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The Big Misc Singles Thread

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There seems to be quite a few single people hanging around in misc lately, and seen as though a new series of Take Me Out has started, i thought i'd make a thread for you guys who are single and read… Read More
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2y, 3m agoPosted 2 years, 3 months ago
There seems to be quite a few single people hanging around in misc lately, and seen as though a new series of Take Me Out has started, i thought i'd make a thread for you guys who are single and ready to mingle! So come in and get your name down on the singles list (in 1st post)

Non-singles are also welcome... but no gloating and no pretending to be single to try and cop off lol. You can offer advice to the singles though and maybe set the mood with some romantic music lol :)

Let the Hanky see the Panky haha!!

If anyone's wondering, since i'm the OP, i'll play Cilla/Paddy :D
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2y, 3m agoPosted 2 years, 3 months ago
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I am single (for a reason)

here are my best qualities

over weight

grumpy at times

hate going out

will not put up with your friends they are yours not mine

my days of paying for everything, cars, holls, expensive gifts are over, I have grown up

I will not under any circumstances do anything I do not want to

it is not romantic for you to wear my socks because all yours are in the wash

your family is yours not mine, and no I will not pretend I do not exist or my house is yours because your family do not know u r a puff

I am not in the slightest bit interested in your friends relashionships, and the drama

nope I am not into 3 somes

lieing is not qute nether is sleeping around

I do not mind what work you do as long as you work,

my house looks fine as it is, and I do not think this or that looks better there

I am not your mother or father, you can look after yourself, I am happy to share tasks

the morror is for glanceing in b4 you leave the house to see if you look ok, you do not have to live in front of it

If you take longer than 20 mins to get ready, forget it
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http://i.imgur.com/MncOr2s.gif?1
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A bit of Barry white to set the moodX)

Roll up roll up... whos' single and who's not?? :D

Official Misc Singles

Choc
WongWing
Bazza (WARNING! BUYER BEWARE :D )
Miles (See post #58 for details)
Moneysavingkitten
NEtech
daffers
Ross
Lizzibear
Fern
Biker Jeff
Paddy_o_furniture (definitely not married! Sorry Paddy :D )
Chiptivo
Birdyboyuk
Deano




















Edited By: vics219 on Jan 15, 2015 21:39: ..
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http://images1.tickld.com/live/1114180.gif
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Oh, hi everyone :)

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14 Likes #1
A bit of Barry white to set the moodX)

Roll up roll up... whos' single and who's not?? :D

Official Misc Singles

Choc
WongWing
Bazza (WARNING! BUYER BEWARE :D )
Miles (See post #58 for details)
Moneysavingkitten
NEtech
daffers
Ross
Lizzibear
Fern
Biker Jeff
Paddy_o_furniture (definitely not married! Sorry Paddy :D )
Chiptivo
Birdyboyuk
Deano




















Edited By: vics219 on Jan 15, 2015 21:39: ..
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Anyone (female ) who watches that garbage instead of having a night down the pub would not be a soulmate ! - Who is Cilla paddy ?.:(

Edited By: rogparki on Jan 03, 2015 21:48
#4
rogparki
Anyone (female ) who watches that garbage instead of having a night down the pub would not be a soulmate .:(

Does that mean you're single then rogpark?

If so, what would your ideal lady be?.... apart from down the pub :D
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Oh, hi everyone :)
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deeky
Oh, hi everyone :)

Hey deeky, do you wanna be dribble? :|

:D
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Vics, is that a wee Cyprus Poodle in your pic?
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vics219
deeky
Oh, hi everyone :)

Hey deeky, do you wanna be dribble? :|

:D

Dribble? What you trying to say? :|

You make me dribble anyway vics ;)
1 Like #9
Mistress wanted
2 Likes #10
I wondered where you'd gone to X)

Hi Cilla X)
7 Likes #11
most single people on here are prob single for a good reason, please don't encourage them to procreate X)
2 Likes #12
Morning ...

saw that tonight .. can't believe paddy pulled that guys sister out of the audience to put on the show...


Fair play though .. i would !
1 Like #13
CookinBat
most single people on here are prob single for a good reason, please don't encourage them to procreate X)

They have too high standards? High maintenance?
#14
rehydrated
Vics, is that a wee Cyprus Poodle in your pic?

She's a Cavapoo :D What's a Cyprus Poodle?

Oh and are you single? X)
2 Likes #15
shauneco
CookinBat
most single people on here are prob single for a good reason, please don't encourage them to procreate X)

They have too high standards? High maintenance?
erm yeah ok lol..
2 Likes #16
deeky
vics219
deeky
Oh, hi everyone

Hey deeky, do you wanna be dribble?


