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Be Strong!

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7y, 1m agoPosted 7 years, 1 month ago
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.

He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair.

While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers to his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict - look at his clothes!

He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.

If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us, be strong, honey. I love you."

To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you, too.
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7y, 1m agoPosted 7 years, 1 month ago

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:lol::lol: ur on a roll
ha! ha!
but why did he get on top of her?
but why did he get on top of her?

he slipped
that doesn't make sense

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