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Ask The Oracle (Part 2)

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I'm bored and in an incredibly good mood (shock) but it's not bedtime yet, so... Ask me anything and I will answer truthfully...as long as it's not personal. Then you get a slap. (I reserve the …
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6y, 10m agoPosted 6 years, 10 months ago
I'm bored and in an incredibly good mood (shock) but it's not bedtime yet, so...

Ask me anything and I will answer truthfully...as long as it's not personal. Then you get a slap.

(I reserve the right to Google, as always)
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6y, 10m agoPosted 6 years, 10 months ago
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#1
where are you sitting?
#2
what colour socks are you wearing?
#3
whats your favourite Macdonalds meal?
#4
Where does the word 'answer' come from?
#5
thats should get you going! :)
#6
:lazy:
#7
If you were a sheep what would you like to be called ? :)
#8
marmalade47
where are you sitting?


In my bed.

marmalade47
what colour socks are you wearing?


I'm not wearing socks.

marmalade47
whats your favourite Macdonalds meal?


I don't eat McDonalds unless I'm severely hungover and then I really don't care what it is.

marmalade47
Where does the word 'answer' come from?


Google isn't helping me here...

whatsThePoint
what time is bed time


Undecided. Whenever I get bored of my boredom.
#9
angelfairee
In my bed.

Google isn't helping me here...



http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=answer
#10
Have you been out earlier today in a John Prescott mask
#11
mrman007
If you were a sheep what would you like to be called ? :)


Umm. Betty. Why do I have to be a sheep?



Haha, thanks :thumbsup:

Would you like to take over?!
#12
[QUOTE=angelfairee]Umm. Betty. Why do I have to be a sheep?
Got something against sheep have we?? :whistling:
SHEEP HAVE SOULS JUST LIKE GINGERS!!!!
#13
FLANBAY
Have you been out earlier today in a John Prescott mask


Umm...n....no?

mrman007
Got something against sheep have we?? :whistling:
SHEEP HAVE SOULS JUST LIKE GINGERS!!!!


Gingers don't have souls, shut up.

This is my favourite sheep:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/22/Jacob_ewe.jpg/797px-Jacob_ewe.jpg
#14
Do you ever worry that the premise of "The Matrix" is real?
#15
Why are my lips so dry tonight.
#16
How old are you?

Come on bring it!
#17
what shall i do tomorrow night?
#18
Butterbean
Do you ever worry that the premise of "The Matrix" is real?


Honestly? No.

Remind me which pill I'm supposed to take though, just in case.

vibeone
I asked my question via PM


I think you've got your answer.

:)

robtallica
Why are my lips so dry tonight.


Too much smoochin'.

Boom123
How old are you?

Come on bring it!


23.

loupomm
what shall i do tomorrow night?


Go out with dog_cop!

Carley
How much wood could a wood cutter cut if a wood cutter could cut wood?


No woodchuck could chuck Chuck Norris.
#19
Who can beat up Chuck Norris?
#20
23?

Woah OP is Old.

I guess there is no need for another question. Night.
#21
spit or...nevermind
#22
give us an example of a question that would be worthy of a slap :-D
#23
Why haven't I seen a baby pigeon before? :?
#24
mrman007
Who can beat up Chuck Norris?


Jack Bauer.

Boom123
23?

Woah OP is Old.

I guess there is no need for another question. Night.


I hate you.

Carley
Why are round pizzas packed into square boxes?


To make them easier to stack. You can also use the box as a ruler. Or...umm...build a fort with lots of boxes and live in it.
#25
dataload
spit or...nevermind


khy86
give us an example of a question that would be worthy of a slap :-D


Please see above.

CFC_Mark
Why haven't I seen a baby pigeon before? :?


Pigeons don't fledge (leave the nest) until they are almost adult-sized and those that don't know what to look for can't tell a baby pigeon from an adult one.

Have you ever looked for a baby pigeon?
#26
angelfairee



Too much smoochin'.


Meh. Rubbish oracle so far.

Will West Ham beat Wigan on Saturday? I've got tickets just above the directors' box and want to know whether or not to bother going.

Will the Tube be running smoothly?
#27
who will win the general election oh wise one?
#28
robtallica
Meh. Rubbish oracle so far.

Will West Ham beat Wigan on Saturday? I've got tickets just above the directors' box and want to know whether or not to bother going.

Will the Tube be running smoothly?


West Ham have only won 7 games out of 35. I'd say...no they won't win. Also, can I come?

The Tube will be fine...but can we go by helicopter please? Thanks.

numptyj
who will win the general election oh wise one?


Conservatives.
#29
What shall i get my sister in law, for her 18th!?
#30
Lulu'sMammy
What shall i get my sister in law, for her 18th!?


Umm.

Jewellery? What's your budget and what kind of person is she?!
#31
angelfairee

Have you ever looked for a baby pigeon?


It may be a hobby of mine. Next question will be pm'd ;-) :lol:
#32
why do someone always phone just as you get in the bath? lol
banned#33
chick that i've been seeing recently.... make a go of it or just keep fooling around?
#34
angelfairee
West Ham have only won 7 games out of 35. I'd say...no they won't win. Also, can I come?

The Tube will be fine...but can we go by helicopter please? Thanks.


When you put it like that, it doesn't sound good. Though Wigan away from home should be an appealing fixture for any side needing a win and struggling near the bottom of the table.

I do have a pair of tickets. Could you handle the traditional £5 big breakast right next to the ground in 'Ken's Cafe' though? We're talking a full-on egg, bacon, sausages, fried bread, beans, chips, mushrooms and a mug of tea affair.

Oh and no helicopters will be booked - even if it is you.
banned#35
Lulu'sMammy
What shall i get my sister in law, for her 18th!?


bigger baps.

NEXT
#36
are you coming out with me in june? :-D xxx
#37
Who runs misc?
#38
CFC_Mark
It may be a hobby of mine. Next question will be pm'd ;-) :lol:


Are you aiming for a slap, boy?!

alexcruxon
why do someone always phone just as you get in the bath? lol


Because they're watching you through your window!

bykergrove
chick that i've been seeing recently.... make a go of it or just keep fooling around?


I don't know, what's wrong with her?

robtallica
When you put it like that, it doesn't sound good. Though Wigan away from home should be an appealing fixture for any side needing a win and struggling near the bottom of the table.

I do have a pair of tickets. Could you handle the traditional £5 big breakast right next to the ground in 'Ken's Cafe' though? We're talking a full-on egg, bacon, sausages, fried bread, beans, chips, mushrooms and a mug of tea affair.

Oh and no helicopters will be booked - even if it is you.


I hate fried breakfasts.

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z77/demaine_d/Emoticon/vomit.gif

Does this mean our date is off?!

lfc_engravedonheart
are you coming out with me in june? :-D xxx


YES.

(Hopefully)
#39
angelfairee
YES.

(Hopefully)


better had be... i'm counting on you to pain the toon red with me :thumbsup:
#40
Since that wonderful night we spend together (Mostly in bed), why haven't you rung me? That was almost 2 years ago?!?!

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