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6y, 10m agoPosted 6 years, 10 months ago
Mod Edit: Continuation of a long winded thread tile is below. aScottishBloke

....just for the record I didn't write this...oh and someone has heard it before too(just looking for a sell by date so I can put it in the title)....oh hang on someone thinks it's not factually correct either. Anybody else see anything

Being British is about driving a German Car to an Irish Pub for a Belgian beer, then on the way back grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish Kebab to sit on a Swedish sofa whilst watching an American programme on a Japanese telly and most of all being suspicious about anything foreign.
Oh and only in Britain can you get a pizza delivered to your door quicker than an ambulance. Only in Britian do banks leave the front doors open but chain the pens to the desks, supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back for their prescriptions whilst the healthy can get their fags from the front.
We might be British but by god we are funny.

Full of moaners on here today!!
- deb8z
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6y, 10m agoPosted 6 years, 10 months ago
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suspended#1
Might forward this to our patriotic member Boothy :) lol
#2
loooool :thumbsup:
#3
DarkKnight
Might forward this to our patriotic member Boothy :) lol


Him of the
Boothy
National
Party
?
;-)
banned#4
Our country is definately rubbish :x
#5
Well wrote Greg...! funny.
#6
whatsThePoint
I think you mean well copied from somewhere else, i remember reading it years ago


I am sorry I will

a) remember to write 'i didn't write this' in the title in future

or

b) I will stop up tonight thinking of a new joke.
#8
DLM
Our country is definately rubbish :x


exactly why im leaving as soon as i graduate
#9
When I was in Australia I hummed the National Athem when pouring HP sauce............
#10
whatsThePoint
I think you mean well copied from somewhere else, i remember reading it years ago


Indeed, years old.;-)
#11
Apologies once again I will also put a date the joke was created on in the title in future too to save anyone opening a joke they may have heard before.

Is there a joke database anywhere I can find dates the jokes were written on?
banned#12
micoo
exactly why im leaving as soon as i graduate


Hey Micco you have the right idea :thumbsup:
#13
still funny though.
#14
greg_68;7672000
Apologies once again I will also put a date the joke was created on in the title in future too to save anyone opening a joke they may have heard before.

Is there a joke database anywhere I can find dates the jokes were written on?


Plz don't mind the "I've heard this before" comments, I think it is a natural tendency to say that. It is a lovely joke :thumbsup:
#15
greg_68
Apologies once again I will also put a date the joke was created on in the title in future too to save anyone opening a joke they may have heard before.

Is there a joke database anywhere I can find dates the jokes were written on?


Indeed there is :thumbsup:
#16
greg_68
I am sorry I will

a) remember to write 'i didn't write this' in the title in future

or

b) I will stop up tonight thinking of a new joke.


greg_68
Apologies once again I will also put a date the joke was created on in the title in future too to save anyone opening a joke they may have heard before.

Is there a joke database anywhere I can find dates the jokes were written on?


Thankyou ........ :lol:
#17
Alfonse
When I was in Australia I hummed the National Athem when pouring HP sauce............



HP Sauce - No longer with us, another one gone :-(
#18
whatsThePoint
i was just pointing out to guru that you hadn't wrote so he was wrong to credit you with it, why get sarky about it?

but perhaps in the future you could put "i'm not talented at writing funny stuff so have copied this from somewhere else to amuze you all" to avoid any confusion
We would then be posting our thanks for brightening us all up on this laughter less day :thumbsup:


You are absolutely right of course....brb just off to expire every deal as the original poster didn't actually create the deal they have just copied it from somewhere.
#19
We might be British but by god we are funny.


I seem to remember commenting many years ago on a forum when I saw this that you could be almost in any country in the world, well any major city and a lot of those comments would be true. Seems you're the one stuck in the past as times have changed and the world is a much smaller place. They don't just sit at home in Paris with onions around their neck, wearing a striped shirt and eating cheese and drinking wine, you'd be surprised how wide and varied the world is. You should get out and have a look sometime.

Oh and for your information, trading has been going on for thousands of years.
#20
We could all fill up the pages of HUKD with old jokes, not too difficult.:)
#21
well i havent seen it before and i thought it was funny thanks OP
#22
scoff
HP Sauce - No longer with us, another one gone :-(


true
#23
WTF...it was a joke I received by text and thought it was funny so I posted it on here.

Do some people really have nothing better to do than write such s**t replies.
#24
greg_68
WTF...it was a joke I received by text and thought it was funny so I posted it on here.

Do some people really have nothing better to do than write such s**t replies.



Can you add in the title ........'No crap replies needed'

Thanks

:thumbsup:
#25
you started it.
#26
Made me chuckle, lol did expect some of the ridiculous replies.
And to those who say...blah blah I'm outta here as soon as poss blah blah.... yeah yeah the grass is always greener ;-)
#27
greg_68
WTF...it was a joke I received by text and thought it was funny so I posted it on here.

Do some people really have nothing better to do than write such s**t replies.


Do some people have nothing better to do than post ancient jokes on here?
banned#28
greg didnt you post in my thread the other day saying that if i didnt like they way people were so agressive then i should leave misc?

http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/591595/some-people-have-some-real-depressi?p=7641854

can't double check cause someone spammed it and mods wont bring it back for some reason
#29
the funny thing is.....all the items in the 'joke' were engineered by the british!!!
#30
bykergrove
greg didnt you post in my thread the other day saying that if i didnt like they way people were so agressive then i should leave misc?

http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/591595/some-people-have-some-real-depressi?p=7641854

can't double check cause someone spammed it and mods wont bring it back for some reason


I have no problem with any of the replies in this thread, in fact i think it's hilarious. Even if I do say so myself it's the funniest thread iv'e read today.
#31
greg_68
Apologies once again I will also put a date the joke was created on in the title in future too to save anyone opening a joke they may have heard before.

Is there a joke database anywhere I can find dates the jokes were written on?


Ask skusey he's copyrighted anything pre 1990
suspended#32
dr_aj
the funny thing is.....all the items in the 'joke' were engineered by the british!!!


What are you talking about?
#33
dr_aj
the funny thing is.....all the items in the 'joke' were engineered by the british!!!


Er... what?
#34
Thanks greg_68 made me laugh :w00t: . Sad moaners move along..........................:thinking:
#35
bykergrove
greg didnt you post in my thread the other day saying that if i didnt like they way people were so agressive then i should leave misc?

http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/591595/some-people-have-some-real-depressi?p=7641854

[COLOR="Red"]can't double check cause someone spammed it and mods wont bring it back for some reason[/COLOR]


as a couple of the TROLLS were outed and the nanny state is protecting them :whistling: . A 'someone' who has posted here was one of them...... :whistling:
#36
DLM
Our country is definately rubbish :x



Perhaps when you leave you should find a country that teaches people how to spend definitely :whistling:

:p
#37
sancho1983
Perhaps when you leave you should find a country that teaches people how to spend definitely :whistling:

:p


spend or spell :)
#38
sancho1983
Perhaps when you leave you should find a country that teaches people how to spend definitely :whistling:

:p



That would be similar to getting " spend " mixed up with spell?:whistling:
banned#39
sancho1983
Perhaps when you leave you should find a country that teaches people how to spend definitely :whistling:

:p


I blame the schools in this country :p
#40
sancho1983
Perhaps when you leave you should find a country that teaches people how to [COLOR="Red"]spend [/COLOR]definitely :whistling: :p


[COLOR="red"][SIZE="7"]FAIL[/SIZE][/COLOR] :w00t:

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