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As its POETS day hears some ROMANTIC Rhymes

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7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION
ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME
WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,
AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:







1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was p!ssed.

5.. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to he!l.'

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING!
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7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago
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#1
I loved you from the beginning
Now your neck needs wringing!

How's that then?
#2
Oooh you look nice, will me you wed?
Then for your money you will be dead!
#3
mikebike
I loved you from the beginning
Now your neck needs wringing!

How's that then?


Butterflies
Oooh you look nice, will me you wed?
Then for your money you will be dead!


now your geting the hang of this
#4
You are the most beautiful girl I've seen
It's a shame your smell turns me green
#5
roses are red, voilets are blue
some girls are pretty...what happened to you?
#6
I used to remember you tall as the trees
now your t*ts stretch way past your knees
#7
Love and laughter you make me smile.
Now you want to make me run a mile!
#8
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You look like a pig,
And so does your sister.

Any good? Doesn't quite scan but what the hell :lol:
#9
Shengis
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You look like a pig,
And so does your sister.

Any good? Doesn't quite scan but what the hell :lol:


lmao:)
#10
Shengis
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You look like a pig,
And so does your sister.

Any good? Doesn't quite scan but what the hell :lol:



Sounds like that one is from the heart. :-D

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