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Bg1: just got told im a freak (true story inside)

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7y, 2w agoPosted 7 years, 2 weeks ago
I was driving in my car, I went to get some socks. I was at the lights and saw a small Clio with "baby on board" sign on the back. Enraged already by everyone doing 15mph because of the snow, I thought WTF is the point of this sign, because its not like im going to ram your car if you don't have a baby on there, or petrol bomb it.

So i followed the car for 3mintues till it parked up in Asda car park. A women got out and I asked her why have that sign in her car, and there wasn't even a baby inside either. She asked if I followed her, I go yeah then she said "get lost you *beep* freak, before i call the police." then she walked off.

sign is retarded
mind= blown
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7y, 2w agoPosted 7 years, 2 weeks ago
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banned#1
I agree.

and you were right to tell her that.

All those signs are stupid. The funniest are "Princess on board" and the ugliest fattest thing you've ever seen in on board!


inb4 epicness
#2
Lool and I literally cracked up at ur post vibe haha
#3
i dont like those signs either.. the worst one was 'hot babe on board' - i really hope it wasnt referring to the child...
i think theyre useful if the cars in a bad crash though.. medics know there might be children in there
#4
Doesn't your dad have one for you BG?
banned#5
Crap drivers use these signs as an excuse for bad driving.

Bimbo on board etc...
#6
Narfette
i dont like those signs either.. the worst one was 'hot babe on board' - i really hope it wasnt referring to the child...
[COLOR="Red"]i think theyre useful if the cars in a bad crash though.. medics know there might be children in there[/COLOR]


But at the same time a really bad idea if there's a bad crash and you had no child on board..... wasting the medics time looking for a child that might have been thrown from the car :whistling:
#7
I find it's normally proud first time parents that put the baby ones in their cars. Princess ones and others are obviously a bit of fun.

Did you follow her just to see if she had a baby in the car or to ask her why she put the sign in her car?? If so you are very rude :op
I must say though the baby on board signs don;t make one bit of difference.
Do you have a sign saying rude git on board I wonder? :op
banned#8
barky
whether the signs are stupid or not-you FOLLOWED a woman to tell her this? if you had done that to my wife I would have punched your lights out and destroyed your car with a baseball bat-if someone wants to put a baby on board sign on their car what business is it of yours?


Probably what my bloke would have done :giggle:
#9
1. everyones probably doing 15 because the roads are filled with snow and ice, not slow, just not stupid.

2. yes you are a freak for following someone for miles to point out something they've chose to put in there car, they own the car, they can put whatever they want in it.

3. You need to stop thinking the world revolves around you. It doesnt, and never will
#10
thats weird you followed someone to check if the sign was correct WHY?
I d have been freaked out myself if someone had done that to me
The signs are usefull in case of an accident so people know there is a child inside
#11
barky
whether the signs are stupid or not-you FOLLOWED a woman to tell her this? if you had done that to my wife I would have punched your lights out and destroyed your car with a baseball bat-if someone wants to put a baby on board sign on their car what business is it of yours?

yeah i was already raged by the slow drivers.

i lold, i would of Egyptian drop kicked you if you did anything like that

DLM
Crap drivers use these signs as an excuse for bad driving.

Bimbo on board etc...

she was a women so makes sense, but I already know that 90% of drivers are rubbish anyway. i should of ripped it out her car.

louloublue
thats weird you followed someone to check if the sign was correct WHY?
I d have been freaked out myself if someone had done that to me
The signs are usefull in case of an accident so people know there is a child inside

if there is no baby in the car it should be removed, no?
banned#12
I follow women all the time, and they hardly ever call me a freak, most of the time they are about to, then see me, and take off their clothes instead.

inb4 jealousy from ugly chicks/men
#13
black gerbil1
yeah i was already raged by the slow drivers.

i lold, i would of Egyptian drop kicked you if you did anything like that


she was a women so makes sense, but I already know that 90% of drivers are rubbish anyway. i should of ripped it out her car.


if there is no baby in the car it should be removed, no?


