I wonder how many psychopath's comments we read on here every day?
I'am a psychopathic alcoholic & this threads upset me.
OldEnglish
I'am a psychopathic alcoholic & this threads upset me.
Which makes you a thin-skinned psychopathic alcoholic
X)
archer1204
Thought it would be more depending on where you live
Like a mental institution?
airfix
I thought it said cyclepaths, lol, I see lots more of those each day.
A strip of tarmac goes into the pub and orders a pint. After serving him, the barman asks if he wants to join his mate in the corner. Sitting in the corner is a strip of red tarmac. The strip of tarmac shakes his head violently: "I'm not going near him" it says, "he's a cyclepath!"
Mental health should not be made fun of or used as light hearted gossip archer. Just because someone is deemed a psychopath doesn't mean they are a killer or a threat to anyone which is often misinterpreted.
You wouldn't have posted ''The average person walks past 7 alcoholics each day''.
teh arn
I can't imagine the average person walking past 7 Alcoholics a day.Do you … I can't imagine the average person walking past 7 Alcoholics a day.Do you think that depends on how many Pubs you walk in to on the way to work?
Fixed to reflect my life
maccy1
Which makes you a thin-skinned psychopathic alcoholic :{X)
X)
OldEnglish
I'am a psychopathic alcoholic & this threads upset me.
what about a psychopathetic alcoholic?
And then you visit hukd and you get 7 per minute
I misread the title, I thought it was about Cycle Paths.
MrScotchBonnet
Mental health should not be made fun of or used as light hearted gossip … Mental health should not be made fun of or used as light hearted gossip archer. Just because someone is deemed a psychopath doesn't mean they are a killer or a threat to anyone which is often misinterpreted. You wouldn't have posted ''The average person walks past 7 alcoholics each day''.
I can't imagine the average person walking past 7 Alcoholics a day. Do you think that depends on how many Pubs you walk past on the way to work?
mutley1
britain is well known to be a society of secret alcoholics.
How, if it's a secret?
DarkEnergy2012
there's at least one at every bus stop X)
they're the ones that wait for a bus but never gets on
I thought it said cyclepaths, lol, I see lots more of those each day.
Oh, I see what you did there. Very nice.
MrScotchBonnet
Given the chance over a nice glass of Moet I think we would be eating … Given the chance over a nice glass of Moet I think we would be eating strawberries off each others chest by the end of the evening.
Spoken like a true... oh wait.
maccy1
Which makes you a thin-skinned psychopathic alcoholic :{X)
or sensitive psychopathic alcoholic.
doesn't sound like the sort of person i would want to mess with. someone who has psychopathic tendencies that are prone to getting out of control due to the influence of drink, and who is so sensitive that the slightest thing may trigger off his psychopathic tendencies. ouch.
I had no idea that I walked by a mirror on average 7 times a day. Though it does explain these thoughts I am having.
delusion
A strip of tarmac goes into the pub and orders a pint. After serving him, … A strip of tarmac goes into the pub and orders a pint. After serving him, the barman asks if he wants to join his mate in the corner. Sitting in the corner is a strip of red tarmac. The strip of tarmac shakes his head violently: "I'm not going near him" it says, "he's a cyclepath!"
did you come up with this joke all by yourself or did you have help?
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Psychological Facts @Factsionary The average person walks past 7 psychopaths each day. (edited)
think it will be more
teh arn
I can't imagine the average person walking past 7 Alcoholics a day.Do you … I can't imagine the average person walking past 7 Alcoholics a day.Do you think that depends on how many Pubs you walk past on the way to work?
i am certain that the number of alcoholics that the average person walks past a day is more like 70 as britain is well known to be a society of secret alcoholics.
there's at least one at every bus stop X)
So the answer to their question is that you wouldn't have put
''The average person walks past 7 alcoholics each day''.
because you would have put
''The average person walks past more like 70 alcoholics each day''.
.
Case closed.
RossD89
How, if it's a secret?
good question. they are secret alcoholics because they live in denial and only drink at home so don't get arrested for ASBO behaviours in public.
MrScotchBonnet
Mental health should not be made fun of or used as light hearted gossip … Mental health should not be made fun of or used as light hearted gossip archer. Just because someone is deemed a psychopath doesn't mean they are a killer or a threat to anyone which is often misinterpreted. You wouldn't have posted ''The average person walks past 7 alcoholics each day''.
That's a little OTT........ I can listen & tell jokes that I find funny,but would be the first person to help if that so-called psychopath,druggie or alcoholic needed my help. It's a little like a Scotsman, Englishman and an Irishman jokes that the Irishman is always the fool & in lots of cases the Scotsman is tight with his money & yes the Englishman is always perfect :-/
moneysavingkitten
No one said anything about killing anyone apart from you
Yeah, unfortunately it comes with that ''stigma''.
moneysavingkitten
*insert wobbly bottom lip gif I can't be bothered to find.
