miss me?' and it was a picture of a bloke in his pants :)
I text back and said 'not bad, but you've sent it to the wrong number'.
My husband was not impressed! Made me smile though!
#9
Why does the w*nk not feel as worthwile if you end up cumming on a 5hit part of a porn film? Really puts a downer on my day.
#10
akme
Why does the w*nk not feel as worthwile if you end up cumming on a 5hit part of a porn film? Really puts a downer on my day.




Said it in one :thinking:

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