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is something I don't epxeriance, that is because I check my soul at the door at work. The second I enter the office, I have to pretend that I am a lifeless pile of meat filling a chair, or I will lose… Read More
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7y, 6m agoPosted 7 years, 6 months ago
is something I don't epxeriance, that is because I check my soul at the door at work. The second I enter the office, I have to pretend that I am a lifeless pile of meat filling a chair, or I will lose it.

i got no political views, have no morals - I care about noting except the task at hand. It is as if, should someone insult me in the office, they are inustling someone else, entirely. i leave a kind of "bot" running, which is the "me" my collueges see. I process an incoming queue, put the processed work in the outbox. The real me is somewhere else. Usually in Africa on a mountain or crossing Antarctica or on another planet somewhere, cleaning my gun or plotting a revolution.

Most days by the time I get home and shake this mode off, I cannot remember a single thing that happened during the day. Everyone has had this experience driving, this moment of self consciousness where you cannot recall a single thing that happened in the last half hour you've been on the road.
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7y, 6m agoPosted 7 years, 6 months ago
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#1
School hard today then?
banned#2
Rodent
I have to pretend that I am a lifeless pile of meat filling a chair


You don't need to pretend. (Seriously)
#3
"Most days by the time I get home and shake this mode off, I cannot remember a single thing that happened during the day. Everyone has had this experience driving, this moment of self consciousness where you cannot recall a single thing that happened in the last half hour you've been on the road."

Wow, did daddy mention this happening to him? 13 year olds are not allowed to drive. :whistling:
#4
Reminds me of a film......

Whats the first rule of Fight Club?
#5
Ok thanks for letting us know. :)
#6
Are you on your lunch break at school? Free period on the computers maybe??
#7
epicity.
#8
loooool BG1 - just popped home to walk the dog after such a rotten morning - and honestly ur thread really cheered me up:thumbsup:
banned#9
Punkytiptop
Reminds me of a film......

Whats the first rule of Fight Club?

[FONT="Century Gothic"][SIZE="2"][COLOR="DarkGreen"]
Dunno I forgot, anyway about fight club...

(BG1: Superb uplifting thread as usual)[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]


[FONT="Century Gothic"][SIZE="6"][COLOR="DarkGreen"][COLOR="Black"]vibe[/COLOR][COLOR="Magenta"]one[/COLOR] recommended reading thread award[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
#10
vibeone
[FONT="Century Gothic"][SIZE="2"][COLOR="DarkGreen"]
Dunno I forgot, anyway about fight club...

(BG1: Superb uplifting thread as usual)[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]


[FONT="Century Gothic"][SIZE="6"][COLOR="DarkGreen"][COLOR="Black"]vibe[/COLOR][COLOR="Magenta"]one[/COLOR] recommended reading thread award[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]


Do you have to use large font and colours so people actually pay you some attention??
#11
Maybe take some of that time to use a dictionary and learn when to use capital letters?
banned#12
Kermit2004
Do you have to use large font and colours so people actually pay you some attention??


[FONT="Century Gothic"][SIZE="2"][COLOR="DarkGreen"]No its because I'm important and very popular, and it helps people see my posts above the rubbish spouted by other users[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
banned#13
vibeone
[FONT="Century Gothic"][SIZE="2"][COLOR="DarkGreen"]No its because I'm important and very popular, and it helps people see my posts above the [B]rubbish spouted by other users[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B]


mmm bit of a faux pas there vibe, all posters have a view and should respect that :thumbsup:
#14
vibeone
[FONT="Century Gothic"][SIZE="2"][COLOR="DarkGreen"]No its because I'm important and very popular, and it helps people see my posts above the rubbish spouted by other users[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]


Used to agree until this comment here Far to positive for Vibe[COLOR="Magenta"]one[/COLOR]
#15
vibeone;6790398
[FONT=Century Gothic][SIZE=2][COLOR=darkgreen]No its because I'm important and very popular, and it helps people see my posts above the rubbish spouted by other users[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]


LOL that was the response I was expecting.
At least you feel comfortable about it. The internet probably is a good social forum for you.
banned#16
dog_cop
mmm bit of a faux pas there vibe, all posters have a view and should respect that :thumbsup:


[FONT="Century Gothic"][SIZE="2"][COLOR="DarkGreen"]I respect that entitlement, but their views are uniformly wrong - unless they agree with my own views.

Back on topic please - BG1's thread n all.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
#17
everyone enjoy my thoughts on the daily grind that we all go though every single day of our lifes.
bossyboots
loooool BG1 - just popped home to walk the dog after such a rotten morning - and honestly ur thread really cheered me up:thumbsup:

thanks I do what I can to give back
#18
weak work life choice
#19
black gerbil1
everyone enjoy my thoughts on the daily grind that we all go though every single day of our lifes.

thanks I do what I can to give back


I can't relate to your grind, I enjoy coming to work.
Once you finish school you might find something you like doing.
#20
vibeone
[FONT="Century Gothic"][SIZE="2"][COLOR="DarkGreen"]
Dunno I forgot, anyway about fight club...

(BG1: Superb uplifting thread as usual)[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]


[FONT="Century Gothic"][SIZE="6"][COLOR="DarkGreen"][COLOR="Black"]vibe[/COLOR][COLOR="Magenta"]one[/COLOR] recommended reading thread award[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]


Loving how you try to "approve" BG1 threads as though you're better than him. He may have many faults but at least he's original, you're just a BG1 wannabe!!! :w00t:
#21
So you work in an office, with "collueges"

hmmmm, not quite the jet set model/actor you make yourself out to be... lol

Bless!
#22
Deep..

u okay brah?
#23
ChipSticks
So you work in an office, with "collueges"

hmmmm, not quite the jet set model/actor you make yourself out to be... lol

Bless!


