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Any ideas for joke 50th birthday gifts?

Banana79 Avatar
7y, 9m agoPosted 7 years, 9 months ago
Hi, my colleague is turning 50 soon and I am putting together a wind-up box of gifts. I'm thinking of Tena lady's, a Saga brochure, blue rinse etc. Does anyone have any other ideas of what else to add please. She has a gret sense of humour so anything goes! Many thanks in advance.
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7y, 9m agoPosted 7 years, 9 months ago
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1 Like #1
You're in the wrong section:w00t:
#2
deb8z
You're in the wrong section:w00t:


Thought I put it in misc? Ooops, how do I move it? Thanks.
1 Like #3
Thick woolly american tan tights

Zimmer

Anything smelling of p*ss

knickers as big as a Tshirt

Milkbottle bottom glasses
1 Like #4
wrinkle cream,rain mate,support tights
#5
ibiza
Thick woolly american tan tights

Zimmer

Anything smelling of p*ss

knickers as big as a Tshirt

Milkbottle bottom glasses


I'm not weeing on anything!!! Tights are good though!
#6
ettam123
wrinkle cream,rain mate,support tights


What is rain mate?!
banned#7
Banana79
What is rain mate?!


got to be one of those plastic head scarves old ladies have tucked in their handbags!
#8
H_K
got to be one of those plastic head scarves old ladies have tucked in their handbags!


yes it is you get a pack of 4 in poundland
#9
Moved to correct forum
#10
rayman
Moved to correct forum


Thank you.
#11
Hi Banana79 , what about some billybob teeth? Or make her a cheeky flier for a toyboy agency lol
#12
Racing Grannies
A tartan wheelie shopping trolly
Werthers Originals
Massive pair of knickers
#13
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#14
kaits
Hi Banana79 , what about some billybob teeth? Or make her a cheeky flier for a toyboy agency lol


Love it!
#15
Jetpac
Racing Grannies
A tartan wheelie shopping trolly
Werthers Originals
Massive pair of knickers


Werther's, perfect!
#16
Titchimp
ebay no.: 290302635146


Just a tad out of my price range! Lol.
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Preparation 'H'.
[helper] 1 Like #18
Put her birthday in local paper but make sure there is a 'misprint' (60)!
#19
LJM
Put her birthday in local paper but make sure there is a 'misprint' (60)!


Love it, just a shame I don't have enough time. May do that with the card! :thumbsup:
1 Like #20
Why dont you leave her a zimmerframe and potty outside her house/in her office or in the place you work.....try and get one from a local hospital orsee if any friends haveone
1 Like #21
Denture cream?
#22
BECKYBOO
Denture cream?


ye thats a good idea linking on to that get the billy bob teath and leave them in a glass of water on her desk :p
[helper]#23
Senacott - the super strength one.
[helper]#24
An issue of 'The Peoples Friend'
#25
Not seen what other people have put, but we did a similar thing for a 40th birthday. We included...

Hair curlers
Blue rinse
prunes
Cheap reading glasses (get them from chemist) with one of those chain things on them
puzzle book
Peoples friend magazine
Denture tablets
big knickers
hankies
boiled sweets
bus pass holder (from post office)
lily of the valley (I think) perfume
Brochures for stuff like stair lifts
incontinence pads

Just be careful though, what starts out as a joke, ends up being pretty expensive as you start thinking of more and more stuff
1 Like #26
Denture pot

Saga holiday brochure

If she wears glasses-one of those chains to hold them round her neck so she cant lose them

Leaflet from Age Concern with their weekly schedule of activities
#27
Thank you all, some great ideas! I have left you all rep. Off shopping now, lol!

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