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BG1: Question for the Women. (srs)

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ok so this usually happens when I go out to the clubs. I'm vibing out to the music, checking out the talent, I see a women who meets my standards (over 7+/10, no pointy elbows). I make my way over… Read More
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7y, 9m agoPosted 7 years, 9 months ago
ok so this usually happens when I go out to the clubs.

I'm vibing out to the music, checking out the talent, I see a women who meets my standards (over 7+/10, no pointy elbows). I make my way over, sometimes ill do a moonwalk or robot dance mid walk to impress her, showing her that brah got game.

Now i'm there ill ask for her name and why she out, drop one of my chat up lines like "you must work out alot yeah?", then I offer to buy her a drink (no white knight). We go up to the bar I pretend to look for my wallet then drop the keys to my beemer on the bar on purpose, she like "wow" your drive a bmw, im like yeah 46k BMW brah, need to show her my CEO status, am i rite brahs?

Anyway I buy her a drink now were dancing, griding and all that, i'm whispering sweet nothings into here ear, im about to go for the kill then BOOM....

like 4 of her mates come and blocks me, saying "oh we got to go somewhere" the girl is usually like you come too, but I know at the point the Hienas will stop at nothing to get rid of me.

why? Are you jealous? are you trying to project your mate? Why when the whole point of going out is to dance with peeps and have fun.
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7y, 9m agoPosted 7 years, 9 months ago
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She gave her friends the secret " oh god get me out of here" sign :roll:
#2
She heard about your gym "bromance"
#3
In b4 the usual numpties!



Operation CB dude, Operation CB.

Told you this before!
#4
ClarityofMind
She gave her friends the secret " oh god get me out of here" sign :roll:

is there such a thing (srs)
Goonieman
She heard about your gym "bromance"

lol, nah brah.
thesaint
In b4 the usual numpties!



Operation CB dude, Operation CB.

Told you this before!

ha trust me, how do I stop it though!
banned#5
thesaint
In b4 the usual numpties!



Too late. You're already here......


http://www.patenthawk.com/blog_images/numpties2.jpg
#6
[QUOTE=black gerbil

ha trust me, how do I stop it though![/QUOTE]

Stop showing off.
banned#7
this v

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z122/casademarco/wingman.jpg
#8
black gerbil1
is there such a thing (srs)
]


There's TOTALLY such a thing...

and when she runs off the the restroom and never comes back?

that's another big hint too ;-)
#9
You do the moonwalk or robot dance :lol:
You need to get away from that computer & talk to a real woman!!
suspended#10
ClarityofMind
She gave her friends the secret " oh god get me out of here" sign :roll:


+1:w00t:
#11
jon1000jon
Stop showing off.

how am I showing off?
bykergrove
this v

[IMG]http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z122/casademarco/wingman.jpg[/IMG

lol
ClarityofMind
There's TOTALLY such a thing...

and when she runs off the the restroom and never comes back?

that's another big hint too ;-)

that dont happen, they usually ask me to come with, but her mates want to get rid of a brah
stgeorge
You do the moonwalk or robot dance :lol:
You need to get away from that computer & talk to a real woman!!

i do brah 7x a week
#12
Tinkytayls
+1:w00t:


and then there's the " phone me in 5 minutes and tell me theres a terrible emergency at home.. " PLEASE...

or the " oh GOD no, dont tell them I'm home!!! ";-)
#13
Her Labrador probably needed to go out.
#14
I wouldnt be able to resist u on that dance floor BG1

http://i789.photobucket.com/albums/yy171/bossybootsmgt/inline-bob-downe.jpg?t=1254947203
#15
Perhaps she saw your new jumper up close and started frantically making the "GMTFOOH" sign to her mates?
suspended#16
ClarityofMind
and then there's the " phone me in 5 minutes and tell me theres a terrible emergency at home.. " PLEASE...

or the " oh GOD no, dont tell them I'm home!!! ";-)


I have had to pretend that someone has rang me and while pretending to be on the phone its started to ring lol:oops:
#17
HAHA.