K hun.
moneysavingkitten
Oh, I see what you did there. Very nice.
Given the chance over a nice glass of Moet I think we would be eating strawberries off each others chest by the end of the evening.
moneysavingkitten
Spoken like a true... oh wait.
I'm only talking from experience.
I know a way where you'd only have to walk past six, but the price of knives has shot up since Brexit.
I know one he is mostly ok but can not understand emotions he has only one it is anger
deeky
I wonder how many psychopath's comments we read on here every day?
I've reduced those possibilities by using the IGNORE button
Although sometimes it's funny to read the occasional screamer or funnier still is when they don't comprehend that you've put them on the IGNORE and they still expect a reply... oh my stomach hurts
philphil61
I've reduced those possibilities by using the IGNORE button ;)Although … I've reduced those possibilities by using the IGNORE button ;)Although sometimes it's funny to read the occasional screamer or funnier still is when they don't comprehend that you've put them on the IGNORE and they still expect a reply... oh my stomach hurts
Or maybe, phil', these members know that you saying that you have them on 'Ignore' is just one of your little delusions. One that you frequently hide behind when conveniently wanting to avoid backing your own questionable views once they have been challenged
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how to identify a psychopath, which describes most policians and CEO's.
Most of the people you vote for are psychopaths and many of those you work for.
Doesn't make them serial killers or anything.
This comment was writen by a moderate OCD, G.A.D sufferer with mild depression, or at least I had mild depression when I was assessed 3 months ago, I think its worn off now as I feel differently, still awaiting my appointment with IAPTs, I am on the list.
most of them come to the misc section
mutley1
did you come up with this joke all by yourself or did you have help?
It's a really old joke I remember from school, the comment reminded me of it so I looked for it online
delusion
It's a really old joke I remember from school, the comment reminded me of … It's a really old joke I remember from school, the comment reminded me of it so I looked for it online
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sorted byWhich makes you a thin-skinned psychopathic alcoholic
X)
Like a mental institution?
A strip of tarmac goes into the pub and orders a pint. After serving him, the barman asks if he wants to join his mate in the corner. Sitting in the corner is a strip of red tarmac. The strip of tarmac shakes his head violently: "I'm not going near him" it says, "he's a cyclepath!"
You wouldn't have posted ''The average person walks past 7 alcoholics each day''.
Fixed to reflect my life
X)
what about a psychopathetic alcoholic?
I can't imagine the average person walking past 7 Alcoholics a day.
Do you think that depends on how many Pubs you walk past on the way to work?
How, if it's a secret?
they're the ones that wait for a bus but never gets on
Spoken like a true... oh wait.
or sensitive psychopathic alcoholic.
doesn't sound like the sort of person i would want to mess with. someone who has psychopathic tendencies that are prone to getting out of control due to the influence of drink, and who is so sensitive that the slightest thing may trigger off his psychopathic tendencies. ouch.
did you come up with this joke all by yourself or did you have help?
The average person walks past 7 psychopaths each day.
(edited)
i am certain that the number of alcoholics that the average person walks past a day is more like 70 as britain is well known to be a society of secret alcoholics.
So the answer to their question is that you wouldn't have put
because you would have put .
Case closed.
good question. they are secret alcoholics because they live in denial and only drink at home so don't get arrested for ASBO behaviours in public.
That's a little OTT........
I can listen & tell jokes that I find funny,but would be the first person to help if that so-called psychopath,druggie or alcoholic needed my help.
It's a little like a Scotsman, Englishman and an Irishman jokes that the Irishman is always the fool & in lots of cases the Scotsman is tight with his money & yes the Englishman is always perfect :-/
Yeah, unfortunately it comes with that ''stigma''.
K hun.
Given the chance over a nice glass of Moet I think we would be eating strawberries off each others chest by the end of the evening.
I'm only talking from experience.
I've reduced those possibilities by using the IGNORE button
Although sometimes it's funny to read the occasional screamer or funnier still is when they don't comprehend that you've put them on the IGNORE and they still expect a reply... oh my stomach hurts
Or maybe, phil', these members know that you saying that you have them on 'Ignore' is just one of your little delusions. One that you frequently hide behind when conveniently wanting to avoid backing your own questionable views once they have been challenged
.
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Doesn't make them serial killers or anything.
This comment was writen by a moderate OCD, G.A.D sufferer with mild depression, or at least I had mild depression when I was assessed 3 months ago, I think its worn off now as I feel differently, still awaiting my appointment with IAPTs, I am on the list.
It's a really old joke I remember from school, the comment reminded me of it so I looked for it online
really? that was a bonefide joke?