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Best Menopause Question Ever

skusey Avatar
8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
Q:
How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light
bulb?

Woman's Answer:
One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this
house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They
don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER
THE LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES
OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT

ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

I'm sorry. What was the question?
skusey Avatar
8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
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#1
defo!
#2
You don't even want to know a joke I heard on this subject...

Most likely would get lynched.
#3
Browni
You don't even want to know a joke I heard on this subject...

Most likely would get lynched.


go on go on go on go on:thumbsup:
#4
skusey
go on go on go on go on:thumbsup:


What's the difference between PMT and BSE?

One attacks the cow's brain and sends it mental. The other is some kind of agricultural problem.
#5
Browni
What's the difference between PMT and BSE?

One attacks the cow's brain and sends it mental. The other is some kind of agricultural problem.


Nice knowing you:whistling::oops:
#6
skusey
Nice knowing you:whistling::oops:


That was a tame one...

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