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An Indian is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes. The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" … Read More
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7y, 7m agoPosted 7 years, 7 months ago
An Indian is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks at his
watch
several times in the space of a few minutes.
The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, "Is your date running
late?"
"No," he replies, "I have this state-of-the-art watch. I was just
testing
it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch?
What's so special about it?"
The Indian explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am
wearing
panties!''
The Indian smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody things
running about an hour fast,- can I buy you a drink?
skusey Avatar
7y, 7m agoPosted 7 years, 7 months ago
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#1
Jumpingphil
Oh very good Skusey.
You must have a new book.:thumbsup:


thank god:)
#2
i nearly smirked/10
#3
black gerbil1
i nearly smirked/10


One for you:thumbsup:
#4
skusey
One for you:thumbsup:


still wasn't that funny, well i didn't laugh (again) (no h4te).
#5
lolz but what was relevance of him being an indian?
#6
black gerbil1
still wasn't that funny, well i didn't laugh (again) (no h4te).


will peruse my book and find one for ya:thumbsup:
#7
magicbeans
lolz but what was relevance of him being an indian?


dunno:?
banned#8
i loll'd
#9
skusey
dunno:?


haha! thought i was missing something!!:p
#10
you're on fire!

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