yeah defeats the purpose if theres no child in the car maybe she forgot
when you have kids you tend to forget things
banned#14
louloublue
yeah defeats the purpose if theres no child in the car maybe she forgot
when you have kids you tend to forget things


solution = ban stupid people from having kids.
#15
black gerbil1
yeah i was already raged by the slow drivers.

i lold, i would of Egyptian drop kicked you if you did anything like that


she was a women so makes sense, but I already know that 90% of drivers are rubbish anyway. i should of ripped it out her car.


lol i am sure half of you grow a fake personality whilst online making your self out to be something special big and hard i can just imagine you being a little spotty geek where as in real life no one wants to know you.
#16
juneangel
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Did you follow her just to see if she had a baby in the car or to ask her why she put the sign in her car?? If so you are very rude :op
I must say though the baby on board signs don;t make one bit of difference.
Do you have a sign saying rude git on board I wonder? :op

no because im not rude, why have a BOB sign if no baby is in the car, its stupid, I was just going to ask her to take it down because she attacked me verbally.
louloublue
thats weird you followed someone to check if the sign was correct WHY?
I d have been freaked out myself if someone had done that to me
The signs are usefull in case of an accident so people know there is a child inside

ive seen weirder things brah.
jasonodell
1. everyones probably doing 15 because the roads are filled with snow and ice, not slow, just not stupid.

2. yes you are a freak for following someone for miles to point out something they've chose to put in there car, they own the car, they can put whatever they want in it.

3. You need to stop thinking the world revolves around you. It doesnt, and never will

1) well if you cant drive correctly on snow stay in, took me 15mins to get where I wanted to go normally takes 5.

2) 3miutes? hardly freakish not like i followed her for hours.

3)get a grip.
#17
This is obviosly a bloke who is ugly and has trouble getting a woman so has to take it out on them. Awwwwww let ya anger out love. Maybe one day a woman will notice you. Bless. x
#18
Mmmmm........drives a BMW(allegedly)......follows women.......suffers roadrage.............and STILL gets have and of mixed up!!

Make your own minds up folks:whistling:
#19
black gerbil1
no because im not rude, why have a BOB sign if no baby is in the car, its stupid, I was just going to ask her to take it down because she attacked me verbally.

ive seen weirder things brah.

1) well if you cant drive correctly on snow stay in, took me 15mins to get where I wanted to go normally takes 5.

2) 3miutes? hardly freakish not like i followed her for hours.

3)get a grip.


in reply to 3, i have, it's called reality, something you're clearly not living in...
#20
vibeone
solution = ban stupid people from having kids.


thats you out then
#21
Does she have to put the sign up and then take it down again every time the baby is dropped off etc lmao. You obviously have to much time on your hands.
#22
juneangel
Does she have to put the sign up and then take it down again every time the baby is dropped off etc lmao. You obviously have to much time on your hands.


Own up, it was you, wasn't it :lol:
#23
vibeone
solution = ban stupid people from having kids.


Didn't stop your folks though ;-)
#24
juneangel
This is obviosly a bloke who is ugly and has trouble getting a woman so has to take it out on them. Awwwwww let ya anger out love. Maybe one day a woman will notice you. Bless. x

I have a gf, i guess you have a BOB sign on you'r car, you prob think its some fashion statement, but everyone just thinks your a ...
jasonodell
in reply to 3, i have, it's called reality, something you're clearly not living in...


oh great now all of a sudden its considered wrong to confront someone by following them for 3mintues. If she was my next door neighbor and i went over i guess it would be considered okay to do so. I don't follow taboos brah , I break them, I'm free and do what I want unlike who clearly has no mind of his own.
#25
juneangel
Does she have to put the sign up and then take it down again every time the baby is dropped off etc lmao. You obviously have to much time on your hands.


lol stupid isnt it maybe when shops sell these they should state to ask BG1 if and when they are allowed to use it.
banned#26
louloublue
thats you out then


Bit obvious but I'll let it slide. I don't want kids. They have no purpose.

