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Beer IS good for you

MikeL Avatar
6y, 11m agoPosted 6 years, 11 months ago
Cliff Clavin, Cheers explaining the Buffalo Theory

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
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6y, 11m agoPosted 6 years, 11 months ago
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and then he went on to proove black is white and got killed on a zebra crossing
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raptorcigs;7188204
and then he went on to proove black is white and got killed on a zebra crossing

Douglas Adams 'Hitch Hikers guide to the Galaxy' :thumbsup:
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raptorcigs
and then he went on to proove black is white and got killed on a zebra crossing


:-D
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Just a shame our livers don't contain brain cells or buffolo's...!!

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