Beat this corker if you can - HotUKDeals
We use cookie files to improve site functionality and personalisation. By continuing to use HUKD, you accept our cookie and privacy policy.
Get the HUKD app free at Google Play

Search Error

An error occurred when searching, please try again!

Login / Sign UpSubmit

Beat this corker if you can

skusey Avatar
8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
A drunk is sitting at a bar when a woman stands behind him and
raises her arm really high to get the bartender's attention.

She has very hairy armpits. The drunk sees this and yells at the
bartender, "Get the ballerina a drink."

She gets her drink and goes away.

Later she returns and raises her arm again. The drunk sees her
and yells to the bartender, "Get the ballerina another drink."
She gets her drink and goes away again.

The bartender asks the drunk how he knows that she is a ballerina
given that she is a stranger and has never been in the bar before.

The drunk replies, "She's got to be a ballerina if she can lift
her leg that high."
skusey Avatar
8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
Options

All Comments

(5) Jump to unreadPost a comment
Comments/page:
#1
eeeeeeeeeeew!
#2
Like it!
#3
I love your jokes!
#4
Wife moaning to her Husband. "You never take me anywhere expensive anymore do you".
"Okay" he replies, "Then get your coat on"
"Where you taking me?"
"To the f'in petrol station"
#5
Nice one Skusey.

Post a Comment

You don't need an account to leave a comment. Just enter your email address. We'll keep it private.

...OR log in with your social account

...OR comment using your social account

Thanks for your comment! Keep it up!
We just need to have a quick look and it will be live soon.
The community is happy to hear your opinion! Keep contributing!