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bg1: need help with poem to my Girlfriend

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6y, 9m agoPosted 6 years, 9 months ago
my GF suggested that I write her a poem for her birthday about her. I agreed like a moron and now im stuck. I got 5days so far i got:

You are my fire
The one desire
Believe when I say
I want it that way

I know your email has an underscore
but that makes me love you even more
I always listen to everything you have to say
I would love to make you something out of clay

You sometimes bring a smile on my face
like ive just been taken to my sepical place.
I love you this much
I would never want to push you away like a car cluth

any tips please? I suck at English lit :(
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6y, 9m agoPosted 6 years, 9 months ago
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banned#1
Is this for "Cheral Cole"?
#2
roses are red
violets are blue
fancy a spacedock
i've frozen a poo.
#3
Beautiful
#4
oh this is going to be good.....I predict an all time epic HUKD thread coming.
#5
You might want to start by not using Backstreet boys song lyrics.
Your imaginary girlfriend would probably prefer you to come up with your own words.
#6
that made me laugh - is that the effect you are hoping it has on her? if so you are doing fine on your own :)
banned#7
greg_68
oh this is going to be good.....I predict an all time epic HUKD thread coming.


Easily going to hit a hundred posts!!

Who will be the first to do a poem from BG1 to JFK?
#8
In b4 100 posts
#9
master_chief
Is this for "Cheral Cole"?

nah my current GF is local, shes 7/10 easy, but she dun no about me trying to hook up with cole
Babbabooey
You might want to start by not using Backstreet boys song lyrics.
Your imaginary girlfriend would probably prefer you to come up with your own words.

lol is it that obvious? I was listening to them and n N Sync trying to get some ideas.

added another 2 lines to poem
#10
black gerbil1
nah my current GF is local, shes 7/10 easy, but she dun no about me trying to hook up with cole



Shes 70% women you sure on that?
banned#11
If you were to be honest in the poem yours would go something like this:

You are fat and live alone with your cat,
While I am broke and my life's a joke,
I'm a ginger and your a minger,
I have a small knob and ain't got a job
but you and me are meant to be!!
#12
Babbabooey
You might want to start by not using Backstreet boys song lyrics.
Your imaginary girlfriend would probably prefer you to come up with your own words.


the fact you know that they are backstreet boys lyrics is more worrying ....... ;-)
banned#13
I love you but I love myself more.

I need to go out but you have locked the door.
#14
smithyp1
the fact you know that they are backstreet boys lyrics is more worrying ....... ;-)


Unfortunately they do have some catchy stuff :-D
#15
a poem...wow ur gf is making ur life easy, id ask for loadsa stuff if my bloke was as amazingly rich as ur goodself!
#16
Adam2050
Beautiful

do you think its good? I think its missing something, dont know what though.
greg_68
oh this is going to be good.....I predict an all time epic HUKD thread coming.

they always am fam
libEL
that made me laugh - is that the effect you are hoping it has on her? if so you are doing fine on your own :)

I dont know, are you laughing like aww he knows her well so sweet, or wtf thats stupid :?
Adam2050
Shes 70% women you sure on that?

shes 100% women, ive been inside:)
magicbeans
a poem...wow ur gf is making ur life easy, id ask for loadsa stuff if my bloke was as amazingly rich as ur goodself!

im also getting her a gift, nothing to expensive, only spending like £400~
#17
I know you aren't real, but that doesn't matter
Lying has never stopped me before, no need to start now

Everyone on this site thinks I am a prat,
But worse than that I am actually a
#18
OK here goes brah.

To my wonderful girlfriend,
with this poem I doth do love send,
for you to leave me would leave my heart broken,
a broken heart to only which you could tend.

Dis watcha mean brah or too strong?
banned#19
black gerbil1

shes 100% women, ive been inside:)


You couldn't find your way inside even if she gave you a Tom Tom and a compass
banned#20
Its Friday ....

Fish day

Weekend starts here

and another classic hamster porkies thread .. gets mug of tea and choccy biscuit
#21
black gerbil1


shes 100% women, ive been inside:)



Oh dear.
#22
dog_cop
Its Friday ....

Fish day

Weekend starts here

and another classic hamster porkies thread .. gets mug of tea and choccy biscuit


I prefer loose women, at least there less full of it.
banned#23
Adam2050
Oh dear.


I feel ill :o
1 Like #24
Dam, I was just about to go and do some housework!!

My contribution

You got a bra
I got a brah
Ha Ha
we da same fam
dem gyal dem gyal
#25
Babbabooey
I know you aren't real, but that doesn't matter
Lying has never stopped me before, no need to start now

Everyone on this site thinks I am a prat,
But worse than that I am actually a tw*t.

no need for that, harsh.
nickw90
OK here goes brah.

To my wonderful girlfriend,
with this poem I doth do love send,
for you to leave me would leave my heart broken,
a broken heart to only which you could tend.

Dis watcha mean brah or too strong?

wow deep, why cant more people post stuff like this.
#26
rodent
moron


Only truth in OP.
#27
that is the worst poem i have ever heard in my life how old are you 12?
banned#28
Adam2050
I prefer loose women, at least there less full of it.


true ...

I always wonder who write his stuff , the size of the stories get bigger and bigger
#29
You are my fire
The one desire
Believe when I say
I want it that way


backstreet boy song ....................
#30
Take a look at my girlfriend
she's the only one I got
not much of a girlfriend
coz I made her up on the spot

that's just to get you started. Hit me up if you need more barz
#31
dog_cop
true ...

I always wonder who write his stuff , the size of the stories get bigger and bigger


which I'm sure is in indirect proprtion to the size of ..... ;-);-)
#32
mostwanteddirect
that is the worst poem i have ever heard in my life how old are you 12?

what don't you like, how can i improve it, i only got 5days!
#33
If you wanted to REALLY impress her, learn this rap from Do You Remember:

Yo ay girl yo bring it back to the time when you and me had just begun
When I was still your number one
Well it might seem far-fetched baby girl but it can be done
I've got this feeling fire blazing and it's hot just like the sun
Know you feel it too my girl just freeze up may the good vibes run...
Girl take a sip of the champange take a lil trip down my lane my girl
While you noe every night you'll feel alright look I tell you dis girl atta My world
Don't change imma na Rearange Ay girl imma tell you straight dis atta my world
How many years do you want come kiss dis I know you miss this
That's what I heard that's what I heard that's what I heard word girl

Works for me all the time.

If you're feeling EXTREMELY confident, go with the whole of N Dubz - I Need You. Chicks love this crap.
banned#34
Knew I had to bite you baby when I first laid eyes on you,
That moment turned me on, I can't believe it's true,
And I like to watch your body sway,
I got no choice, I'm gonna twist your tail,
Love Me Like A Reptile,

catchy or what

oh and even a vid for you ... you can thank me later

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9idZ4_ettWk&feature=related
#36
dog_cop
true ...

I always wonder who write his stuff , the size of the stories get bigger and bigger


Believe its the brain from pinky and the brain.
banned#37
If my fella wrote me a poem.

I would think he had been hanging out too much with our gay friends.
#38
dog_cop
Its Friday ....

Fish day

Weekend starts here

and another classic hamster porkies thread .. gets mug of tea and choccy biscuit

why do you h4te me dog?
DLM
If my fella wrote me a poem.

I would think he had been hanging out too much with our gay friends.

i pitty your relationship if that's the case.
banned#39
black gerbil1
i pitty your relationship if that's the case.


My man is a man not a fairy :p
#40
DLM
My man is a man not a fairy :p


Neithers BG1 he's a rodent.

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