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Bestiality FAIL

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banned8y, 1w agoPosted 8 years, 1 week ago
Joke...please dont read if your offended by thoughts of naughtiness with animals...

its just a joke
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banned8y, 1w agoPosted 8 years, 1 week ago
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banned#1
[COLOR=#002060]The new French Foreign Legion captain was assigned to a remote post in the [/COLOR][COLOR=#1f497d]middle eastern [/COLOR][COLOR=#002060]desert. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=#002060]During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the sergeant why the camel is kept there.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=#002060]"Well, sir," is the reply, "as you know, there are 250 men here and no women, and sir, sometimes the men have... urges. That's why we have the camel, sir."[/COLOR]

[COLOR=#002060]The captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay."[/COLOR]

[COLOR=#002060]About a month later, the captain starts having a real problem with his own urges, and asks the sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. [/COLOR]
[COLOR=#002060]Putting a stool behind the camel, the captain stands on it, pulls down his pants and has sex with the camel. When he is done, he asks the sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"[/COLOR]

[COLOR=#002060]"Uh, no sir," the sergeant replies. "They usually just ride the camel into town."[/COLOR]
#2
heard it before, quite funny
#3
tut tut but .......LOL
#4
Made me giggle
#5
[insert joke about camels and humps]
#6
pmsl!
#7
jellybaby22
I am disgusted.
reported and I hope you enjoy your ban sicko


*hands cotton wool to shield you from the world
#8
we laughed:thumbsup: :giggle:
#9
jellybaby22
I am disgusted.
reported and I hope you enjoy your ban sicko


Sad sad person - u were warned not to read if easily offended so you only got yourself to blame
#10
jellybaby22
I am disgusted.
reported and I hope you enjoy your ban sicko


:giggle:
#11
jellybaby22
it was a joke.. OP knows that... :roll:


Yeah right :p
( Loool xx )
#12
Humphman
Sad sad person - u were warned not to read if easily offended so you only got yourself to blame


you fell into their little trap im afraid:p
#13
jellybaby22
looooooool I report the OP all the time..but not for this...(although..it is a carp joke....:lol:)
usually I report him for the seedy Pm's he keeps sending me :lol: :lol:


Be careful .... people will start talking and before you know it there will be rumours ;-)
#14
casparwhite
you fell into their little trap im afraid:p


Hook line and sinker - i bow to you lmfao :-D:-D
#15
jellybaby22
haha and it will be you starting them :w00t:


I'm bored :whistling:

EDIT: and that story has already done the rounds ....
banned 1 Like #16
Humphman;4002915
Sad sad person - u were warned not to read if easily offended so you only got yourself to blame

WOW...STRONG FAIL


Tis a joke dude...me and the JB are homiez...


jellybaby22;4002981
looooooool I report the OP all the time..but not for this...(although..it is a carp joke....:lol:)
usually I report him for the seedy Pm's he keeps sending me :lol: :lol:


Lol...it aint me who send you seedy PM's though...and if I did you'd like them...I just save it for the phone calls :p

cassieismydoggie;4003024
Be careful .... people will start talking and before you know it there will be rumours ;-)


brb..PM'ing Sassie
#17
ODB_69
WOW...STRONG FAIL


Tis a joke dude...me and the JB are homiez...




Lol...it aint me who send you seedy PM's though...and if I did you'd like them...I just save it for the phone calls :p



[COLOR="Red"]brb..PM'ing Sassie[/COLOR]


PM me, i won't say anything :whistling:
banned#18
jellybaby22;4003112
fancy a fudge? x

loooooooool u remembered x
banned#19
ODB_69




brb..PM'ing Sassie


makes a change from reporting me ;-)
banned#20
cassieismydoggie;4003108
PM me, i won't say anything :whistling:


nah thats no fun...you need to possess certain qualities like lying and gossiping
banned#21
:-D lol
#22
ODB_69
nah thats no fun...you need to possess certain qualities like lying and gossiping


OK, leave me out ..... see if I care :-(

I'll just have to make up my own stories :whistling:
banned#23
cassieismydoggie;4003266
OK, leave me out ..... see if I care :-(

I'll just have to make up my own stories :whistling:


I'm having a passionate affair with Acecatcher3 (homo)...now change that and include the camel before you spread it about
#24
:? eh?? I never got Sassies PM...or Jelly's for that matter....

guess I dont count..
banned#25
Rockhound;4003301
:? eh?? I never got Sassies PM...or Jelly's for that matter....

guess I dont count..


PM sent (homo?) :p
banned#26
Cue attention seeking thread
#27
ODB_69
I'm having a passionate affair with Acecatcher3 (homo)...now change that and include the camel before you spread it about


Old news :roll:
banned#28
Did anyone find out the Camels name?
#29
Rockhound
:? eh?? I never got Sassies PM...or Jelly's for that matter....

guess I dont count..


But you got mine tho :thumbsup:
banned#30
guv;4003418
Did anyone find out the Camels name?

Cuthbert


Cuthbert the Camel

or just Bert when its an informal liason




I think it suits him
#31
cassieismydoggie
But you got mine tho :thumbsup:


Yep...least keep me entertained Cass. xx;-)
#32
Rockhound
Yep...least keep me entertained Cass. xx;-)


Quiet ... everyone thinks I'm too nice and honest :whistling:
#33
cassieismydoggie
Quiet ... everyone thinks I'm too nice and honest :whistling:


:? I am quiet - till you take the gag out..
banned#34
ODB_69
Cuthbert


Cuthbert the Camel

or just Bert when its an informal liason




I think it suits him


Hmmm. So it was a male camel!
#35
guv
Hmmm. So it was a male camel!


Whats the saying about holes and goals :whistling: lol
1 Like #36
Rockhound
:? I am quiet - till you take the gag out..


I'll leave it in then :whistling:
1 Like #37
cassieismydoggie
I'll leave it in then :whistling:


ummmumphh....umphuph....mumphumm.....:)
banned#38
cassieismydoggie
Whats the saying about holes and goals :whistling: lol


Dunno............
1 Like #39
[CENTER]http://www.informaction.org/images/kids/ifa_gifs/camel.gif
http://www.brucefeiler.com/blog/uploaded_images/BreakCamelNews-705245.jpg
http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Animals/Other_Animals/Camel_wags.gif[/CENTER]
banned#40
guv;4003670
Hmmm. So it was a male camel!

:oops: (camel homo)

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