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Best Chat up Line

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1d, 2m agoPosted 1 decade, 2 months ago
My 8yr old came home from school today. He has a crush on a girl in his class called Melisa - All together now... Awwwww.
Anyway, started asking my advice. Apart from referring him to Google, I started wondering about chat-up lines and thought that I would ask HUKD members about any experiences - good or bad !!!

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1d, 2m agoPosted 1 decade, 2 months ago
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#1
You referred your 8-year-old to Google for child-relationship advice?
X10
#2
lol :-D :-D :-D
#3
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You referred your 8-year-old to Google for child-relationship advice?
X10


Not really, was a joke, but might have a look now I come to think of it !! :)
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You referred your 8-year-old to Google for child-relationship advice?
X10


Yeah everyone one knows, Yahoo is the way to go for child rearing advice. :thumbsup:
#5
ok tell the truth now, is this advice really for your son or for you haha lol
#6
maxj
ok tell the truth now, is this advice really for your son or for you haha lol


just wanna hear some funny chatup lines/stories.

I used to tell girls I was a helicopter pilot and ask them did they wanna come home and see my chopper :)
#7
Never worked though - can't think why
#8
Just tell him to ask Melisa if he can look at the label on her coat/jumper/or whatever...and as he looks at it he says "I thought so...Made In Heaven"
#9
Or try:
Do you come here often?
lol!
#10
I've always wondered whether these chat up lines actually work, never tried them, never want to more like. I just chat to girls by striking a normal conversation, and if she happens to be funny or even have similiar interests then i'm in there already! That was like 4 years ago though, i've been fiercly loyal to my current girlfriend since then.
#11
"if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put u and i together" haha that ones from family guy
#12
If you were a computer geek then you might say "I wish I was a computer keyboard, then u and i could be together".
#13
a mate of mine always used to say "Do you know love that you're sitting on a fortune"...got him the occasional slap ..but the worse slap he had was when he said " God's given you the ugliest face in the World and then hit it with a shovel"...he could have been kinder and said she had a face like a ripped welly!!!
#14
i don't get any of those lines, they aren't chat up lines at all, more like insults lol
#15
Did it hurt?
What?
When you fell from heaven?
#16
are u saying she's the devil? :prop:
#17
Are you tired?
Why?
Because you've been running through my mind all night.
#18
What's French and loves blow jobs?

Moi
#19
Sid the sexist, I was just thinking off all his chat up lines on his DVD. Classic!
#20
The funniest chat up line I know was to my friend from her now husband:
"I'm going outside to throw up, do you want to come?"
#21
maxj
i don't get any of those lines, they aren't chat up lines at all, more like insults lol


When you live in a small town where nearly all of the available females resemble the rear end of an Esso petrol tanker (and most of the men as well!!! LOL) then the art of chatup lines is a totally wasted skill.
#22
"excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"

"no"

"its about enough to break the ice though right? Hi I'm .... "
#23
"do you sleep with anyone on your 1st date?

no

how about the last date?
#24
If we're talking REAL chat up lines, an ex of mine came up to me and said...

..You're the long haired sex god I've been looking for, so how about it?

She stole 3 years of my life from that moment on.

:pirate: CJ :pirate:
#25
If i give you flowers...Will you suck my tongue?
#26
If I give you chocolates can I taste your Dairy Box?

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