come back from a spot of shopping im walking to the car park (not a story about my 66k bmw before you think it, because I know you was). I open the door to get to the car park floor and there is a women behind me, so i wait and hold it open for her.
She looks at me with some mad eyes and goes:
Random gyal prob 5/10: "what ARE you doing?"
black gerbil1: "er nothing, just holding the door open?"
Random gyal prob 5/10: "Your such a patronizing *bleep*"
black gerbil1: :|