Did your new jumper not do the trick?

Try advertising more.
#18
Goonieman
Perhaps she saw your new jumper up close and started frantically making the "GMTFOOH" sign to her mates?


:giggle::giggle:
#19
Tinkytayls
I have had to pretend that someone has rang me and while pretending to be on the phone its started to ring lol:oops:


Classic.
#20
bossyboots
I wouldnt be able to resist u on that dance floor BG1

[IMG]http://i789.photobucket.com/albums/yy171/bossybootsmgt/inline-bob-downe.jpg?t=1254947203[/IMG

I go for 7+/10, so doubt you would have a chance:-D
Goonieman
Perhaps she saw your new jumper up close and started frantically making the "GMTFOOH" sign to her mates?


Adam2050
HAHA.

Did your new jumper not do the trick?

Try advertising more.

nah I aint wore the jumper out yet, i dunno if gyal am ready for it brahs.
#21
bg1 loving your work tonight, better than corrie. got to get your own tv show
#22
Tinkytayls
I have had to pretend that someone has rang me and while pretending to be on the phone its started to ring lol:oops:


lol!!!


OOps.

Once a guy took me home and then went back into town to the bar I met him at and my mates were still there, so they called my house and I'd gone straight to bed.... and they were like.. OMG you've killed her!!!

:giggle:
banned#23
well girls usually come in packs of three....

hot one, ok one, ugly one.


guys should approach in twos. anymore and girls get scared.
the wingman can get in first and starts joking around with the ugly one and then the group.
Then you come in and join in with the joke but you joke more with the ok-ish one but direct your body language at the hot one.
wingman takes the uglyone away with a joke.. like come check out what a mess he made on the table or check out this dude's shirt ect ect just GTFO of the area.

then you start directing the chat (less jokes) to the hot one once the ok one has warmed to you... then you tell the okish one to go look for the ugly one as your mate is a little merry (wingman will keep the ok one with the ugly one... they wont mind as they have eachother) and hot one is all yours.


TIP: get a wingman that is on your level and share the wingman role. better wingman you are then the better he will be for you.

TIP: if there is 4+ girls then you need an extra wingman (NO MORE THAN THREE DUDES NO MATTER HOW MANY GIRLS) with larger groups you might end up with just an OK one.


this usually works for my mates anyways
#24
Your story reminded me of the **** in my pants video.
suspended#25
Sorry but i deffo think i would make a excuse if some brah approuched me doing the robot or moonwalk ... i think some look like they are having a fit doing it
suspended#26
bykergrove
well girls usually come in packs of three....

hot one, ok one, ugly one.


guys should approach in twos. anymore and girls get scared.
the wingman can get in first and starts joking around with the ugly one and then the group.
Then you come in and join in with the joke but you joke more with the ok-ish one but direct your body language at the hot one.
wingman takes the uglyone away with a joke.. like come check out what a mess he made on the table or check out this dude's shirt ect ect just GTFO of the area.

then you start directing the chat (less jokes) to the hot one once the ok one has warmed to you... then you tell the okish one to go look for the ugly one as your mate is a little merry (wingman will keep the ok one with the ugly one... they wont mind as they have eachother) and hot one is all yours.


TIP: get a wingman that is on your level and share the wingman role. better wingman you are then the better he will be for you.

TIP: if there is 4+ girls then you need an extra wingman (NO MORE THAN THREE DUDES NO MATTER HOW MANY GIRLS) with larger groups you might end up with just an OK one.


this usually works for my mates anyways




Pmsl I think thats actually true ....
#27
solarforce
bg1 loving your work tonight, better than corrie. got to get your own tv show

yeah brah i run the misk
nikkib123
WOW!

