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Have any of you particularly guys had any chat up lines that have worked? Not that I need any, but I always use a couple namely: 1. What's your favourite 11 digit number sequence? (number number). … Read More
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banned8y, 16h agoPosted 8 years, 16 hours ago
Have any of you particularly guys had any chat up lines that have worked? Not that I need any, but I always use a couple namely:

1. What's your favourite 11 digit number sequence? (number number). I'm not joking I have gained numerous numbers using this technique.

2. You remind me of a parking ticket as you've got fine written all over you.


Mainly use number 1 if I'm out on the pull.
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banned8y, 16h agoPosted 8 years, 16 hours ago
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1 Like #1
"does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"
1 Like #2
"get your coat!! . . . . . . . i've got a knife"
#3
mbgringo
"get your coat!! . . . . . . . i've got a knife"


mbgringo
"does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"


both hilarious! lol
banned#4
mbgringo
"get your coat!! . . . . . . . i've got a knife"


You sicko :-D
#5
ClarityofMind
both hilarious! lol


Congrats on your 5k hun :) x
banned#6
me - you wanna dance
them - no thanks
me - suppose a ***** out of the question then
#7
im special forces i can be in and out in 5 minutes
banned#8
sassie
me - you wanna dance
them - no thanks
me - suppose a shags out of the question then


Ha ha, and I thought you were a female?
#9
"Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"
#10
i may not be the ebst lookign guy in the bar im the only ttalking to you tho
banned#11
davidhurn
Ha ha, and I thought you were a female?


I am :w00t:
#12
Wanna go 50/50 on a rape charge?
#13
Pick a number between 1 n 10 (3) sorry you lost, you'll have to take off all your clothes.

If you were my homework I'd be doing you rite now all over my desk!

Do you know what'd look fantastic on you?.....ME

If you were a bogie I would pick you first.

You'll do!

Wanna play Pearl Harbor? That's where I lay down and you blow the hell out of me.
#14
"Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here! "
#15
mbgringo
Congrats on your 5k hun :) x


thanks sweetheart x
banned#16
whoops david could you star out that word as i have done in my post, thought it would have been in the swear filter
#17
robinthebobin
Wanna go 50/50 on a rape charge?


:roll: :whistling:
banned#18
Here's 20p

What for? she says

To ring your flatmate and tell them you won't be home tonight.
banned#19
If you've lost your virginity....can I have the box it came in?
banned#20
sassie
whoops david could you star out that word as i have done in my post, thought it would have been in the swear filter


Don't worry about it!
banned#21
slamdunkin
Here's 20p

What for? she says

To ring your flatmate and tell them you won't be home tonight.


I thought it was usually 10p? Or has inflation kicked in?
banned#22
davidhurn
Don't worry about it!


im not worried about it, would just prefer you to star out the word, as i thought it would be filtered when i typed it, but if you dont want to fair enough
#23
If I told you, "you have a great body", would you hold it against me..

Did it hurt......when you fell from the sky?
banned#24
sassie
im not worried about it, would just prefer you to star out the word, as i thought it would be filtered when i typed it, but if you dont want to fair enough


It actually won't let me.
banned#25
Is that a ladder up your skirt? Or the stairway to heaven?
#26
mbgringo;5294347
"get your coat!! . . . . . . . i've got a knife"


thats made me pmsl :w00t:

rep for that
#27
My fave stationery item is selloptape

.......and I wanna stick it to you good :w00t:

It worked cos he was cute :oops:
#28
"If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be a McGorgeous!"
#29
you smell nice darling.
have you just been to the toilet??
#30
i love every bone in your body....
especially mine!




*sorry*
#31
JasonMason
i love every bone in your body....
especially mine!




*sorry*


lol
#32
you know the human body has 206 bones tonight you can have one more
#33
What do you mean you've got a bad heart?
lie on your side and i'll miss it.
#34
Do you like chicken?
yes
Blow this its fowl/foul
#35
ukmonkey
"If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be a McGorgeous!"


haha...chavtastic!!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/35/72465476_29ea52eb32.jpg?v=0
#36
How much for .......?

or
Do you know my girlfriend?
How about some no strings fun then?

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