Don't be harsh they probably haven't covered spell checking in I.C.T.
#24
ChipSticks
So you work in an office, with "collueges"

hmmmm, not quite the jet set model/actor you make yourself out to be... lol

Bless!

im invoved with real estate/investments/restaurant owner brah, i got an office. You can't be CEO if you aint got an office brah.
phatboy123
Deep..

u okay brah?

yeah just vibing out today, read some poetry, and thought id write some myself. you like it?
banned#25
civms47
Loving how you try to "approve" BG1 threads as though you're better than him. He may have many faults but at least he's original, you're just a BG1 wannabe!!! :w00t:


[FONT="Century Gothic"][SIZE="2"][COLOR="DarkGreen"]not at all - I don't know how many times I have to say how much respect I have for BG1. But although we both have loads of followers, both very popular etc, there are a percentage of people who only follow me, and for that reason, I highlight BG1's posts so they too can enjoy them.

When you are as popular as me, you'll understand better.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
#26
ChipSticks
So you work in an office, with "collueges"

hmmmm, not quite the jet set model/actor you make yourself out to be... lol

Bless!


Models don't have to know how to spell, type, or even speak! Actors just have to remember how to pronounce the word while being pointed in the direction to move :-p

No education required :whistling:
#27
vibeone
[FONT="Century Gothic"][SIZE="2"][COLOR="DarkGreen"]not at all - I don't know how many times I have to say how much respect I have for BG1. But although we both have loads of followers, both very popular etc, there are a percentage of people who only follow me, and for that reason, I highlight BG1's posts so they too can enjoy them.

When you are as popular as me, you'll understand better.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]


LOL! Post of the day.
#28
vibeone
[FONT="Century Gothic"][SIZE="2"][COLOR="DarkGreen"]not at all - I don't know how many times I have to say how much respect I have for BG1. But although we both have loads of followers, both very popular etc, there are a percentage of people who only follow me, and for that reason, I highlight BG1's posts so they too can enjoy them.

When you are as popular as me, you'll understand better.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]


Wow, popularity on an internet forum, I wish I didn't have to go out with friends and have a life so I could be just like you... :whistling:
#29
vibeone ur neutral colour is green not blue?
#30
black gerbil1;6790613
yeah just vibing out today, read some poetry, and thought id write some myself. you like it?


Its different.

liked this :-D

The real me is somewhere else. Usually in Africa on a mountain or crossing Antarctica or on another planet somewhere, cleaning my gun or plotting a revolution.


sure many can relate
#31
civms47
Wow, popularity on an internet forum, I wish I didn't have to go out with friends and have a life so I could be just like you... :whistling:


Lol, I bet he compares his Xbox 360 achievement points with his online buddies he's never met!!

True, allow the weekend, I'll see you here, tomorrow say 9pm??
banned#32
civms47
Wow, popularity on an internet forum, I wish I didn't have to go out with friends and have a life so I could be just like you... :whistling:


[FONT="Century Gothic"][SIZE="2"][COLOR="DarkGreen"]I'm popular in all walks of life, thats why I wasn't surprised at how quickly I became one of HUKD's most respected posters.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

magicbeans
vibeone ur neutral colour is green not blue?

[FONT="Century Gothic"][SIZE="2"][COLOR="DarkGreen"]
Yeah I mix and match, keep people on their toes etc.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
#33
vibeone
[FONT="Century Gothic"][SIZE="2"][COLOR="DarkGreen"]I'm not popular in all walks of life, thats why I wasn't surprised at how quickly I became one of HUKD's least respected posters.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]


Fixed it for ya... ;-)
#34
vibeone
[FONT="Century Gothic"][SIZE="2"][COLOR="DarkGreen"]I'm popular in all walks of life, thats why I wasn't surprised at how quickly I became one of HUKD's most respected posters.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]


[FONT="Century Gothic"][SIZE="2"][COLOR="DarkGreen"]
Yeah I mix and match, keep people on their toes etc.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]


Wow you are so cool. I wish I was as popular as you on this website. Green with envy.
And you're a sucessful business owner, wow!!

Mixing and matching your colours to keep people on their toes, such a genius idea!! So cleaver!! Wow!!
1 Like #35
wow maybe i should write a poem about getting along and burning the h4te.


we cry for peace, but we live for war :-( - bg1.
banned#36
civms47
Fixed it for ya... ;-)


[FONT="Century Gothic"][SIZE="2"][COLOR="DarkGreen"]wow comedy gold. Original too [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
#37
black gerbil1
im invoved with real estate/investments/restaurant owner brah, i got an office. You can't be CEO if you aint got an office brah. [/B]



Brah? I'm not anyone's brah... I wear a bra?

If you were CEO of anything you wouldn't call your staff "collueges", they would be your staff. Someone with more respect for people might call them their colleagues, but no, they would be your staff.
#38
vibeone
[FONT="Century Gothic"][SIZE="2"][COLOR="DarkGreen"]wow comedy gold. Original too [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]


My apologies, I forgot that being un-original is your forte... ;-)
#39
vibeone
[FONT="Century Gothic"][SIZE="2"][COLOR="DarkGreen"]I'm popular in all walks of life, thats why I wasn't surprised at how quickly I became one of HUKD's most respected posters.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]


[FONT="Century Gothic"][SIZE="2"][COLOR="DarkGreen"]
Yeah I mix and match, keep people on their toes etc.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]




or u forgot?!
banned#40
starsparkle2311
Maybe just stop posting? Therefore no more H4TE!!!:)

Just saying.....................


[FONT="Century Gothic"][SIZE="2"][COLOR="DarkGreen"]why should he?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

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