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Apples $50 Each! Credit Crunch!

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8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
A guy's driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying "Apples - $5.00 each." He thinks that that is a lot of money so he decides to go see what's up. He goes up to the farmer and says, "Hey, how come these apples are 5 bucks each?"
The farmer replies, "They are peanut butter and jelly apples." The farmer hands him one and says, "Here, try one."
So the man takes a bite out of the apple and says, "Peanut butter - that's great, but I thought you said that they were peanut butter and jelly apples."
The farmer tells the man to turn it around. The man bites the other side and exclaims "son of a gun - jelly!"
The man says, "These apples are great - give me some."
He gets back in his car and drives a little further down the road and then sees another sign "Apples - $10 each."
Again, he pulls over, goes to the farmer and says, "Hey, what's up with these apples?"
The farmer says, "They're ham and cheese apples. Here, try one."
The guy takes a bit and exclaims, "Son of a gun - ham!" The guy then says, "Let me guess - I have to turn it around."
The farmer says "You got it."
The guy bites the other side and says, "Cheese." Again the man says, "These apples are great - give me some."
Then he gets back in his car and drives down the road. He comes upon a third sign that says "Apples - $50 each."
The guy really wants to see what's up with these apples. Again, he pulls over, goes up to the farmer and says, "What's the deal with these apples? 50 bucks each?"
The farmer tells him that "These apples are pussy apples. Here, try one."
The guy takes a bite out of it and says, "Yuck! This apple tastes like s**t."
The farmer says, "Turn it around!"
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8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
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1 Like #1
Makes Me Laugh Everytime that one
banned#2
excellent have some rep
#3
woop cheers :D
#4
haha thats good :thumbsup:
#5
Great joke!
#6
lol. a good one, and ive not heard it before.
#7
loL - Awww no rep for those :P
#8
Arg XBOX LIVE slow tinight
#9
Yawn at this evening
#10
:thumbsup: great joke
#11
stop bumping

ps old joke
#12
bigbob909
stop bumping

ps old joke


If i find an old joke i like i will comment on it thanks

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