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bg1: just filled up my car with a full tizank of pettie

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6y, 8m agoPosted 6 years, 8 months ago
because i heard from an insider that the prices am gonna rise, money aint nowt but a peanut be but still dont like giving it away to the government, get me.

anyway it come up to like £80~, the women goes she was watching me because she thought id do a runner, because i was wearing a baseball cap n dressed up like a thug.

i get bere hype on road.


but anyway fill you cars up now before the prices increase in a few days, just a warning for everyone. maybe this should go in deals?
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6y, 8m agoPosted 6 years, 8 months ago
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banned#1
yaawwwnnn
#2
cap on bak 2 front - thug life babeeeeee!!!!!!!!! :-D
#3
Filled my ride up this morning-£90 worth of diesel...........

The cashier was watching me too, i was smoking and using my mobile phone whilst at the pumps :thumbsup:
#4
transit;8120749
Filled my ride up this morning-£90 worth of diesel...........

The cashier was watching me too, i was smoking and using my mobile phone whilst at the pumps :thumbsup:


I can't believe they won't let you have a barbecue on the forecourt....it's health and safety gone mad.
banned 1 Like #5
powerful thread brah...

Does anyone want a free £15 itunes voucher?

http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/633924/vb1-win-15-itunes-voucher-just-post
#6
transit
Filled my ride up this morning-£90 worth of diesel...........

The cashier was watching me too, i was smoking and using my mobile phone whilst at the pumps :thumbsup:


big fat reefa?

http://www.nextgfx.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/spliff.gif
#8
oh and in b4 someone googles how much petrol a bmw can hold and tries to work out if £80 would fill the thing.
#9

yeah an insider told me 2days ago, i just filled up now, suggest everyone else dose the same
ants97
oh and in b4 someone googles how much petrol a bmw can hold and tries to work out if £80 would fill the thing.

lol this
#10
So, the bus stopped at the petrol station today huh.
#11
Rodent
anyway it come up to like £80~, the women goes she was watching me because she thought id do a runner, because i was wearing a baseball cap n dressed up like a thug.


http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee69/spogehead/chav.jpg

http://www.piczogame.net/games/images/chav_car.jpg

And you wonder why?
#12
inb4 Dan's Rap
#13
bg1
your spelling and knowledge of grammar is terrible!
#14
ants97
oh and in b4 someone googles how much petrol a bmw can hold and tries to work out if £80 would fill the thing.


lolz were had..............and they will too! :roll:
#15
Good advice - repped :thumbsup:
#16
Adam2050
http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee69/spogehead/chav.jpg

http://www.piczogame.net/games/images/chav_car.jpg

And you wonder why?


Haha quality mate :thumbsup:
#17
milly2306
bg1
your spelling and knowledge of grammar is terrible!

just like your life I guess.













BURNED!

darren9030
Good advice - repped :thumbsup:


ty i run misk, I already got enough rep tho fam
banned 2 Likes #18
Drove down to Esso to buy self some fuel
Ended up looking like a right power tool

“Fill her gyal!” I shout at the lady
“But there’s no petrol cap, are you going a bit crazy?”

“What you mean woman, of course it’s got a tank”
I couldn’t believe me ears, What a stupid, brainless skank

But upon complaining further, the problem did persist
Because I’d gone to the Esso in a car that didn’t exist

I could not believe what a massive tool I’d been
Trying to fill up a car that I’d never even seen
banned#19
DanJackson
Drove down to Esso to buy self some fuel
Ended up looking like a right power tool

“Fill her gyal!” I shout at the lady
“But there’s no petrol cap, are you going a bit crazy?”

“What you mean woman, of course it’s got a tank”
I couldn’t believe me ears, What a stupid, brainless skank

But upon complaining further, the problem did persist
Because I’d gone to the Esso in a car that didn’t exist

I could not believe what a massive tool I’d been
Trying to fill up a car that I’d never even seen


BG1... you are a legend, but I have to admit, dis brethen make bare poems
#20
DanJackson
Drove down to Esso to buy self some fuel
Ended up looking like a right power tool

“Fill her gyal!” I shout at the lady
“But there’s no petrol cap, are you going a bit crazy?”

“What you mean woman, of course it’s got a tank”
I couldn’t believe me ears, What a stupid, brainless skank

But upon complaining further, the problem did persist
Because I’d gone to the Esso in a car that didn’t exist

I could not believe what a massive tool I’d been
Trying to fill up a car that I’d never even seen


:p:w00t: Cracking.
#21
Whatever will he come with next.
Maybe knowning petr cech?
Oh no that's KFC
As he's playing for FLEETWOOD FC.

Congrats on pretending.
It makes for a fantastic ending.
We always like to play.
But never like to stay.

Simply you should say.
Your full of something..
But ain't anything B.I.G
More like S.h.i.....

Time for tea guys.
#22
Adam2050
Whatever will he come with next.
Maybe knowning petr cech?
Oh no that's KFC
As he's playing for FLEETWOOD FC.

