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BBQ Rules --very sexist so don't read if easliy offended --funny though

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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
BBQ RULES

We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:
(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....
(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:
(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine....
(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.


And most important of all:
(10) Everyone PRAISES and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.' And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....

* Ladies copy and send to your girlfriends.... men can you see anything funny or wrong with this?
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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
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#1
Completely 'IN A NUTSHELL' :whistling: :-D :-D

LOVE IT
#2
Was posted the other week but is funny but not if you know what i mean as i'm a lady!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/images/396x222/emily_florence.jpg
#3
Someone has spent a lot of time studying the practises to write these rules as they are spot on - must have been a woman following her man's instruction :thumbsup:
#4
(10) Everyone PRAISES and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.


Damn right. Silly woman - she's just been getting in the way all night. Salad, cutlery, plates, and napkins indeed. Could she not have gone out late-night shopping to buy some shoes or something instead?
#5
Brax
Someone has spent a lot of time studying the practises to write these rules as they are spot on - must have been a woman following her man's instruction :thumbsup:


You are very perceptive... couldn't agree more :giggle:
#6
http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/mgt/lowres/mgtn176l.jpg
#7
..lol..
#8
It's so good to not be the 'norm'...
#9
lol so true
#10
Love it xxx:thumbsup:
#11
how true lol

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