Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.
The iBreast will cost £499 to £599.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Yes, I know, Im a comedy genius
I was chopping up carrots with the Grim Reaper the other day.
Yes, I was dicing with death!
..I bet you cant stop laughing!!
God, I'm bored.