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Some of the threads here tonight could only have come from folks under the influence of something. Tortoise health? WTF is that about?
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banned7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago
Some of the threads here tonight could only have come from folks under the influence of something.

Tortoise health? WTF is that about?
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banned7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago
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#1
Tortoise health,i must have missed that one!!:w00t:
#2
Tortoise health? WTF is that about?


its about good health for tortoises

HTH :)
#3
I once had a tortoise head
#4
Probably..
#5
All day and everyday dude.
banned#6
Paddy_o_furniture
I once had a tortoise head


Just poking out by chance?
#7
I thought it was one of the requirements of signing up to this site.
#8
I had a turtles head the other day.
Touching cloth.
banned#9
tortoise in a soup is yummy!! a delicacy in some places
#10
dimebars;6803020
Just poking out by chance?

Aye. Touching cloth
#11
kapows;6803033
tortoise in a soup is yummy!! a delicacy in some places

Doesn't it try to get out?
banned#12
Paddy_o_furniture
Doesn't it try to get out?


you fork it :)
#13
kapows;6803079
you fork it :)

Fork a shell? My tesco value plastic forks would just snap.
banned#14
Paddy_o_furniture
Fork a shell? My tesco value plastic forks would just snap.


noo the underside
banned#15
youre gonna need michlin starred forks for this delicacy
#16
kapows;6803100
noo the underside

Makes sense now, I had to leave my lobster on an american army base (it was boiled) as I had no idea how to eat it and my knife and fork was making no effect. People around me didn't have it so I could not copy. Bad times, still haven't tried lobster to this day
banned#17
Fork a tortoise

Sounds wrong
#18
I am on sudafed does that count?
#19
things are realy getting diar rhere
#20
A tortoise went to the police the other day to report that he had been assaulted by 2 snails. "Really" said the officer, "What happened?" ............

"I don't know" said the tortoise.................


"It happened so fast":-D

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