[IMG]http://i477.photobucket.com/albums/rr132/ratkin638/Moonwalk.gif[/IMG

ha you admrin nikki?
bykergrove
well girls usually come in packs of three....

hot one, ok one, ugly one.


guys should approach in twos. anymore and girls get scared.
the wingman can get in first and starts joking around with the ugly one and then the group.
Then you come in and join in with the joke but you joke more with the ok-ish one but direct your body language at the hot one.
wingman takes the uglyone away with a joke.. like come check out what a mess he made on the table or check out this dude's shirt ect ect just GTFO of the area.

then you start directing the chat (less jokes) to the hot one once the ok one has warmed to you... then you tell the okish one to go look for the ugly one as your mate is a little merry (wingman will keep the ok one with the ugly one... they wont mind as they have eachother) and hot one is all yours.


TIP: get a wingman that is on your level and share the wingman role. better wingman you are then the better he will be for you.

TIP: if there is 4+ girls then you need an extra wingman (NO MORE THAN THREE DUDES NO MATTER HOW MANY GIRLS) with larger groups you might end up with just an OK one.


this usually works for my mates anyways

mind =blown, thanks for that, i think you on to something there brah, will try next time im out see what happens.

Tinkytayls
Sorry but i deffo think i would make a excuse if some brah approuched me doing the robot or moonwalk ... i think some look like they are having a fit doing it

ha what you on about, just showin her i got the skillz that pay the billz, robot dances never fails.
#28
black gerbil1


i do brah 7x a week


I don't think going to the toilet counts?
banned#29
Tinkytayls
Pmsl I think thats actually true ....


worked since i was like 15 but buying drinks help. I don't buy girls drinks cause i want them to like me and not my wallet! :w00t:
suspended#30
bykergrove
worked since i was like 15 but buying drinks help. I don't buy girls drinks cause i want them to like me and not my wallet! :w00t:


Aww its always nice to be offered a drink but i get really worried they may drug my drink as, i have had my drink drugged befor e:)
banned#31
black gerbil1

mind =blown, thanks for that, i think you on to something there brah, will try next time im out see what happens.


you need to find a wingman first. my wingman got married. :|
suspended#32
bykergrove
you need to find a wingman first. my wingman got married. :|


to the ugly girl or okish girl????
banned#33
Tinkytayls
Aww its always nice to be offered a drink but i get really worried they may drug my drink as, i have had my drink drugged befor e:)


yeah spiking drinks is messed up. I had to knock a fresher out a couple years back cause he spiked this girl i was seeing's room mate.

to be honest though once you chat to a girl and she thinks you are hot then there isn't much wrong you can do. as long as you can hold a conversation then it's all good.
#34
bykergrove
you need to find a wingman first. my wingman got married. :|


He's married but your not, are you sure your not the wingman?
banned#35
Tinkytayls
to the ugly girl or okish girl????


to a random girl! like RANDOM!

the guy was a legend though! he was going out with twins! one knew about the other one (but not the other way round)

closest I got was cousins and sisters (not twins) but not at the same time...:whistling:
#36
Carley
Should have bought the M3 and not the 5 series oldsmobile... they'd be hanging all over you like flies then brah :thumbsup:

i'm rolling in a 6 series brah!

http://www.fatfreecars.co.uk/Pictures/bmw6series_01.jpg
suspended#37
bykergrove
yeah spiking drinks is messed up. I had to knock a fresher out a couple years back cause he spiked this girl i was seeing's room mate.

to be honest though once you chat to a girl and she thinks you are hot then there isn't much wrong you can do. as long as you can hold a conversation then it's all good.


also at the end of the night when you sometimes have a kiss..... i have found on many occasions i really like someone kiss them and its awful so have to lock them off:thumbsup:

I like kissing so deffo needs to be a good kisser
banned#38
stgeorge
He's married but your not, are you sure your not the wingman?


if my gf had her way i'd be married... I'm just better at dodging than he was :lol:
#39
Boring, same old crap
suspended#40
bykergrove
to a random girl! like RANDOM!

the guy was a legend though! he was going out with twins! one knew about the other one (but not the other way round)

closest I got was cousins and sisters (not twins) but not at the same time...:whistling:


Oh my you men :roll:

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