muckypup
Didn't stop your folks though ;-)


Bit better, but still a bit laboured. Any more for any more?
banned#27
I wonder how long b4 the snow melts and the children are back at school.
banned#28
vibeone
I follow women all the time, and they hardly ever call me a freak, most of the time they are about to, then see me, and take off their clothes instead.

inb4 jealousy from ugly chicks/men


No jealousy, post a pic and lets see your handsomeness :D
#29
midlandscomics
But at the same time a really bad idea if there's a bad crash and you had no child on board..... wasting the medics time looking for a child that might have been thrown from the car :whistling:


So people who have these signs, should remove them perhaps when their child is not in the vehicle :thinking:
banned#30
vibeone
solution = ban stupid people from having kids.




Luckily for you this was;nt thought of when you were conceived
banned#31
DLM
No jealousy, post a pic and lets see your handsoDeness :D


was that a typo or some sort of really bad joke that I'm not getting?

pics have been posted before. Bitterwallet did an exclusive piece on me.
banned#32
vibeone
solution = ban stupid people from having kids.


How? :?
banned#33
lottysdad08
Luckily for you this was;nt thought of when you was conceived


from the father with jiggling t**s in his avatar.
#34
black gerbil1
I have a gf, i guess you have a BOB sign on you'r car, you prob think its some fashion statement, but everyone just thinks your a ...


oh great now all of a sudden its considered wrong to confront someone by following them for 3mintues. If she was my next door neighbor and i went over i guess it would be considered okay to do so. I don't follow taboos brah , I break them, I'm free and do what I want unlike who clearly has no mind of his own.


confronting strangers after following them in a car is not ok
scareing random women on ther own is not breaking taboo its just plain stupid and a bit weird in my opinion anyhow
its only a sign she probably just dropped her kids off somewhere
#35
black gerbil1
I have a gf, i guess you have a BOB sign on you'r car, you prob think its some fashion statement, but everyone just thinks your a ...


oh great now all of a sudden its considered wrong to confront someone by following them for 3mintues. If she was my next door neighbor and i went over i guess it would be considered okay to do so. I don't follow taboos brah , I break them, I'm free and do what I want unlike who clearly has no mind of his own.


If it had been me you had followed,to confront me over car sign I would just have probably laughed whilst pointing at your extremely meagre todger!!:-D
#36
The part of this story that I find bizarre is that you were buying socks! My mum bought all mine till I left school!
banned#37
vibeone

was that a typo or some sort of really bad joke that I'm not getting?

pics have been posted before. Bitterwallet did an exclusive piece on me.


Typo :roll:

Where, where, where :o
#38
louloublue
confronting strangers after following them in a car is not ok
scareing random women on ther own is not breaking taboo its just plain stupid and a bit weird in my opinion anyhow
its only a sign she probably just dropped her kids off somewhere

i doubt it, she was prob to lazy (typical) to take the sign down, not wrong with following her, to ask a question. Seems you can't do nothing today without someone calling you a werido, you every think that maybe its you that is the weirdo?

how was i scaring her, if it was a guy in the car, you would not be saying half the waste your typing now.

muckypup
If it had been me you had followed,to confront me over car sign I would just have probably laughed whilst pointing at your extremely meagre todger!!:-D

i would of looked @ your clio and then my 66k bmw, and laughed harder.
banned#39
vibeone
from the father with jiggling t**s in his avatar.


Me having an avatar of a woman in no way affects my abilitys as a parent, However if ever a bloke decides to follow my missus for however far to complain about a car sticker (Quite possibly freaking her out) would have serious difficulty fathering anything
#40
black gerbil1
i doubt it, she was prob to lazy (typical) to take the sign down, not wrong with following her, to ask a question. Seems you can't do nothing today without someone calling you a werido, you every think that maybe its you that is the weirdo?

how was i scaring her, if it was a guy in the car, you would not be saying half the waste your typing now.


well id be freaked out if somene was following me in a car then approched me but then had a bad experience with road rage before your a man its less intimidating than for a women depends on how you approched her as well

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