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Anyone tried to explain goal difference to their missus?

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suspended4y, 5m agoPosted 4 years, 5 months ago
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suspended#1
Don't Bother oO
#2
why not ask Keys and Grey they like explaining football rules to women
#3
I find all the girls I know actually do understand it. :p
#4
I've not managed the offside rule yet, 33 years on......
6 Likes #5
Anyone got a Mrs that actually cares :)
#6
Is that something like....every hole is a goal?
banned#7
The difference between my and Misses JTTs goals is about 45 minutes.

We discuss it every valentines night.
#8
JonnyTwoToes
The difference between my and Misses JTTs goals is about 45 minutes.

We discuss it every valentines night.


"Back of the net" means something different to you two, does it?
#9
I'm very lucky when I met my wife she knew the basics (ooo they kick the ball). Now after extensive training, I get phone calls at work letting me know that all games are recorded, breaking news etc. I [email protected] you not she's more better than sky sports news
banned 1 Like #10
deek72
I've not managed the offside rule yet, 33 years on......


no chance of you explaining it you your wife then :|
suspended#11
my mrs asks me all sorts of football related questions why did they do that ?? whats that for ? grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr just shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
#12
andileeds
my mrs asks me all sorts of football related questions why did they do that ?? whats that for ? grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr just shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


My dad is still exactly the same with my mum and that is 55 years later :)
So good luck in your years ahead :D
banned 1 Like #13
Surely its pretty basic maths......

Not as complex as the offside rule or anything.
suspended#14
mceverready
Surely its pretty basic maths......

Not as complex as the offside rule or anything.


Yes surely.

I have a headache now. I'll try again tomorrow.
#15
The only posts of value aren't the goal (_;)
#16
mceverready
Surely its pretty basic maths......

Not as complex as the offside rule or anything.

Lol this, it's not goal difference she doesn't understand, she's an airhead.
1 Like #17
whatsThePoint
deek72
I've not managed the offside rule yet, 33 years on......


no chance of you explaining it you your wife then :|


I tried explaining the meaning of a 'full sized roulette table' to her. Strangely enough she understood that straight away. :D
suspended#18
v5535
mceverready
Surely its pretty basic maths......

Not as complex as the offside rule or anything.

Lol this, it's not goal difference she doesn't understand, she's an airhead.


Think it was more one of them "acting dumb" moments.
I said "its the difference between the amount of goals scored and the amount of goals let in".
#19
I'm lucky, I have a man who thinks football is a bag of air, kicked around a pitch a bunch of over paid sissies :)
#20
Kitten13
I'm lucky, I have a man who thinks football is a bag of air, kicked around a pitch a bunch of over paid sissies :)


[ http://ps3speech.blogspot.com/2010/06/did-somebody-mention-football.html ]

fanpages, Jun 12, 2010 12:21 PM

Don't forget the quote from Jasper Carrott in the mid-1980s...

"Football began more than 100 years ago, when a group of men used to kick a pig's bladder about. To nowadays they kick the whole policeman..."


BFN,

fp.
suspended#21
Kitten13
I'm lucky, I have a man who thinks football is a bag of air, kicked around a pitch a bunch of over paid sissies :)


You mean you are a lesbian.
#22
jonny619447
Kitten13
I'm lucky, I have a man who thinks football is a bag of air, kicked around a pitch a bunch of over paid sissies :)


You mean you are a lesbian.


nope. He's deffinetly a man.
suspended#23
Kitten13
jonny619447
Kitten13
I'm lucky, I have a man who thinks football is a bag of air, kicked around a pitch a bunch of over paid sissies :)


You mean you are a lesbian.


nope. He's deffinetly a man.


He doesn't like football? Can't be.
#24
Why have you let her out of the kitchen?
suspended#25
exmouthred
Why have you let her out of the kitchen?


I didn't I went out to her, and explained it because she was inquisitive about what was being said on the tv.

I was going to loosen her chain a little, but after this... She can forget it!
#26
Next week.... Cricket :p
#27
I have the opposite. I like footy he doesn't.
suspended#28
Kitten13
I'm lucky, I have a man who thinks football is a bag of air, kicked around a pitch a bunch of over paid sissies :)



obviously gay

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