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bg1: Need to invest 2k into somthing

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ISA? something safe, ideas?
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6y, 5m agoPosted 6 years, 5 months ago
ISA?

something safe, ideas?
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6y, 5m agoPosted 6 years, 5 months ago
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#1
Premium bonds
banned#2
halifax web saver, but depends if you pay tax

I put it in the wifes name who is a non taxpayer
#3
Prompter @ 13/2 | 3.40 @ Ascot

Edited By: adambaz on Oct 09, 2010 15:10: meh
#4
If you have an offset mortgage account that is the highest interest you will get, but it pays the interest into your mortgage.
#5
Prompter @ 13/2 | 3.40 @ Ascot[/url][/quote]
Really?
banned 2 Likes #6
buy a dictionary before you invest your imaginary money
#7
only 2k? invest? u make 300k a year
#8


Erm...Sorry if you bobbed £2k on that.

Came about 5th.
banned#9
I´ll give ya 12%

Send me a cheque cocker.
#10
gamble on chelsea
#11
Buy a palette of Matalan Hawaii shirts in case they change the design?
#12
funny you ask.......

got a fantastic business proposition ryou will not refuse


bank transme your the £2k and within 14 working days i will write you a cheque for £5k

get back urgently as have a lot of interested parties
#13
desire petroleum shares. Share price today 1.58
If they hit oil in the nextweek will go to c.£5. in 2 months
If they miss down to c. 50p before rising again.
Risky maybe but great rewards possible, lifes a risk.
#14
Bed Bug Killer Spray

Edited By: Carley on Oct 09, 2010 17:05: safe fam
#15
hooray henry
desire petroleum shares. Share price today 1.58If they hit oil in the nextweek will go to c.£5. in 2 monthsIf they miss down to c. 50p before rising again.Risky maybe but great rewards possible, lifes a risk.


loooooooooool

pmsl


des............. full of hot money

it hit a duster sp crashed to 20s....

now trading at year high- price will crash no matter what the result

current sp has priced all possible good news thus watch out for "sell on the news"

des a screaming short
#16
sedd33
hooray henry
desire petroleum shares. Share price today 1.58If they hit oil in the nextweek will go to c.£5. in 2 monthsIf they miss down to c. 50p before rising again.Risky maybe but great rewards possible, lifes a risk.



loooooooooool

pmsl


des............. full of hot money

it hit a duster sp crashed to 20s....

now trading at year high- price will crash no matter what the result

current sp has priced all possible good news thus watch out for "sell on the news"

des a screaming short



Hows it gonna crash if it hits oil then? If it strikes it will begin a new North Sea type exploration boom.
And as i said if its a dry well it will fall to 40-50 ish.
By the way it never crashed to 20p last time did it, 40p maybe
banned#17
Put it on loads of football matches for there to be one or more goals, according to you and your stupid mate it can't lose - so why are you even asking?
#18
Because this guy is a retard who lives his life online in the hope that at least here he can make himself look like the big man when in a likelihood the guy still hasn't moved out of his bedroom at his parents house nor grown his first pube yet.

I for one feel a little sorry for him
#19
dcx_badass
Might as well burn it, that's loose change.

was my first thought
DaveLister2 people like this
buy a dictionary before you invest your imaginary money

lol internet tough guy
colinsunderland
Put it on loads of football matches for there to be one or more goals, according to you and your stupid mate it can't lose - so why are you even asking?

im banned from my local bookies for fighting
autolesbona
Because this guy is a retard who lives his life online in the hope that at least here he can make himself look like the big man when in a likelihood the guy still hasn't moved out of his bedroom at his parents house nor grown his first pube yet.
still live with your parents


so im guessing ISA is the way to go?
I for one feel a little sorry for him[

Edited By: black gerbil1 on Oct 10, 2010 12:10: 4
#20
I thought you were a stockbroker?
banned#21
black gerbil1
colinsunderland
Put it on loads of football matches for there to be one or more goals, according to you and your stupid mate it can't lose - so why are you even asking?

im banned from my local bookies for fighting
so im guessing ISA is the way to go?
I for one feel a little sorry for him[


yeah you could never do that bet in a bookies, as you should well know as according to you you did it plenty. Pop on betfair this afternoon, 10% profit after 90 mins is better than you will get investing.

I'm sure in one of your other fantasy's bragged about being a stockbroker.

