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Big cock problem!

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9y, 3m agoPosted 9 years, 3 months ago
Everyday at the crack of dawn, A bloody cockerel crows like mad.

Am I allowed to shoot it?, I don't want to be awake at 6:30am!

Similar news story : http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/01/13/nkite113.xml&sSheet=/news/2006/01/13/ixhome.html Put a sock on that cock.....

TIA. :)
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9y, 3m agoPosted 9 years, 3 months ago
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banned#1
jesus christ i just spat all my coffee everywhere :w00t:
banned#2
Its annoying being woken up by a large cock:roll:
banned#3
Prissymiss
Its annoying being woken up by a large cock:roll:


in your dreams perhaps :roll:
#4
sassie
jesus christ i just spat all my coffee everywhere :w00t:


:giggle:

Maybe I should add a disclaimer, I'm not responsible for any damaged pc screens!
#5
Aww swap you for the little cock i wake up to every morning? lol ;)
banned#6
pcnutta
Aww swap you for the little cock i wake up to every morning? lol ;)




thought its was sheep :whistling:
#7
pcnutta
Aww swap you for the little cock i wake up to every morning? lol ;)

Cuts like a knife...
#8
pcnutta
Aww swap you for the little cock i wake up to every morning? lol ;)


Sorry, I'm not swapping a cockerel for your husband........ ;-) :giggle: :giggle:
#9
dog_cop
thought its was sheep :whistling:





Gon Iom you know you want too!! ps less of the husband ive not signed my life away QUITE YET! LOL

now back to this cock...eral...if its before 700am contact the local authority and police :giggle: tell them you want a noise order on this creature!:giggle:
#10
pcnutta
now back to this cock...eral...if its before 700am contact the local authority and police :giggle: tell them you want a noise order on this creature!:giggle:


How are they going to silence the cock though?

Perhaps the owner should be warned as he is letting his cock disturb the neighborhood? :?
#11
Iom-RF
How are they going to silence the cock though?

Perhaps the owner should be warned as he is letting his cock disturb the neighborhood? :?



Must be one hell of a cock to disturb a whole neighbourhood:giggle:

Personally if i was being disturbed by this cock, i would knock on the door and point out that his cock is causing a huge problem interferring with your sleep, and unless he is able to control his cock you have no alternative but to complain about this as its a great pain!:whistling:
[mod]#12
"I'm sorry Mr. Neighbour, but your giant cock is just a pain in the Ass. Could you please kindly remove it before i take this big problem into my own hands!!"

Should get a reaction. :w00t:
#13
Yep what if that cock is THAT way Inclined! He may enjoy iom taking it in hs own hands!
#14
Syzable
"I'm sorry Mr. Neighbour, but your giant cock is just a pain in the Ass. Could you please kindly remove it before i take this big problem into my own hands!!"

Should get a reaction. :w00t:


lol
just read this and was really laughing *getting funny looks from the OH

IOM
you are very amusing just had to click on your thread with that heading

do you have a pic of this huge cock, i would love to see it:giggle:
#15
Swap a pic of the big cock for a pic of big boobs! :giggle:
#16
Iom-RF
Swap a pic of the big cock for a pic of big TITS! :giggle:
#17
http://www.nancyfarmer.net/blog/blog_07_01_14_panto/cockadoodle_02_web.jpg
#18
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x194/emmalou_1983/boob.jpg

now let me see that big cock lol:giggle:
#19
ilovepink
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x194/emmalou_1983/boob.jpg

now let me see that big cock lol:giggle:


http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/1172/georgewbushqj9.jpg

:thumbsup:
#20
[URL="http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x194/emmalou_1983/boob.jpg"]http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x194/emmalou_1983/boob.jpg[/URL]

thats better used wrong link lol
#21
[SIZE=6]SOLUTION[/SIZE]

http://gulp.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/kodak-headless-chicken.jpg
#22
[URL="http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x194/emmalou_1983/nnn.jpg"]http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x194/emmalou_1983/nnn.jpg[/URL]
#23
Crazy - thats horrible!!!! :w00t:
#24
http://www.tomrobinson.com/faves/assets/manwthbg.jpg
#25
OG jenny! LOL for heavens sake do NOt I REPEAT dO NOT TRY AND TAKE THAT cock in your own hands iom! Its to powerfull!
#26
you sooo do not want to see the results of the google serch for that one :shock:
#27
jennybubbles
you sooo do not want to see the results of the google serch for that one :shock:


i know how bad is that, giving me thoughts:oops: - do i stay online or not lol:giggle:
[mod]#28
Did it wake you up again this morning? Or did you manage to choke the chicken??? :whistling:
#29
Syzable
Did it wake you up again this morning? Or did you manage to choke the chicken??? :whistling:


:lol:

Didn't wake me up this morning........
#30
Ilovepink, that is a skill indeed, but to be trully skilled you have to be able to hold my pint there :thumbsup:
#31
pcnutta
Aww swap you for the little cock i wake up to every morning? lol ;)


I'll swap with your old man :-D
#32
I get woken up every morning by a dove and goes something like

hooo-hooooo-ho hooo-hooooooo-ho

I'm fairly sure he sits on my window sill as well as its damn loud!
#33
dfaz
I get woken up every morning by a dove and goes something like

hooo-hooooo-ho hooo-hooooooo-ho

I'm fairly sure he sits on my window sill as well as its damn loud!

Are you sure you don't mean Pigeon?

http://boingboing.net/images/pigeonCam2007.jpg
#34
I got woken up on sunday night by a neighbour vomiting in his garden! constantly vomiting,ffs why didnt he use his own bathroom NOT share it with the whole close!.... Mind you he could have been ill and needed an ambulance however THAT cock woke me up and i wasnt impressed!
#35
dfaz
I'll swap with your old man :-D




You wouldnt want to hunny, i fart in bed and think its very hysterical!:giggle:
#36
Browni
Are you sure you don't mean Pigeon?

http://boingboing.net/images/pigeonCam2007.jpg


This is the little sod, well actually theres a pair of em but only one hoots. They are ringneck doves. Not far from a pigeon though.

http://www.aqualandpetsplus.com/Bird,%2054.jpg
#37
pcnutta
Mind you he could have been ill and needed an ambulance however THAT cock woke me up and i wasnt impressed!



LMAO, caring as ever Nutta :-D
#38
dfaz
This is the little sod, well actually theres a pair of em but only one hoots. They are ringneck doves. Not far from a pigeon though.

http://www.aqualandpetsplus.com/Bird,%2054.jpg


if you got that close why didnt you ring its neck???
#39
LOL thats an example pic i stole from google; sorry i should have said, this is what the little sod looks like

In any case i am a caveman first thing in the morning. Until i've had a shower i can only just manage one eye open and a walk to the bathroom; let alone chasing a stupid bird :p

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