Dribble? What you trying to say? :|

You make me dribble anyway vics ;)

That'll be the poorly fitting teeth X)

Thanks though :D
#17
shauneco
Mistress wanted

I'll put you on the list...

Hang on.... mistress? You're married then?

Bad Shauneco X)
4 Likes #18
I think the single females should post pics, I would like to see what I'm missing out on.
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shauneco
I think the single females should post pics, I would like to see what I'm missing out on.

seconded :)
1 Like #20
maccy1
I wondered where you'd gone to X)

Hi Cilla X)

I meant to get some jobs done, but that 50 year old bar lady thread got me thinking about how many single people I could help X)
3 Likes #21
vics219
shauneco
Mistress wanted

I'll put you on the list...

Hang on.... mistress? You're married then?

Bad Shauneco X)

I'm too honest, Not even tempted, One is enough :).
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http://i.imgur.com/MncOr2s.gif?1
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vics219
maccy1
I wondered where you'd gone to
Hi Cilla X)
I meant to get some jobs done, but that 50 year old bar lady thread got me thinking about how many single people I could help X)

The jobs can wait X)
3 Likes #24
CookinBat
most single people on here are prob single for a good reason, please don't encourage them to procreate X)


Aaah you're single then. I'll put you on the list, i'm sure there's someone out there for you :D
#25
arcangel111
Morning ...

saw that tonight .. can't believe paddy pulled that guys sister out of the audience to put on the show...


Fair play though .. i would !

I didn't watch it AA, i'll have to do later though to get some tips from Paddy X)
#26
shauneco
I think the single females should post pics, I would like to see what I'm missing out on.

Good idea, and the men too :)
1 Like #27
shauneco
vics219
shauneco
Mistress wanted

I'll put you on the list...

Hang on.... mistress? You're married then?

Bad Shauneco X)

I'm too honest, Not even tempted, One is enough :).

Aww that's lovely :) Maybe you could act as thread relationship adviser then? :D

So what are your top tips for a happy relationship?
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thewongwing101
http://i.imgur.com/MncOr2s.gif?1

Are you really, or are you just pretending? :{:D
2 Likes #29
WTF! oO

X)
6 Likes #30
http://www.thisisyourconscience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/fat-black-woman-1.jpg
3 Likes #31
vics219
CookinBat
most single people on here are prob single for a good reason, please don't encourage them to procreate X)
Aaah you're single then. I'll put you on the list, i'm sure there's someone out there for you :D

You better get a spreadsheet going Vics X)
#32
GAVINLEWISHUKD
WTF! oO


X)

This isn't my elaborate way of finding out if you're single... if that's what you're wondering

:{X)
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choc1969
http://www.thisisyourconscience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/fat-black-woman-1.jpg

You're hot choc, are you single? :D
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http://images1.tickld.com/live/1114180.gif
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maccy1
vics219
CookinBat
most single people on here are prob single for a good reason, please don't encourage them to procreate X)
Aaah you're single then. I'll put you on the list, i'm sure there's someone out there for you :D

You better get a spreadsheet going Vics X)

You're joking aren't you? I haven'y had one person own up to being single yet? X)
1 Like #36
vics219
maccy1
I wondered where you'd gone to X)

Hi Cilla X)

I meant to get some jobs done, but that 50 year old bar lady thread got me thinking about how many single people I could help X)

Why are you the bar lady!? X)
3 Likes #37
vics219
choc1969
http://www.thisisyourconscience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/fat-black-woman-1.jpg

You're hot choc, are you single? :D

Yea I'm single

Pic is post Christmas weight gain :(
3 Likes #38
vics219
shauneco
vics219
shauneco
Mistress wanted

I'll put you on the list...

Hang on.... mistress? You're married then?

Bad Shauneco X)

I'm too honest, Not even tempted, One is enough :).

Aww that's lovely :) Maybe you could act as thread relationship adviser then? :D

So what are your top tips for a happy relationship?

I have no idea, I don't know how she puts up with me.
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vics219
maccy1
vics219
CookinBat
most single people on here are prob single for a good reason, please don't encourage them to procreate X)
Aaah you're single then. I'll put you on the list, i'm sure there's someone out there for you :D
You better get a spreadsheet going Vics X)
You're joking aren't you? I haven'y had one person own up to being single yet? X)

Well maybe a little word doc then X)
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http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m81zs7phYU1qjkutdo1_500.gif

^^ Romantic clicky :D

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