You could spend it on a holiday to spain, I'm sure you know why.
banned#22
black gerbil1
dcx_badass
Might as well burn it, that's loose change.

was my first thought
DaveLister2 people like this
buy a dictionary before you invest your imaginary money

lol internet tough guy

lol internet rich kid
#23
shibi din
I thought you were a stockbroker?

yeah i am

Edited By: black gerbil1 on Oct 10, 2010 15:35: .
#24
DaveLister
black gerbil1
dcx_badass
Might as well burn it, that's loose change.

was my first thought
DaveLister2 people like this
buy a dictionary before you invest your imaginary money

lol internet tough guy

lol internet rich kid


my turnover this working year is 1.2million
2 Likes #25
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banned#26
black gerbil1

my turnover this working year is 1.2million


Cool story bro.
banned#27
black gerbil1
DaveLister
black gerbil1
dcx_badass
Might as well burn it, that's loose change.

was my first thought
DaveLister2 people like this
buy a dictionary before you invest your imaginary money

lol internet tough guy

lol internet rich kid


my turnover this working year is 1.2million

mine is 7.5 million so far, i win
banned#28
DAMNOME1 person likes this
http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii261/funkbutter/graphics/Funny/funny_chat_rooms.jpg


spot on, you must know him well.
#29
black gerbil1
DaveLister
black gerbil1
dcx_badass
Might as well burn it, that's loose change.

was my first thought
DaveLister2 people like this
buy a dictionary before you invest your imaginary money

lol internet tough guy

lol internet rich kid


my turnover this working year is 1.2million


Any idiot can turnover millions, it is profit that counts
#30
jayjayuk1234

Any idiot can turnover millions, it is profit that counts

profit 700k, you mad now?


I think i might not even bother, and just leave the bills in the bank?
#31
hooray henry
sedd33
hooray henry
desire petroleum shares. Share price today 1.58If they hit oil in the nextweek will go to c.£5. in 2 monthsIf they miss down to c. 50p before rising again.Risky maybe but great rewards possible, lifes a risk.
looooooooooolpmsldes............. full of hot moneyit hit a duster sp crashed to 20s....now trading at year high- price will crash no matter what the resultcurrent sp has priced all possible good news thus watch out for "sell on the news"des a screaming short
Hows it gonna crash if it hits oil then? If it strikes it will begin a new North Sea type exploration boom.And as i said if its a dry well it will fall to 40-50 ish. By the way it never crashed to 20p last time did it, 40p maybe



bud have you seen des's sp lately?

85p- nearly 50% down since you told the op to put his hard earned dough into it.

i got this spot on- minting it with my chunky short ;)
you impressed?


hope you didnt lose your shirt!

pmsl

loooooooooool



Edited By: sedd33 on Oct 15, 2010 09:27: ...
#32
sedd33
hooray henry
sedd33
hooray henry
desire petroleum shares. Share price today 1.58If they hit oil in the nextweek will go to c.£5. in 2 monthsIf they miss down to c. 50p before rising again.Risky maybe but great rewards possible, lifes a risk.
looooooooooolpmsldes............. full of hot moneyit hit a duster sp crashed to 20s....now trading at year high- price will crash no matter what the resultcurrent sp has priced all possible good news thus watch out for "sell on the news"des a screaming short
Hows it gonna crash if it hits oil then? If it strikes it will begin a new North Sea type exploration boom.And as i said if its a dry well it will fall to 40-50 ish. By the way it never crashed to 20p last time did it, 40p maybe
bud have you seen des's sp lately?85p- nearly 50% down since you told the op to put his hard earned dough into it.i got this spot on- minting it with my chunky short ;)you impressed?hope you didnt lose your shirt!pmslloooooooooool

I think you will find Henry was also correct, that if it was a duster it would drop to circa 50p. Did you actually log on to a shopping forum, look for a post from a week ago just so you could say I was right?

I presume nobody listens to you on iii and LSE, so you have to come here and act like a 5 year old
#33
black gerbil1
DaveLister
black gerbil1
dcx_badass
Might as well burn it, that's loose change.

was my first thought
DaveLister2 people like this
buy a dictionary before you invest your imaginary money

lol internet tough guy

lol internet rich kid


my turnover this working year is 1.2million


£1.2m and your asking about an investment of £2k?

You're an idiot living a fantasy life.

The £2k is either the last 6 months of you're McDonalds hours, or you've just got access to your bank account which your parents possibly opened when you were born.

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