Congrats on pretending.
It makes for a fantastic ending.
We always like to play.
But never like to stay.

Simply you should say.
Your full of something..
But ain't anything B.I.G
More like S.h.i.....

Time for tea guys.


[x]cringed.
#23
Adam2050
Whatever will he come with next.
Maybe knowning petr cech?
Oh no that's KFC
As he's playing for [SIZE="4"]FLEETWOOD FC.[/SIZE]

Congrats on pretending.
It makes for a fantastic ending.
We always like to play.
But never like to stay.

Simply you should say.
Your full of something..
But ain't anything B.I.G
More like S.h.i.....

Time for tea guys.


Cod Army !!
#24
black gerbil1
[x]cringed.


:thumbsup: Didn't dispute :whistling:

You featuring next in Lie to me.
#25
Adam2050
Whatever will he come with next.
Maybe knowning petr cech?
Oh no that's KFC
As he's playing for FLEETWOOD FC.

Congrats on pretending.
It makes for a fantastic ending.
We always like to play.
But never like to stay.

Simply you should say.
Your full of something..
But ain't anything B.I.G
More like S.h.i.....

Time for tea guys.



Think you just had your richard madeley moment. I'll let you pick which on though, getting caught shoplifting a bottle of wine or the ali g thing it's up to you but I'd leave the poems to dan jackson.:oops:
banned#26
DanJackson
Drove down to Esso to buy self some fuel
Ended up looking like a right power tool

“Fill her gyal!” I shout at the lady
“But there’s no petrol cap, are you going a bit crazy?”

“What you mean woman, of course it’s got a tank”
I couldn’t believe me ears, What a stupid, brainless skank

But upon complaining further, the problem did persist
Because I’d gone to the Esso in a car that didn’t exist

I could not believe what a massive tool I’d been
Trying to fill up a car that I’d never even seen


Haha best one so far
#27
Fuel duty was always set to rise on April 1st 2010... It's a bit premature to fill up now... unless your tank is huge or you've got very good mpg! :w00t:

Oh... and Darling will hold a budget on March 24th so he'll probably try to bribe us all to vote Labour by defering the increase. :whistling:

http://uk.cars.yahoo.com/16032010/36/fuel-price-hit-record-high-0.html
#28
ants97
Think you just had your richard madeley moment. I'll let you pick which on though, getting caught shoplifting a bottle of wine or the ali g thing it's up to you but I'd leave the poems to dan jackson.:oops:


Agreed:thumbsup:
1 Like #29
Well BG1’s made another thread
Must be cos the Misc is looking dead

All these threads about ‘Get fo.lk’d’
And people calling BG1 a big f’in joke

I’m quite sure the lad is a bit of alright
Just not showing himself in a very good light

How dare you question the mighty blackgerbil
He 'runs the misc' so you better be careful

people are writing their own little rhyme
most, like this one, not worth a dime

I think he’s quite cool so I’ll start defending the guy
Just read that last line…sorry, must of had poo in my eye!
#30
arghh i cannot believe they are putting the prices up again. our car takes like £200 worth of diesel to fill without them putting prices up again.
#31
greyparrot
arghh i cannot believe they are putting the prices up again. our car takes like £200 worth of diesel to fill without them putting prices up again.


You mean your double decker bus?:?
banned#32
greyparrot
arghh i cannot believe they are putting the prices up again. our car takes like £200 worth of diesel to fill without them putting prices up again.


Big car GP.

My fella will only use shell.
#33
transit
You mean your double decker bus?:?


lol its a range rover vogue i remember filling it when we was off camping and it was a quarter full and it cost me just over £150 extra.
#34
DLM
Big car GP.

My fella will only use shell.


yep and believe it or not i cant even drive its just my partner that drives lol although i must admit if i could drive i wouldnt drive it i would be too scared of smashing it up.
banned#35
greyparrot
yep and believe it or not i cant even drive its just my partner that drives lol although i must admit if i could drive i wouldnt drive it i would be too scared of smashing it up.


My fella used to have a land rover.

I liked being high up and I used to drive vans at work x x
#36
DLM
My fella used to have a land rover.

I liked being high up and I used to drive vans at work x x


yeah i must admit i like the way you can see over all the other cars.:thumbsup:
banned#37
greyparrot
yeah i must admit i like the way you can see over all the other cars.:thumbsup:


I miss the land rover but don't miss the cost :giggle:
#38
DLM
I miss the land rover but don't miss the cost :giggle:


i liked our last car which was a audi a4 but my fella wanted the one we have now plus we have a caravan so we needed a bigger car to tow that.
banned#39
greyparrot
i liked our last car which was a audi a4 but my fella wanted the one we have now plus we have a caravan so we needed a bigger car to tow that.


My fella wants another land rover.

We have an MG at the moment x x
#40
DLM
Big car GP.

My fella will only wear shell.suits


I remember you saying he was a liverpool supporter :)

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