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Balloon joke

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8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
A man in a hot air balloon, realising he was lost, reduced altitude and
> spotted a woman below. He descended further and shouted to the lady,
> 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour
> ago, but I don't know where I am.'
>
> The woman below replied, 'You're in a hot air balloon, hovering
> approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees
> north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.'
>
> 'You must be in IT,' said the balloonist.
>
> 'Actually I am,' replied the woman, 'How did you know?'
>
> 'Well,' answered the balloonist, 'everything you have told me is technically
> correct but I've no idea what to make of your information and the fact is
> I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything,
> you've delayed my trip '.
>
> The woman below responded, 'You must be in Management.'
>
> 'I am,' replied the balloonist, 'but how did you know?'
>
> 'Well,' said the woman, 'you don't know where you are or where you're going.
> You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You
> made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people
> beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same
> position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my f****** fault
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8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
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#1
excellent :-D:thumbsup:
#2
chesso
excellent :-D:thumbsup:


Agreed and just about as true as you can get ! :thumbsup:
#3
Brilliant!!
#4
yea defo that was a good one
#5
I love jokes that laugh at real situations!!! Haha
#6
lol - blame it on IT
#7
LOL! Nice!
#8
Was looking for cheap balloon ride, but that'l do for now!!

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