Answer these questions and find out what your score is.
No = 10
Sometimes = 5
Yes = 1
0-50 = Stay at home, you are an unsociable slob.
51-80 = Good, but dont expect to get an invite to the Queen's Garden Party.
81-100 = Excellent, you will have lots of real friends.
1. Do you scratch your bottom in company?
2. Do you cut right across a conversation with irrelevant remarks?
3. Do you crack your knuckles to draw attention to yourself?
4. Do you pick your nose in public?
5. Have you ever used a fork as a backscratcher?
6. Do you laugh at your own jokes when no-one else does?
7. Do you leave the toilet roll unwound?
8. Do you tell exaggerated stories about personal experiences?
9. Do you slurp your tea / coffee?
10. Do you make sure you make the loudest belch after a meal?
11. Do you eat your friends