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At the doctors surgery...............Those goddam receptionists!

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. An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.... The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?' 'There's something wrong with … Read More
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banned7y, 5m agoPosted 7 years, 5 months ago
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An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.... The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'

'There's something wrong with my willy, he replied..

The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.'

'Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.'



The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'

'There's something wrong with my ear', he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??'

'I can't pee out of it,' he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

Mess with seniors? You're going to lose!


I laughed out very very loud........... and inB4 the F5 kid.


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banned7y, 5m agoPosted 7 years, 5 months ago
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banned#1
F5... oh new one please explain .. F5 on my keyboard = replace:thumbsup:
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dog_cop
F5... oh new one please explain .. F5 on my keyboard = replace:thumbsup:


Rofl I binded my mouse button [SIZE="7"]5[/SIZE] to refresh page. No need to type.
banned#3
dog_cop
F5... oh new one please explain .. F5 on my keyboard = replace:thumbsup:


I resident troll who has nothing better to do, refreshes the page with F5 to get into be the first post.

(No hate - seriously) :p

Hehe.... just something I noticed recently tbh...... just thought I'd get in first! It seems to have worked too!:thumbsup:
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I resident troll who has nothing better to do, refreshes the page with F5 to get into be the first post.

(No hate - seriously) :p

Hehe.... just something I noticed recently tbh...... just thought I'd get in first! It seems to have worked too!:thumbsup:


Didn't think school had broken up though?
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Ha ha! It's a cracker (imagine it in a Belfast accent):thumbsup:
banned#6
Adam2050
Didn't think school had broken up though?


Truency is rife in poor areas I think! :thumbsup:
#7
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Truency is rife in poor areas I think! :thumbsup:


Must of completed spirderman on the xbox then.

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