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anyone as useles as me? (regarding mofo sized spiders)

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so im ironing (glamarous lifestyle) and a HUGE.... ridiculous sized spider creeps out of the trousers im ironing... and has the audacity to touch my hand and fall to the floor and scurry off! mean…
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7y, 6m agoPosted 7 years, 6 months ago
so im ironing (glamarous lifestyle) and a HUGE.... ridiculous sized spider creeps out of the trousers im ironing... and has the audacity to touch my hand and fall to the floor and scurry off!

meanwhile i've gone into ealry labour and screamed the house down. managed to turn iron off but have shut the door and stuffed clothes into the door wedge (bottom) so spider remains in that room till hubby comes back and we can hunt the spider.

still cacking it ....
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7y, 6m agoPosted 7 years, 6 months ago
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#1
We had one the other day, its body wasn't that huge, but its legs were at least 2 inches long.
#2
starsparkle2311
Don't mention spiders to me, my daughter has me up all night capturing them from her bedroom, it drives me bananas.

I hope you're ok tho', what time does hubby come home?


come help find mine pleeeeeeease!

AshleyRFC
We had one the other day, its body wasn't that huge, but its legs were at least 2 inches long.


didnt stop to measure the gangsta sized spider but it was EVIL!
#3
There was one big huge MOFO ( Iswear it was wearing wellie boots) on the wall above the door into our kitchen..........I had to wait till OH came home from work at 1am to kill it before I could go to bed! I spent an hour just watching and waiting........I swear it was eyeballin me :w00t:
#4
i HATE spiders!! I dont know how u lived with just having that on your hand, i would of just chopped my hand off there and then!
#5
dean3988
i HATE spiders!! I dont know how u lived with just having that on your hand, i would of just chopped my hand off there and then!


You're such a girl.:roll:
#6
you need a hero:-D ...wonder where you can get one. Put an ad in Freebies :w00t:
#7
Its always the same for a few weeeks at this time of year,mating season.

I've slept with the light on all week as i had two run up the wall on Monday nite in the same place 30 mins apart,i caught them in my spider catcher and chucked them out,i hate them grrrr
#8
bitseylango
There was one big huge MOFO ( Iswear it was wearing wellie boots) on the wall above the door into our kitchen..........I had to wait till OH came home from work at 1am to kill it before I could go to bed! I spent an hour just watching and waiting........I swear it was eyeballin me :w00t:


LOLZ! at least it didnt dash off.... the little rats (equivalent in size) get into the tiniest little cracks to reappear when u least expect them. what would we be like wothout hubbies!

dean3988
i HATE spiders!! I dont know how u lived with just having that on your hand, i would of just chopped my hand off there and then!


lolz... has been considered! my hand just doesnt feel right!...eeeeeeeew
#9
AshleyRFC
You're such a girl.:roll:


Or tried and burn it with the iron, regardless of my hands safety
#10
magicbeans
LOLZ! at least it didnt dash off.... the little rats (equivalent in size) get into the tiniest little cracks to reappear when u least expect them. what would we be like wothout hubbies!



lolz... has been considered! my hand just doesnt feel right!...eeeeeeeew


I lol'd at the early labour thing :-D
#11
bitseylango
There was one big huge MOFO ( Iswear it was wearing wellie boots) on the wall above the door into our kitchen..........I had to wait till OH came home from work at 1am to kill it before I could go to bed! I spent an hour just watching and waiting........I swear it was eyeballin me :w00t:


there was a thread on saturday night 2.00 a.m in morning - someone reported me for bad language:oops:
got a pic fron 1 yesterday - will edit - close your eyes if you dont like:w00t:
#12
MikeL
you need a hero:-D ...wonder where you can get one. Put an ad in Freebies :w00t:

:-D
deb8z
Its always the same for a few weeeks at this time of year,mating season.

I've slept with the light on all week as i had two run up the wall on Monday nite in the same place 30 mins apart,i caught them in my spider catcher and chucked them out,i hate them grrrr


ohhhh!!! why must they mate in my house?! we have a spider catcher but thats hubby's thing to do... if i do manage to get one i squish it or hoover it...but hubby doesnt like killing them so releases them back in garden.....

anyways i only catch the slow arsed daddy longlegs. not the usain bolt type mofo sized ones
#13
dean3988
I lol'd at the early labour thing :-D


i wasnt loling :cry:

holly100
there was a thread on saturday night 2.00 a.m in morning - someone reported me for bad language:oops:
got a pic fron 1 yesterday - will edit - close your eyes if you dont like:w00t:


is mofo not allowed????
NO SPIDER PICS HOLLY!!!
#14
I haven't got a hubby MB and they always appear when my boyfriend isn't here so i have to catch them myself arrghhhhhhh
#15
suck the spider up in the hoover lol any big ones that come in this house go straight in there lol get sprayed with hairspray or anything i can find lol
#16
I had one in the bath a week or so ago and thats the biggest one i've ever seen in my house "shudders"
#17
mumzyleah
suck the spider up in the hoover lol any big ones that come in this house go straight in there lol get sprayed with hairspray or anything i can find lol


I'd be scared to do that incase they were still alive and were trapped inside it llol
#18
deb8z
I haven't got a hubby MB and they always appear when my boyfriend isn't here so i have to catch them myself arrghhhhhhh

ur a brave woman!

