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anyone done any DJing?

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7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago
i mean the 'party DJ' type rather than mixing beats n stuff? cos i've landed myself a job as the DJ in a local pub, totally blagged it as i've never done any DJing ever. and i'm lookin for tips so i don't come unstuck on the first night!
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7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago
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#1
In b4 lying children
#2
do you even have any equipment lol?

just look up the top 20
download them
burn them to a cd
put it on repeat and try to look busy all the time.
suspended#3
phatboy123
do you even have any equipment lol?

just look up the top 20
download them
burn them to a cd
put it on repeat and try to look busy all the time.


+1
#4
Get yourself a bag of pound coins,stand next to the jukebox and shout "SHABBA" randomly :thumbsup:
#5
Monkeybumcheeks;5884562
Get yourself a bag of pound coins,stand next to the jukebox and shout "SHABBA" randomly :thumbsup:


hahahahahahah
#6
lol, yeah, the pub has a PA system and i've got a mixer and 1 (yes 1) turntable. i plan on using the one turntable i have for the vinyl, and using a CD player and/or an ipod for the other 'track', to keep the music constant obviously. just wanted to now what any actual DJ's thought of this?
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QUOTE=Monkeybumcheeks;5884562]Get yourself a bag of pound coins,stand next to the jukebox and shout "SHABBA" randomly :thumbsup:[/QUOTE]

haha, thats the back up plan sorted. cheers :thumbsup:
#8
EADG123
lol, yeah, the pub has a PA system and i've got a mixer and 1 (yes 1) turntable. i plan on using the one turntable i have for the vinyl, and using a CD player and/or an ipod for the other 'track', to keep the music constant obviously. just wanted to now what any actual DJ's thought of this?


Hi there, I'm Paul Oakenfold and I say get yourself a bag of pound coins,stand next to the jukebox and shout "SHABBA" randomly :thumbsup:
#9
your not helping monkeybumcheeks! i want it to go well.
#10
seriously though op, pubs are the worst

you are going to get random drunks telling (not requesting lol) you to play the freakin birdy dance song and Celene Dione or whatever every five seconds.

-edit

1 deck & an ipod?

looooooool
#11
Have you got a rope light and the three :idea::idea::idea: in a box ?
If not........your screwed.

Blind 'em with pyrotechnics !
#12
phatboy123
seriously though op, pubs are the worst

you are going to get random drunks telling (not requesting lol) you to play the freakin birdy dance song and Celene Dione or whatever every five seconds.


i now, not lookin forward to that but its an occupational hazard i guess, the landlord says he wants it to be ska and mod kinda music, so random requests aren't really an issue, besides, i'll just say 'it's in my other record box' to any crazy suggestions (like DJ's have always said to me in the past lol).
it's just the mixin between a ipod and stuff, seems like a cop - out to me and it's my idea!
#13
EADG123
wtf is this?


little bored , felt like sharing , hope all goes well , id just burn a cd let it play out
#14
brock101
little bored , felt like sharing , hope all goes well , id just burn a cd let it play out


thanks dude, but i think the landlord could probably do that himself! err, and thanks for sharing but some things are best kept secret.

your face > :oops:
#15
Monkeybumcheeks
Get yourself a bag of pound coins,stand next to the jukebox and shout "SHABBA" randomly :thumbsup:


did you do my auntys wedding ?
#16
Well I think your taking the **** a bit here for a laugh

If not, you are........

actually nuts.
#17
phatboy123
Well I think your taking the **** a bit here for a laugh

If not, you are........

actually nuts.


i'm really not. is that how it sounds? this is what i'm worried about.!
#18
brock101
did you do my auntys wedding ?


I remember you ..... at the back of the conga...... crying your eyes out :w00t::p
#19
Monkeybumcheeks
I remember you ..... at the back of the conga...... crying your eyes out :w00t::p


hahhahhaaaahaaha.
#20
yea i know was really hard trying to get rythem going
#21
If true, lets just say your last two tags are more than apt.

u gonna get run over by like 50 scooters in the carpark :-D
#22
i can honestly say that it IS true. i will be doing this job one way or another! might be the last thing i do, but it will be happening!
#23
The perfect solution.

One bottle of Vodka and 10 grams of speed in the ice bucket - no one will care about the mixing :thumbsup:
#24
hang on, how cheap is voddy and whizz round your way? not gettin paid that much!
#25
vodka and speed , whats he djing to a bunch of housewives , good way to get your house clean tho
#26
brock101
vodka and speed , whats he djing to a bunch of housewives , good way to get your house clean tho


haha, soud like yer talkin from experience there dude! ;-)
these suggestions, though very amusing, are not helping very much at all!
#27
you want suggestions?
but you cant actually "mix" with your equipment? :?

Good luck ya madman, no doubt it will appear on the news lol
#28
brock101
vodka and speed , whats he djing to a bunch of housewives , good way to get your house clean tho


True, crush a bit of K mixed with some GBH, then put some angel dust in the ice bucket. Then stand next to the juke box with a bag of pound coins and shout "SHABBA" at the top of your lungs (randomly) whilst dodging darts,machetes and wildly swinging jaws :thumbsup:
#29
phatboy123
you want suggestions?
but you cant actually "mix" with your equipment? :?

Good luck ya madman, no doubt it will appear on the news lol


yeah, i'm confident that i can mix between the vinyl and an ipod, or the vinyl and CD, or the ipod and CD, i just wanted an actual DJ to say 'yeah, that'll work', but i can see i'm not going to get that reassurance! haha.
#30
[COLOR="Red"]BTW mate, have your guard up, as apparently these days it's OK to punch someone three times if they don't play the tune you want. :thumbsup:[/COLOR]
#31
Whats that smell ? ? ?
#32
The JFK
[COLOR="Red"]BTW mate, have your guard up, as apparently these days it's OK to punch someone three times if they don't play the tune you want. :thumbsup:[/COLOR]


right, i didn't know about that. lol. thats the only thing remotely like a 'tip' yet!
#33
Monkeybumcheeks
Whats that smell ? ? ?


my DJ set?
#34
Monkeybumcheeks
True, crush a bit of K mixed with some GBH, then put some angel dust in the ice bucket. Then stand next to the juke box with a bag of pound coins and shout "SHABBA" at the top of your lungs (randomly) whilst dodging darts,machetes and wildly swinging jaws :thumbsup:


i think u have djing confused with date rape ,not to worry easy mistake ,
#35
brock101
i think u have djing confused with date rape ,not to worry easy mistake ,


Whatever you get up to at the weekends is personal choice.
#36
EADG123
my DJ set?


No,I think a drain might be blocked at[COLOR="Red"][SIZE="2"] fantasyland[/SIZE][/COLOR].
#37
EADG123
right, i didn't know about that. lol. thats the only thing remotely like a 'tip' yet!


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/8167000.stm
#38
Monkeybumcheeks
No,I think a drain might be blocked at[COLOR="Red"][SIZE="2"] fantasyland[/SIZE][/COLOR].


lol, i get the impression that you're not taing my DJ career seriously monkeybumcheeks!?
#39
do u prefer white black or milk chocolate
#40
EADG123
lol, i get the impression that you're not taing my DJ career seriously monkeybumcheeks!?


wouldn't be 100% he talking to you

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