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Couple of jokes :) A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in a hurry to leave on an emergency call, so he asked her to quickly bare her stomach, then reached i…
rayman Avatar
1d, 9m agoPosted 1 decade, 9 months ago
Couple of jokes :)

A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her
obstetrician. He was in a hurry to leave on an emergency call,
so he asked her to quickly bare her stomach, then reached into
his desk and took out a rubber stamp, which he pressed beside
her navel. He then rushed off.

At home, she and her husband tried to read the tiny words
printed on her belly, but they were too small. They then found
a magnifying glass and tried to read the words; the stamp read:
"When your husband can read this without his glasses, it's time
to get yourself to the hospital!"

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True Story author unknown

A funny story I know comes from someone's father-in-law who is
a pharmacist. One of his customers complained that the capsules
she'd been given weren't working.

"Oh," he said, "You've been taking them the wrong way. You have
to take them so that the green half goes in first." He said
that she stopped by a week later to let him know that her
medication was now working fine!
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1d, 9m agoPosted 1 decade, 9 months ago
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