mumzyleah
suck the spider up in the hoover lol any big ones that come in this house go straight in there lol get sprayed with hairspray or anything i can find lol


hairspray! :thumbsup:

deb8z
I had one in the bath a week or so ago and thats the biggest one i've ever seen in my house "shudders"


eeek!! i use loo a few times during the night (preggers) and one time there was daddy longlegs have some sort of mad rave on the seat... hubby sorted that. next night i felt something tickling my ****....looked down and there was a daddy long legs floating in my wee.... freaky and so wrong!
1 Like #19
i hate them soooo much i cnt go near them :cry: i had to scroll through this slowly to make sure noone had posted an y pics :lol:
#20
deb8z
I'd be scared to do that incase they were still alive and were trapped inside it llol


i leave the hoover on for a good 5 minutes on after sucking it up
#21
micoo
i hate them soooo much i cnt go near them :cry: i had to scroll through this slowly to make sure noone had posted an y pics :lol:


pics are nasty!! u not gonna do one?! lolz
#22
magicbeans
i wasnt loling :cry:



is mofo not allowed????
NO SPIDER PICS HOLLY!!!


ok hon - my dd is petrified:thumbsup:
#23
holly100
ok hon - my dd is petrified:thumbsup:


thanks ur a star. :friends:
#24
magicbeans
ur a brave woman!



hairspray! :thumbsup:



eeek!! i use loo a few times during the night (preggers) and one time there was daddy longlegs have some sort of mad rave on the seat... hubby sorted that. next night i felt something tickling my ****....looked down and there was a daddy long legs floating in my wee.... freaky and so wrong!


MB i had to laugh at that !! lol

Since the spider incident last week ive stopped going in there in the dark "giggle"
#25
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n252/misstinaturner/Comments/smile00004.jpg
#26
deb8z
MB i had to laugh at that !! lol

Since the spider incident last week ive stopped going in there in the dark "giggle"


lolz! the light was on but i was half asleep! stupid spider died one freaky death
#27
glad u got a laugh outta this rappy....!!! :p
#28
How did it get in the trousers anyway,was your washing basket on the floor or something.

I'm well para again with all this spider talk:w00t:
#29
magicbeans;6134557
glad u got a laugh outta this rappy....!!! :p

IT WAS WRITTEN FUNNY SOWWY DO YOU STILL LUB ME:oops:
#30
deb8z
How did it get in the trousers anyway,was your washing basket on the floor or something.

I'm well para again with all this spider talk:w00t:

yeah left the clothes in basket overnight on the floor. picked basket up and took it up this morning...o lawd imagine if it had crawled out mid carrying upstairs!! eeek!

raptorcigs
IT WAS WRITTEN FUNNY SOWWY DO YOU STILL LUB ME:oops:

course i do :friends:
1 Like #31
spiders, aaarrgh.
Normally I just sit there and stare at them, watching where they go too scared to kill them, buuut last time when I was playing on the Wii, one fast huge spider ran across the floor and i manned up and killed the fu*ker !!! lol
YEAAH :D
#32
I had a HUUUUUUUUUGE one on the wall the other day I was just leaving for work and had nipped back into the house to get Ankle munchers shoes. Caught sight of the thing on my wall and I swear it was the size of a mouse!!!!. I yelled till my neighbour came running and between the 2 of us we man handled it accross the rd so my friend could get it out the Pint glass it was wedged into!

No way I could have gone to work and left it there
[mod][Moderator] 1 Like #33
I ended up having to wee in the garden the other night as there was a huge one sitting on the bathroom floor, forgot about the outside security light, think i've got traumatised neighbours now!
#34
I nearly moved out with the massive spiders invading our house
#35
wishihadadonkey
I ended up having to wee in the garden the other night as there was a huge one sitting on the bathroom floor, forgot about the outside security light, think i've got traumatised neighbours now!


that made me lol :w00t:
#36
This is giving me shivers this thread,i was walking barefoot in hall other night and happened to look down at my feet and there was the biggest spider i have ever seen in my life about 3cm away from my foot. I screamed the house down and ran upstairs,uggghhh getting chills thinking about it. :x
#37
I'll save the day unless the spiders gone ? :p
#38
munaaf
spiders, aaarrgh.
Normally I just sit there and stare at them, watching where they go too scared to kill them, buuut last time when I was playing on the Wii, one fast huge spider ran across the floor and i manned up and killed the fu*ker !!! lol
YEAAH :D

haha!!! thats so funny!! glad u killed it!! woo!
jennybubbles
I had a HUUUUUUUUUGE one on the wall the other day I was just leaving for work and had nipped back into the house to get Ankle munchers shoes. Caught sight of the thing on my wall and I swear it was the size of a mouse!!!!. I yelled till my neighbour came running and between the 2 of us we man handled it accross the rd so my friend could get it out the Pint glass it was wedged into!

No way I could have gone to work and left it there

eeeeeek scary...u could imagine if u hadnt had got it then it would be waiting for u to return and then pounce on u when u least expected it!

wishihadadonkey
I ended up having to wee in the garden the other night as there was a huge one sitting on the bathroom floor, forgot about the outside security light, think i've got traumatised neighbours now!

who cares...u avoided the scary spider!! hehe
gemmyw
I nearly moved out with the massive spiders invading our house

scary :(
Skafairy
This is giving me shivers this thread,i was walking barefoot in hall other night and happened to look down at my feet and there was the biggest spider i have ever seen in my life about 3cm away from my foot. I screamed the house down and ran upstairs,uggghhh getting chills thinking about it. :x

omg! thats horrid!im gonna be so worried walking barefoot now!
Met-Cast
I'll save the day unless the spiders gone ? :p


heck no. the bu66er has escaped somewhere in the room. im not happy. wanted to see its corpse.
#39
I still don't wanna go to bed,these spiders have turned me well para,i'm forever looking up at the ceiling arghhh
#40
OMG get this thread up and running again RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!1

there is the biggest mofo spider i have EVER seen staring at me...........eughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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