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MikeL Avatar
6y, 11m agoPosted 6 years, 11 months ago
If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as
this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a
felony trial. The lawyer was desperately trying to undermine the policeman's
credibility. The following is the transcript:

Q: 'Sergeant -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'

A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of
the offender, running several blocks away.'

Q: 'Sergeant -- who provided this description?'

A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'

Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do
you trust your fellow officers?'

A: 'Yes, sir... With my life.'

Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then Sergeant. Do you have a room
where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'

A: 'Yes sir, we do!'

Q: 'And do you have a locker in that room?'

A: 'Yes sir, I do.'

Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'

A: 'Yes sir.'

Q: 'Now why is it, Sergeant, if you trust your fellow officers with your
life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with
these same officers?'

A: 'You see, sir -- we share the building with the county court complex, and
sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'


The sergeant on the stand has been nominated for this year's 'Best Comeback'
line -- he'll win.
MikeL Avatar
6y, 11m agoPosted 6 years, 11 months ago
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#1
Who hands out these awards?
#2
hassony
Who hands out these awards?


The same person who made up the story.
#3
Goonieman
The same person who made up the story.


It's made up??? I would have never thought that

next you'll be telling me that the Richard gere story with the gerbil is also made up
#4
hassony
It's made up??? I would have never thought that

next you'll be telling me that the Richard gere story with the gerbil is also made up


No, that's true. :w00t:
#5
That's what I thought

It was in the director's cut of Pretty woman the other day

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