From time to time when im out with my boys(friends), when i drink I sometimes activate the WILDCARD, which basically means I do something which would have the characteristics something a WILDCARD would do.
So I've drank a few beers, and there was this hot gyal with 2 of her mates, she was a 8.25/10, knees were a bit pointy but I've had a few and i wasn't complaining. I wasn't in the mood to court her so as any good wild card does i just go up to her and say "You so hot, how about we go back to yours for a S%^£".
She looked at me like i was some big creep loser, told me were to go (shouted) then thew her drink on me. (shirt in next pic).
-friends all laughed at me
-gone home to change
- negative profit of wet shirt :(