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Bench Press (from Darwin Awards Honorable Mentions August 2008)

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8y, 2w agoPosted 8 years, 2 weeks ago
(confirmed as eye wateringly true)

6 August 2008, Hong Kong - It's raining. You're lonely. Why not?

That was how 41-year-old Xian found himself face down on a bench, and calling for help in the middle of the night. The lonely man had noticed that the steel sit-up benches in LanTian Park had numerous ventilation holes, and thought it might be possible to use them for his gratification.

Enticing orifices.

Once Xian became aroused, he found he was stuck and could not remove himself from the hole in the bench. Quite understandably, he panicked. Police received a call from a disturbed man, and arrived to find poor Xian trapped face-down on the bench.

Doctors were summoned to the scene. They tried, but emergency workers had to cut the entire bench free and take him to the hospital.

Four painful hours later, doctors finally separated Xian from his bench. It is certainly possible that the lack of blood flow easily could have caused sufficient damage that doctors would have been forced to remove his penis.

This is a bad date that Xian will never forget.
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8y, 2w agoPosted 8 years, 2 weeks ago
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banned#2
LOL could only happen to a man
every hole is not a goal!!!!!
banned#3
brb finding holey bench
#4
is it just me,or do those holes look quite small.
:whistling:
#5
I`m more concerned about his shoes.:? Where are they:thinking:
:w00t:
#6
o.O asif lol made me laugh abit i have to addmitt

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