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anybody got a good joke for my christmas night out?

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6y, 11m agoPosted 6 years, 11 months ago
as above, time to share
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6y, 11m agoPosted 6 years, 11 months ago
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In recent news,...Tiger Woods has been awarded a new trophy




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#2
A little black piece of tarmac enters a bar with his girlfriend and starts ordering a drink, just at that point a little green piece of tarmac barges in, pushes past him, orders a drink in front of him and starts chatting up his girlfriend. A guy sees this and asks the little black piece of tarmac "Are you not going to do anything about that? He's barged past you, ordered his drink in front of you and is now chatting up your girlfriend!! Are you going to let him get away with that??!!" The little black tarmac replies "It's not worth it, I've heard hes a cyclepath"!!!
#3
Tiger Woods likes his birdies but his marriage is in the rough

Not christmasy but . . . :p
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ei8hty5ive
A little black piece of tarmac enters a bar with his girlfriend and starts ordering a drink, just at that point a little green piece of tarmac barges in, pushes past him, orders a drink in front of him and starts chatting up his girlfriend. A guy sees this and asks the little black piece of tarmac "Are you not going to do anything about that? He's barged past you, ordered his drink in front of you and is now chatting up your girlfriend!! Are you going to let him get away with that??!!" The little black tarmac replies "It's not worth it, I've heard hes a cyclepath"!!!


Haha, I like that! :thumbsup:
#5
A flat chested woman goes to Dr Smith about enlarging her breasts. He tells her "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say 'Scoobie doobie doobies i want bigger boobies'........She does this for several months and it works - she grows terrific D-cup boobs. One morning she gets on the bus the driver looks at her and says "Are you a patient of Dr Smith?".....she says "Yes how did you know?".....He winks and whispers 'Hickory dickory dock..........' :oops: :whistling: :-D
#6
Nothing can be as good as my centipede joke...
#7
angelfairee
Nothing can be as good as my centipede joke...


lol...course not:thumbsup:

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