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Thats cool:thumbsup:
mmmmm didnt like some of the answers
mmmmm didnt like some of the answers

I think she was taking the Michael when I chatted with her. :whistling:

"How big is your house?"

[LEFT][COLOR=#0000a0]My memory requirement is around 64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.
[COLOR=#0000a0]Obviously a silver surfer![/COLOR][/LEFT]
Ha ha love it! She told me off!
does your nose work?


bob and i are both retired!
at first i was being awkward with "her" so wasn't getting much conversation, but then i tried to actually talk and it was still pretty incoherent
I told her I have an older man .. she said,

'You need to find a more constructive way to spend your time. Turn off the computer and get out and meet and talk with others your own age. Remember to better yourself a little everyday'

But he's only 4 yrs older!!! ha ha
I am having so much fun

I told her, 'I like your wig'

She replied, 'You are not the only one. Yes I am proud of my wig'
Who controls you?

[LEFT][COLOR=#0000a0]Chuck is my botmaster. I was created by A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation.
Here's a classic.......
Do you visit HUKD?

[LEFT][COLOR=#0000a0]Yes I try to visit HUKD as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.
Will I ever be happy?

Grandmas answer - Too soon to tell!
Do you like cricket?

What is not to like about it?
What is the meaning of this?

Good semantic question. I am an artificial intelligence chatting on the Internet.
And again:
Do you have any Hot Deals for us?

No I don't have it. But I do have a great botmaster.
(I'm gonna leave her alone now!)
I asked her to tell me a joke, she said - I never forget a face, but in your case i'll make the exception.
I told her that her jokes weren't funny, so she insulted me some more.
BRB - going in for round 2, DING DING!
She asked me if i would ever hold hands with anyone? I said only my child or someone who needed help. She said - My arms are not attached. Perhaps. Why do you want to do it so much?
I Lolled - a lot.

She also said she works the streets, takes illegal drugs and goes to swinging parties.... hmm.
Me :
How would you like me to be Grandpa ?

Her :
Sure, I like you very much.

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