Anyone tried to explain goal difference to their missus?

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  jonny6194471 year, 2 months ago #1Show comment toolsReply

  Don't Bother oO
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  garbage4561 year, 2 months ago #2Show comment toolsReply

  why not ask Keys and Grey they like explaining football rules to women
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  Untouch1 year, 2 months ago #3Show comment toolsReply

  I find all the girls I know actually do understand it. :p
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  deeky1 year, 2 months ago #4Show comment toolsReply

  I've not managed the offside rule yet, 33 years on......
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  maccy11 year, 2 months ago6 Likes #5Show comment toolsReply

  Anyone got a Mrs that actually cares :)
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  Mr Weasle1 year, 2 months ago #6Show comment toolsReply

  Is that something like....every hole is a goal?
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  JonnyTwoToes1 year, 2 months ago #7Show comment toolsReply

  The difference between my and Misses JTTs goals is about 45 minutes.
  
  We discuss it every valentines night.
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  fanpages1 year, 2 months ago #8Show comment toolsReply

  JonnyTwoToes

  The difference between my and Misses JTTs goals is about 45 minutes.
  
  We discuss it every valentines night.

  
  
  "Back of the net" means something different to you two, does it?
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  ed19801 year, 2 months ago #9Show comment toolsReply

  I'm very lucky when I met my wife she knew the basics (ooo they kick the ball). Now after extensive training, I get phone calls at work letting me know that all games are recorded, breaking news etc. I sh@t you not she's more better than sky sports news
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  whatsThePoint1 year, 2 months ago1 Like #10Show comment toolsReply

  deek72

  I've not managed the offside rule yet, 33 years on......

  
  
  no chance of you explaining it you your wife then :|
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  andileeds1 year, 2 months ago #11Show comment toolsReply

  my mrs asks me all sorts of football related questions why did they do that ?? whats that for ? grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr just shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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  maccy11 year, 2 months ago #12Show comment toolsReply

  andileeds

  my mrs asks me all sorts of football related questions why did they do that ?? whats that for ? grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr just shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  
  
  My dad is still exactly the same with my mum and that is 55 years later :)
  So good luck in your years ahead :D
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  mceverready1 year, 2 months ago1 Like #13Show comment toolsReply

  Surely its pretty basic maths......
  
  Not as complex as the offside rule or anything.
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  jonny6194471 year, 2 months ago #14Show comment toolsReply

  mceverready

  Surely its pretty basic maths......
  
  Not as complex as the offside rule or anything.

  
  
  Yes surely.
  
  I have a headache now. I'll try again tomorrow.
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  v55351 year, 2 months ago #15Show comment toolsReply

  The only posts of value aren't the goal (_;)
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  v55351 year, 2 months ago #16Show comment toolsReply

  mceverready

  Surely its pretty basic maths......
  
  Not as complex as the offside rule or anything.

  
  Lol this, it's not goal difference she doesn't understand, she's an airhead.
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  deeky1 year, 2 months ago1 Like #17Show comment toolsReply

  whatsThePoint

  deek72

  I've not managed the offside rule yet, 33 years on......

  
  
  no chance of you explaining it you your wife then :|

  
  
  I tried explaining the meaning of a 'full sized roulette table' to her. Strangely enough she understood that straight away. :D
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  jonny6194471 year, 2 months ago #18Show comment toolsReply

  v5535

  mceverready

  Surely its pretty basic maths......
  
  Not as complex as the offside rule or anything.

  
  Lol this, it's not goal difference she doesn't understand, she's an airhead.

  
  
  Think it was more one of them "acting dumb" moments.
  I said "its the difference between the amount of goals scored and the amount of goals let in".
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  Kitten131 year, 2 months ago #19Show comment toolsReply

  I'm lucky, I have a man who thinks football is a bag of air, kicked around a pitch a bunch of over paid sissies :)
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  fanpages1 year, 2 months ago #20Show comment toolsReply

  Kitten13

  I'm lucky, I have a man who thinks football is a bag of air, kicked around a pitch a bunch of over paid sissies :)

  
  
  [ http://ps3speech.blogspot.com/2010/06/did-somebody-mention-football.html ]
  
  

  fanpages, Jun 12, 2010 12:21 PM

  
  Don't forget the quote from Jasper Carrott in the mid-1980s...
  
  "Football began more than 100 years ago, when a group of men used to kick a pig's bladder about. To nowadays they kick the whole policeman..."

  
  
  BFN,
  
  fp.

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