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Anybody know what £500 is in Cockney slang - is it 'monkey' or is that £50?

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8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
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8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
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1 Like #1
Sorry thats was wrong

It's a monkey

Pony is 25
#2
uhuh it is...

My favourite is Tin Lid... :thumbsup: can anyone guess why... ?
#3
...:?
1 Like #4
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Pony = £25
Score = £20[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
banned#5
yimmie;2826340
uhuh it is...

My favourite is Tin Lid... :thumbsup: can anyone guess why... ?

quid
banned#6
choc1969;2826344
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[SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#000000]Pony = £25[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#000000]Score = £20[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

Jacks - £5

Bucket - £1k
#8
ODB_69
quid


nopee..... well not what I know it as... Guv should get it.... :)
#9
yimmie
uhuh it is...

My favourite is Tin Lid... :thumbsup: can anyone guess why... ?


Come on then........tell us
#10
Thanks guys - thought it was £500 x
#11
hannah19790
Come on then........tell us


yid..... either a spurs fan or... a jew.... :-D

but just quickly looked it up and found other things for it.... tea pot lid... :/ close i guess!
#12
hannah19790
Come on then........tell us

ano yea
#13
yimmie;2826382
yid..... either a spurs fan or... a jew.... :-D

but just quickly looked it up and found other things for it.... tea pot lid... :/ close i guess!


an offensive word for a jew though :whistling:
#14
yimmie
yid..... either a spurs fan or... a jew.... :-D

but just quickly looked it up and found other things for it.... tea pot lid... :/ close i guess!


Ah, right Got it:thumbsup:
#16
mr miagi
ano yea


eh?
#17
choc1969
an offensive word for a jew though :whistling:


which do you think i am? A jew or spurs fan.... :whistling:
it is offensive, but hey... it hasn't been censored... :p
banned#18
choc1969;2826389
an offensive word for a jew though :whistling:


yimmie;2826399
which do you think i am? A jew or spurs fan.... :whistling:
it is offensive, but hey... it hasn't been censored... :p

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yid
lets be careful before someone gets an infraction, just cause the word censor hasnt kicked in doesnt mean you will definitely get away with it..careful Yimmie, dont want to see u suspended
#19
ODB_69
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yid
lets be careful before someone gets an infraction, just cause the word censor hasnt kicked in doesnt mean you will definitely get away with it..careful Yimmie, dont want to see u suspended


in the context i use 'yid' isn't offensive though.... I suppose if the person wants to perceive what I'm saying as being racist they can. That'll be their problem not mine.
I don't use this enough to care about being suspended tbh. Hope I'm not sounding argumentative here lol... :)
#20
Oops, now look what I've caused? soz x
banned#21
yimmie;2826440
in the context i use 'yid' isn't offensive though.... I suppose if the person wants to perceive what I'm saying as being racist they can. That'll be their problem not mine.
I don't use this enough to care about being suspended tbh. Hope I'm not sounding argumentative here lol... :)

nah your not...think we're both feeling same about it...not offensive to me, but seeing how it is around here at mo just dont want to see you suspended or anything
#22
hannah19790
Oops, now look what I've caused? soz x

dont worry bout it
banned#23
hannah19790;2826477
Oops, now look what I've caused? soz x

lol...

dont be silly donut x :p
#24
ODB_69
nah your not...think we're both feeling same about it...not offensive to me, but seeing how it is around here at mo just dont want to see you suspended or anything


aww thanks!
I guess the perception of jews as being "money wise" goes well with this website... :)
#25
hannah19790;2826477
Oops, now look what I've caused? soz x


nothing to worry about hun....but some people may have been offended :oops:
#26
As long as It wasn't intended that way (which it wasn't) I'm sure no one will be offended. x
banned#27
yimmie
nopee..... well not what I know it as... Guv should get it.... :)


Sounds like "bull" to me!
#28
guv
Sounds like "bull" to me!


hmm? Did I get the wrong user? :thinking: never mind....
banned#29
yimmie
hmm? Did I get the wrong user? :thinking: never mind....


No.

£500 is a monkey, £50 is a bullseye.

That what the OP wanted to know! :-D
#30
hannah19790
As long as It wasn't intended that way (which it wasn't) I'm sure no one will be offended. x


sorry for causing controversy :p i didn't intend to either.... I just think 'tin lid' is rather unusual... :-D
#31
guv
No.

£500 is a monkey, £50 is a bullseye.

That what the OP wanted to know! :-D


completely lost again & still... heh.... :oops:
banned#32
yimmie
completely lost again & still... heh.... :oops:


Dunno why. Heres the header.....................................

[COLOR="Blue"]Anybody know what £500 is in Cockney slang - is it 'monkey' or is that £50?[/COLOR]
#33
guv
Dunno why. Heres the header.....................................

[COLOR="Blue"]Anybody know what £500 is in Cockney slang - is it 'monkey' or is that £50?[/COLOR]


oh, we're talking about different things. Never mind...

I meant you should know what 'tin lid' means...
#34
yimmie
sorry for causing controversy :p i didn't intend to either.... I just think 'tin lid' is rather unusual... :-D


It is hun, not heard it before, but will know for future :thumbsup:
#35
hannah19790
It is hun, not heard it before, but will know for future :thumbsup:


yaaay, at long last someone doesn't assume or remark at me being male... or did you? :p
I like my nickname 'yimmie' or 'yim' as it's like yid... :-D just different... lol...
banned#36
yimmie
oh, we're talking about different things. Never mind...

I meant you should know what 'tin lid' means...


Ah ok.. Hmmm. Tin Lids? Sounds like an alternative to dustbin lid! (ie kid)
#37
yimmie
yaaay, at long last someone doesn't assume or remark at me being male... or did you? :p
I like my nickname 'yimmie' or 'yim' as it's like yid... :-D just different... lol...


:oops:maybe:oops:
#38
hannah19790
:oops:maybe:oops:


haha! Woops! I'm female.... lol.... do I seem male? :( or is it this stupid ugly avatar.... :whistling:
#39
guv
Ah ok.. Hmmm. Tin Lids? Sounds like an alternative to dustbin lid! (ie kid)


it's for yid.... you're one right? :p
#40
yimmie
haha! Woops! I'm female.... lol.... do I seem male? :( or is it this stupid ugly avatar.... :whistling:


Sorry hun, not sure y I thought that - probably is the football avy:oops:

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