One night a young balloon wakes up after a nightmare and decides to hop into bed with mum and dad for some reassurance.
But mum and dad are taking up the whole bed,so he lets a little bit of air out of daddy balloon. But there still isnt enough room.
So he lets a little bit of air out of mummy balloon.But there STILL isnt enough room in the bed.
So he lets a tiny bit of air out of himself,and climbs into bed with mum and dad.
Next morning at breakfast Daddy balloon is clearly upset so the youngster asks whats wrong.
"Listen son,last night when you came into our bed you let me down,you let your mother down.but more importantly,you let YOURSELF down!"
Ive already got my coat.