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bg1: what type of jobs impress women

black gerbil1 Avatar
6y, 7m agoPosted 6 years, 7 months ago
when you meet gyal at bars n club they ask what you do, Gerbil always lie n say hes either;

boat racer
race driver
fireman

what type of jobs impress women
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6y, 7m agoPosted 6 years, 7 months ago
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#1
Lifeguard :)
#2
hhahahah pilot blud try pass urself off as a pilot
#3
mine usually does... see avatar
#4
Wheelchair upholsterer or prosthetic limp sculptor.
#5
I always tell them I film on the set of Lost. It's guaranteed to get the gyals swarming.
#6
[COLOR="Red"]Gally normally get impressed when I tell them I'm a pro football (yeah, as if they didn't already know). I have a long term GF though so I don't really need to impress women, although I still manage to without trying.[/COLOR]
#7
Carpet Eater.
#8
darren9030
Lifeguard :)

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[COLOR="Red"]Gally normally get impressed when I tell them I'm a pro football (yeah, as if they didn't already know). I have a long term GF though so I don't really need to impress women, although I still manage to without trying.[/COLOR]

trust me fam

Sheep87
mine usually does... see avatar

ambo driver, or you a dr as well fam?
#9
im thinking Chef
banned#10
Criminal mastermind
#11
doctor would work for me at least he will know where everything is;-) hopefully anyway:thumbsup:
#12
professional gambler
#13
personal trainer :thumbsup: mmmmm muscles! :p
banned#14
jfk, what footballer are you ?
#15
http://www.ihatesomuch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/b0009x76za01lzzzzzzz.jpg

This guys gets loads of women, according to the link he's a prentender.
banned#16
Wigwam bredda

Try some of dese:

1. A tree surgeon - You know how to handle bush.
2. A glynoecologist - It's a type of dr that looks up wimmins muffs. they love it
3. Scientist - You can tell them you invented DNA or let them see your test tube
4. Man prostitute - Tell them you normally charge £500 notes for a hour but you'll let this gyal have a go for free
#17
how can you impress girls when your not old enough to get into a bar....
#18
so bg1 finally admits to lying to impress people :thumbsup:

Why dont you tell them the "truth" bg1, that you are a model/stockbroker/ceo/actor etc
#19
bartender?
#20
safx41
jfk, what footballer are you ?


A professional one.
banned#21
mr.potato_head
bartender?


A thief.
#22
Lothario

or

Leader of BNP
#23
mr.potato_head
bartender?

rofl, fail
#24
Dolphin trainer. It works.
#25
black gerbil1
rofl


I'm glad my humour didn't fall on deaf ears :)
#26
Dustbin man.
banned#27
Legend
#28
animal tester.
banned#29
just dont say wifebeater

plus its not a real job just a pasttime
#30
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:19DOV6F6KpOTbM:http://cootelibeau.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/clown.jpg
banned#31
School Boy?
#32
depends how ugleh u are
#33
toshapetriji
School Boy?


pm the jfk
#34
Eez1
depends how ugleh u are


10/10 no estats
banned#35
Hunter Smith.
#36
safx41
jfk, what footballer are you ?


mr.potato_head
A professional one.


[COLOR="Red"]^^This^^[/COLOR]
#37
actor on lost
#38
DAMNOME
actor on lost


[ ] very original

[X] creep
#39
Any job with a hot uniform.
#40
Back in aus I used to play reserve grade for wests that usaly Did the trick

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