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Best joke ever....

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banned5y, 9m agoPosted 5 years, 9 months ago
An Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman, Indian, American, Spaniard, Italian, French Man, Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Jewish, German, Polish, Egyptian, African, Mexican, Chilean, Australian and Austrian walk into a bar......

..... barman says "Sorry gents, not allowed without a Thai"



That's yours. Good night.

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banned5y, 9m agoPosted 5 years, 9 months ago
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1 Like #1
Taxi for one !

http://www.ukstudentlife.com/Travel/Transport/Taxi/TaxiCab.jpg
#2
classic
banned#3
Racist!!!!

Welcome back JTT.
#4
luv it
banned#5
master_chief
Racist!!!!

Welcome back JTT.


Got bored of being bored. Double negative, hence my return.

Want a fight?
#6
Made me laugh :p
#7
JACKIT99
classic


No it was radio 4
#8
The Jewish person could have been from Thailand
banned#9
JonnyTwoToes
master_chief
Racist!!!!

Welcome back JTT.


Got bored of being bored. Double negative, hence my return.

Want a fight?


I knew you'd be back, you need this place more than you think...
banned#10
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banned#11
melipona
JACKIT99
classic


No it was radio 4


No way! With the demographic of HUKD I didn't expect anyone to know what a Radio was let alone listen to radio 4!
banned#12
master_chief
JonnyTwoToes
master_chief
Racist!!!!

Welcome back JTT.


Got bored of being bored. Double negative, hence my return.

Want a fight?


I knew you'd be back, you need this place more than you think...


I don't tend to think very much.
#13
"barman says "Sorry gents, not allowed without a Thai" "


Not allowed what without a Thai?
banned#14
cdm22
"barman says "Sorry gents, not allowed without a Thai" "


Not allowed what without a Thai?


Not allowed to ride the big bar walrus at the end of the bar..... do I need to spell everything out?
#15
No, basic English will do :D
banned#16
cdm22
No, basic English will do :D


Sure?
#17
JonnyTwoTows walsk into a bar,

OUCH!!
banned 1 Like #18
TheOvenglove
JonnyTwoTows walsk into a bar,

OUCH!!


Not sure what a 'walsk' is or who JonnyTwoTows is but do you want me to sort out your pixelated oven glove?


Edited By: JonnyTwoToes on Apr 13, 2011 20:43

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