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Anyone want to play a round ... !! ? ? ?

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8y, 4m agoPosted 8 years, 4 months ago
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Anyone want to play a round ... !! ? ? ?



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Golf distraction!
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8y, 4m agoPosted 8 years, 4 months ago
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http://www.fwditon.com/fwd/view/4928
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[LEFT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=2]The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. "Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?" she asked the instructor. "P-u-t-t is correct," he replied. "Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing."[/SIZE][/FONT] [/LEFT]
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[CENTER]http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/6302/golf0fo.jpg[/CENTER]
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[CENTER][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]Q: What is the difference between a lost golf ball and the G-spot?

A: A man will spend 5 minutes looking for the lost golf ball[/SIZE][/FONT]
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http://roadrunnerexpediting.net/golf%20joke.JPG[/CENTER]
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=2]Two long time golfers were standing over looking the river.[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=2]One golfer looked to the other and said, "Look at those idiots fishin' in the rain." [/SIZE][/FONT]
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[CENTER]http://www.thornehills.com/mystuff/golf-excuse.jpeg[/CENTER]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=2]Why do golfers always carry two pairs of trousers with them ? [/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=2]Just in case they had a hole in one. [/SIZE][/FONT]


[CENTER]http://www.thornehills.com/images/2006/golf_j1.jpg[/CENTER]


[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=2]The only difference between driving in golf and driving a car is that when you drive a car you don't want to hit anything.[/SIZE][/FONT]
#5
I played golf yesterday, the only 2 balls I hit well was when I stood on a rake !!

I went for a golf lesson last week, the professional said my only problem was that I stood to close to the ball, and that was after I hit it !!

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