An Indian is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks at his
several times in the space of a few minutes.
The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, "Is your date running
"No," he replies, "I have this state-of-the-art watch. I was just
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch?
What's so special about it?"
The Indian explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am
The Indian smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody things
running about an hour fast,- can I buy you a drink?