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hi, anyone know any little valentines verses to write in a card ? thanks. Read More
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banned8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
hi, anyone know any little valentines verses to write in a card ?
thanks.
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banned8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
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#1
roses are red, violets are blue....
#2
i hate the way u eat ur food
ur very rarely in a good mood
my life will be better when u r dead
uve never been any good in bed
there isnt really anything else to say
except everyday im with u i wish i was gay



^^^^^^^

that should go down a treat

(dont rep me plz)
#3
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You eat like a pig
So I'm dumping you...


Awww I feel warm inside.
#4
When I think of how we met,
a pure co-incidence, and yet,
I long to see you every day,
my heart is cold when you're away.

I hope this feeling never ends,
For you are,
My love,
and my friend. :-D All me own work, btw!
#5
acecatcher3
i hate the way u eat ur food
ur very rarely in a good mood
my life will be better when u r dead
uve never been any good in bed
there isnt really anything else to say
except everyday im with u i wish i was gay



^^^^^^^

that should go down a treat

(dont rep me plz)


Lol!

we arent much help are we :giggle:
#6
you're eyes are like spanners
when I look into them
my nuts tighten
#7
MrGrumpyman
When I think of how we met,
a pure co-incidence, and yet,
I long to see you every day,
my heart is cold when you're away.

I hope this feeling never ends,
For you are,
My love,
and my friend. :-D All me own work, btw!


awwwww that's really sweet :)
#8
Roses are red
Violets are carp
when we make lurve
why do you bark?
#9
Aren't we a romantic bunch... lol
#10
mhh1981
you're eyes are like spanners
when I look into them
my nuts tighten


lol! This is great!!! :-D
#11
ClarityofMind
Lol!

we arent much help are we :giggle:


pretty useless yes.:-D
#12
I Love You Today
and everyday

""""

I love being loved by you

"""""

I draw a circle, not a heart, around you
The one I love
Because a heart can break
But a circle goes on forever.

"""""

Happiness is being married to my best friend

****************

It takes more than lace and ribbons
And lovely verses too
To make a Valentine
Thats nice enough for you
It takes a world of special thoughts
Tucked into every line
And thats exactly what you'll find
Inside this valentine.

""""

May this Valentine's Day
be filled with love, understanding, and contentment
as you journey through life with those you hold dear

"""""""

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue
It's Valentines Day
and I love you
Today I'm asking
if you'll be mine
Please say yes (Harry)...
be my Valentine

"""""

When I count my blessings
I count you twice

"""""

When two people cannot see too much of each other
nor too little of other people, they`re in love

******************

Friends like you
Know what to do
To make others feel so loved.

Happy Valentine's

"""""

Thank you for all
The countless, caring ways
You've filled my life with love.

Happy Valentine's Day

"""""

Even if the sun refused to shine
Even if romance ran out of rhyme
You would still have my heart
Till the end of time
I Love You

""""""

I love you more now
....than when you began
to read this Valentine's card

""""""

Love
One word...
But so many memories.

Happy Valentine's Day

*************

Lets sin
On a tiger-skin
Or, if you prefer
We could err
On a different fur

Happy Valentine's Day, fellow sinner

"""""

I did three things today
I missed you
I missed you
I missed you

"""""

To the world
You are one person
But to this person
You are the world

""""""

Tommy Cooper was getting into his car
This bloke says " Can you give me a lift "
Tommy says " Sure, you look great,
the world's your oyster, go for it "

Loving you gives me a lift
Happy Valentine's Day

*************

If I could give you the stars
I'd gather them inside my heart
I'd wrap them in love
And brighten your day
...with starlight

***********

I'm sending you a valentine wish
With hugs and kisses too.
Because in my heart there's a place
For a special (boy) (girl) like you

""""""

With all the sunshine things you do
The smiles, hugs and kisses too.
It just feels great this Valentine's Day
To have a (son), (daughter) like you.

"""""

You're on my mind
Because you're the kind
Of friend
Who really cares.
Happy Valentine's Day

""""""
Look into my eyes.
Your eyes are getting heavy
You're getting sleepy,
Sleeeepy, sleeeepy.
Now repeat after me..
"I want to be your love slave".

***************

The clues that you're getting old
Are there (Bill) it's true
Your belt won't buckle any more
But your knees most certainly do
This is the (40th) Valentine card I've sent you
But you look good all the same
Who cares if your hair is thin and grey
And you'll suit a Zimmer frame
We've been together since we were young
We're now getting old, and how
The fire is still within us
We just call it heartburn now

I love you still
(& on the odd occasion you move)

**********

In the game of love...
...you know all the right moves!

"""""""

To my "lets go upstairs and make passionate love"
You used to bound up with glee
Now it's "I can't do stairs and passion ..
You'll have to choose which one it's to be"

"""""""

You used to be insatiable
You were always there on cue
Now the expression "all nighter" means
Not getting up for the loo

Happy Valentine
You still mean the World to me

**********

Happy Valentine's Day
To my first husband.
That's just to keep you on your toes
#13
edna_clouds
Roses are red
Violets are carp
when we make lurve
why do you bark?


lmao, that one really tickled me
1 Like #14
Roses are awful,
Violets are the pits,
Lift up your sh*rt,
And show us your t*ts.
#15
If I were a robot
and you were one too
i'd give you a nut
and you'd give me a screw



You are my queen (king)
A queen (king) is a ruler
A ruler is a foot
A foot is smelly
so are you
#16
MrGrumpyman
Roses are awful,
Violets are the pits,
Lift up your sh*rt,
And show us your t*ts.


