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I walked into B&Q hardware store at lunchtime and some old guy dressed in a black shirt with an orange apron on asked me if I wanted decking. Fortunately, I got the first punch in and sorted the h…
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8y, 11m agoPosted 8 years, 11 months ago
I walked into B&Q hardware store at lunchtime and some old guy dressed in a black shirt with an orange apron on asked me if I wanted decking.

Fortunately, I got the first punch in and sorted the him out.

Those less suspecting might not be so lucky.
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8y, 11m agoPosted 8 years, 11 months ago
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#1
This post is a knock out:p
#2
Try John Lewis instead, the attractive sales girl there kindly inquired if I wanted Bedding, needless to say I'm now banned from that store!!
#3
Or you could go into M&S and hang around the changing cubicles. When i did that a woman came over and asked me if i wanted underwear fitting!
#5
seen this a billion times, but it still knocks me out

...sorry.

My coats the black and orange woolen fleece
#6
Hahaha I thought this was a serious post at first! Dur
#7
Well I was in Carpet Right last week and the guy asked me what type of [COLOR="Red"]censored[/COLOR] I'd like. They get everywhere nowadays don't they ?

lol that word got filtered, apologies mod but it is a proper word !
#8
My OH asked me if I wanted to go to Greg's. "Greg's what?" asked I, thinking he meant a party or BBQ at his mate's, & hoping for some cash towards a new outfit. "Greggs for a pasty - I really fancy one for lunch". He laughed more than I did.
#9
03bintls
Hahaha I thought this was a serious post at first! Dur


your not alone there
#10
Made me laugh, thanks :thumbsup:
#11
:lol: Made me laugh too, also thanks!

Can't work out what hottoshop is trying to say though!!
#12
jah128
:lol: Made me laugh too, also thanks!

Can't work out what hottoshop is trying to say though!!


Sh*gpile maybe? seeing as its a carpet..........
#13
Surely piles can't be censored!

Oh hang on... **** ? Nope...
#14
why does it censor the s--g word for me then ?
#15
Aaah, I'd inadvertantly found a loophole in the swear filter :lol:
#16
This reminds me of the time I went on the hunt for a new TV. So I was mooching around the trafford centre and found myself outside debenhams. I walked in and asked the first girl I saw 'Do you sell flat screen TV's' her reply was 'No, selfridges' to which I paused for a second turned around and walked away chuckling. I thought the girl had replied 'sell fridges' as in we sell fridges and freezers, but what she meant was obviously go to selffridges.

I was having a blond moment and I thought It was very funny at the time.
#17
jah128
Aaah, I'd inadvertantly found a loophole in the swear filter :lol:


1 day ban :oops: lol :p

It's a silly word to censor as it has about 5 meanings I think.
Dance
Carpet
Tobacco
Wildlife
Wild Time :whistling:
#18
apduk
This reminds me of the time I went on the hunt for a new TV. So I was mooching around the trafford centre and found myself outside debenhams. I walked in and asked the first girl I saw 'Do you sell flat screen TV's' her reply was 'No, selfridges' to which I paused for a second turned around and walked away chuckling. I thought the girl had replied 'sell fridges' as in we sell fridges and freezers, but what she meant was obviously go to selffridges.

I was having a blond moment and I thought It was very funny at the time.


lol very Corbett/Barker love it !

Never , ever tire of watching this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu9MptWyCB8
#19
He he he :giggle:

Reminds me of when my youngest was small and I went to get her a "beep, beep" till as she called them from ToysRus, I asked the assistant where the tills where and he directed me to the checkouts!

My fault for not beign specific I guess!!! :whistling:

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