Mod Edit: Continuation of a long winded thread tile is below. aScottishBloke
....just for the record I didn't write this...oh and someone has heard it before too(just looking for a sell by date so I can put it in the title)....oh hang on someone thinks it's not factually correct either. Anybody else see anything
Being British is about driving a German Car to an Irish Pub for a Belgian beer, then on the way back grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish Kebab to sit on a Swedish sofa whilst watching an American programme on a Japanese telly and most of all being suspicious about anything foreign.
Oh and only in Britain can you get a pizza delivered to your door quicker than an ambulance. Only in Britian do banks leave the front doors open but chain the pens to the desks, supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back for their prescriptions whilst the healthy can get their fags from the front.
We might be British but by god we are funny.
Full of moaners on here today!!