Mr G! I knew it would have to been from you:-D
banned#17
:giggle:thanks, but i should of said its for my daughters card. but made me giggle.
#18
roselee
:giggle:thanks, but i should of said its for my daughters card. but made me giggle.


OOPS!!!, med me laff that did :-D
banned#19
bargain surfer
If I were a robot
and you were one too
i'd give you a nut
and you'd give me a screw



You are my queen (king)
A queen (king) is a ruler
A ruler is a foot
A foot is smelly
so are you


lol.
banned#20
Roses are Red
Violets are blue
I am being forced to write this
I really hate you!


Maybe...
#21
Deek43
Mr G! I knew it would have to been from you:-D


Hiya Deek............................i like to be consistent :-D
#22
roselee
:giggle:thanks, but i should of said its for my daughters card. but made me giggle.


Ooops!!!

:-D
1 Like #23
MrGrumpyman
Hiya Deek............................i like to be consistent :-D


Don't ever change:thumbsup:
1 Like #24
roselee
:giggle:thanks, but i should of said its for my daughters card. but made me giggle.


how about this one then

My heart is like a cabbage
divided in to two
the leaves I give to others
the heart I give to you!!!
banned#25
Deek43
I Love You Today
and everyday

""""

I love being loved by you

"""""

I draw a circle, not a heart, around you
The one I love
Because a heart can break
But a circle goes on forever.

"""""

Happiness is being married to my best friend

****************

It takes more than lace and ribbons
And lovely verses too
To make a Valentine
Thats nice enough for you
It takes a world of special thoughts
Tucked into every line
And thats exactly what you'll find
Inside this valentine.

""""

May this Valentine's Day
be filled with love, understanding, and contentment
as you journey through life with those you hold dear

"""""""

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue
It's Valentines Day
and I love you
Today I'm asking
if you'll be mine
Please say yes (Harry)...
be my Valentine

"""""

When I count my blessings
I count you twice

"""""

When two people cannot see too much of each other
nor too little of other people, they`re in love

******************

Friends like you
Know what to do
To make others feel so loved.

Happy Valentine's

"""""

Thank you for all
The countless, caring ways
You've filled my life with love.

Happy Valentine's Day

"""""

Even if the sun refused to shine
Even if romance ran out of rhyme
You would still have my heart
Till the end of time
I Love You

""""""

I love you more now
....than when you began
to read this Valentine's card

""""""

Love
One word...
But so many memories.

Happy Valentine's Day

*************

Lets sin
On a tiger-skin
Or, if you prefer
We could err
On a different fur

Happy Valentine's Day, fellow sinner

"""""

I did three things today
I missed you
I missed you
I missed you

"""""

To the world
You are one person
But to this person
You are the world

""""""

Tommy Cooper was getting into his car
This bloke says " Can you give me a lift "
Tommy says " Sure, you look great,
the world's your oyster, go for it "

Loving you gives me a lift
Happy Valentine's Day

*************

If I could give you the stars
I'd gather them inside my heart
I'd wrap them in love
And brighten your day
...with starlight

***********

I'm sending you a valentine wish
With hugs and kisses too.
Because in my heart there's a place
For a special (boy) (girl) like you

""""""

With all the sunshine things you do
The smiles, hugs and kisses too.
It just feels great this Valentine's Day
To have a (son), (daughter) like you.

"""""

You're on my mind
Because you're the kind
Of friend
Who really cares.
Happy Valentine's Day

""""""
Look into my eyes.
Your eyes are getting heavy
You're getting sleepy,
Sleeeepy, sleeeepy.
Now repeat after me..
"I want to be your love slave".

***************

The clues that you're getting old
Are there (Bill) it's true
Your belt won't buckle any more
But your knees most certainly do
This is the (40th) Valentine card I've sent you
But you look good all the same
Who cares if your hair is thin and grey
And you'll suit a Zimmer frame
We've been together since we were young
We're now getting old, and how
The fire is still within us
We just call it heartburn now

I love you still
(& on the odd occasion you move)

**********

In the game of love...
...you know all the right moves!

"""""""

To my "lets go upstairs and make passionate love"
You used to bound up with glee
Now it's "I can't do stairs and passion ..
You'll have to choose which one it's to be"

"""""""

You used to be insatiable
You were always there on cue
Now the expression "all nighter" means
Not getting up for the loo

Happy Valentine
You still mean the World to me

**********

Happy Valentine's Day
To my first husband.
That's just to keep you on your toes


thanks rep added.
banned#26
MrGrumpyman
how about this one then

My heart is like a cabbage
divided in to two
the leaves I give to others
the heart I give to you!!!


thats a great one thanks , rep added.
#27
roselee
thats a great one thanks , rep added.


thank you, always happy to help :-D
1 Like #28
mhh1981
you're eyes are like spanners
when I look into them
my nuts tighten


and I dont get rep for this!?
banned 1 Like #29
mhh1981
and I dont get rep for this!?


ok then, yep added.lol

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