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bg1: Went wildcard and failed, so bad.

black gerbil1 Avatar
6y, 10m agoPosted 6 years, 10 months ago
From time to time when im out with my boys(friends), when i drink I sometimes activate the WILDCARD, which basically means I do something which would have the characteristics something a WILDCARD would do.

So I've drank a few beers, and there was this hot gyal with 2 of her mates, she was a 8.25/10, knees were a bit pointy but I've had a few and i wasn't complaining. I wasn't in the mood to court her so as any good wild card does i just go up to her and say "You so hot, how about we go back to yours for a S%^£".

She looked at me like i was some big creep loser, told me were to go (shouted) then thew her drink on me. (shirt in next pic).


cliffs

-went bar
-activated wildcard
-failed badly
-friends all laughed at me
-gone home to change
-??????
- negative profit of wet shirt :(
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6y, 10m agoPosted 6 years, 10 months ago
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#1
http://i407.photobucket.com/albums/pp158/blackgerbil1/12012010.jpg
#2
Oh my lordie...you have a wallpaper border....how 1980's!!!
#3
Y Fronts?
Nice wallpaper, welcome to 1970.
#4
Thanks for that becuase we all wanted to hear you intresting story
#5
So you ran all the way home to take a picture of your still wet shirt?
#6
Lulu'sMammy;7520105
Oh my lordie...you have a wallpaper border....how 1980's!!!

He has no choice in his cribs decor, mummy gerbil/harvies mum sees to that
#7
Lulu'sMammy
Oh my lordie...you have a wallpaper border....how 1980's!!!

whats wrong with it?
skusey
Y Fronts?
Nice wallpaper, welcome to 1970.

£300 shirt.

Whats wrong with the wallpaper?


Goonieman
So you ran all the way home to take a picture of your still wet shirt?

was i meant to stay out when im soaked?
#8
http://www.hotukdeals.com/forums/customavatars/avatar87606_108.gif

what is your avvy, made my eyes water looking at it :o
#9
Did you ever change your name to hunter??
#10
wallpaper = fail

sorry brah but do you live with your nan or summit???
#11
black gerbil1
whats wrong with it?

£300 shirt.

Whats wrong with the wallpaper?



was i meant to stay out when im soaked?


you mean it should of been £300 but you bought it on a car boot for a quid !!
banned#12
Goonieman
So you ran all the way home to take a picture of your still wet shirt?


Yes. Then he ran outside and took a photo of a car. Oh wait!!!!
#13
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk10/pauls7010/a1.jpg
#14
It's minging brah...i thought you had taste !
#15
skusey
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk10/pauls7010/a1.jpg


ewwwwwww :roll:
#16
http://i49.tinypic.com/15d5jpy.png
#17
Admit it, you were sitting on the sofa with mummy and you spilled juice from your sippy cup and got sent to your 80's themed bedroom.
#18
Lulu'sMammy
It's minging brah...i thought you had taste !

skeen.
Goonieman
Admit it, you were sitting on the sofa with mummy and you spilled juice from your sippy cup and got sent to your 80's themed bedroom.


i have a life unlike some.
#19
skusey
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk10/pauls7010/a1.jpg


:? lovely :-D
#20
Goonieman
Admit it, you were sitting on the sofa with mummy and you spilled juice from your sippy cup and got sent to your 80's themed bedroom.


classic.
#21
black gerbil1



i have a life unlike some.


Yeah, it seems to consist of posting pictures of your wet shirt on the internet. WOW.
banned#22
Just about to post my wet armani socks from my trip to Lidl :whistling:
#23
No mention of your 66k (RRP) Beemer in this thread, you ok?
#24
black gerbil1
http://i407.photobucket.com/albums/pp158/blackgerbil1/12012010.jpg


That looks like a bad body odour stain. Was this chick-with-a-**** chasing you at the time by any chance?

:? :p
#25
DLM
Just about to post my wet armani socks from my trip to Lidl :whistling:


primani you mean :p
banned#26
transit
primani you mean :p


Shhhhhhhhhh don't tell anyone :oops:
#27
Goonieman
Yeah, it seems to consist of posting pictures of your wet shirt on the internet. WOW.

and yours consist of commenting on them.

oh snap

Paddy_o_furniture
No mention of your 66k (RRP) Beemer in this thread, you ok?

i dont drink and drive often if ever anymore.
#28
black gerbil1;7520378
and yours consist of commenting on them.

oh snap


i dont drink and drive often if ever anymore.


Thats good
#29
black gerbil1


£300 shirt.


Think you missed out the decimal point more like £3.00 from George
#30
black gerbil1
and yours consist of commenting on them.

oh snap


At least i'll admit i'm a sad git. :thumbsup:
banned#31
black gerbil1

i dont drink and drive often if ever anymore.


You're a massive idiot.
#32
DanJackson;7520454
You're a massive idiot.

Was she any good?
#33
I'm sure I seen that shirt in Adams!
#34
cant believe u told that story on the internet, make a blog man, or twitter, theyd be interesting reads man, but seriously, money cant buy you everything, like a life
#35
More drivel from the rodent
#36
J.Dance
More drivel from the rodent


Surely he'll get fed up of HUKD one day and just disappear into the sunset.............
#37
Gyal?

is that a guy or girl or both/ladyboy? Whatever, they must have known you.
#38
"You so hot, how about we go back to yours for a S%^£".

You wanted to go for a number 2? No wonder she threw her drink on you... Could you not just use the pub loo?
#39
DragonChris
"You so hot, how about we go back to yours for a S%^£".

You wanted to go for a number 2? No wonder she threw her drink on you... Could you not just use the pub loo?


He tried that...and look what happened!!! LOL

http://www.hotukdeals.com/forums/showthread.php?t=581348
#40
Oh dear look who cant handle his alcopops!







Have you got a WKD side?

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